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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-07 15:20:07

Comrade Carrot
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-06 21:20:06

Poosilini
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-06 19:20:09

Clownigula
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-06 13:20:07

Bragger Vance
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#satire #potus45

@pixelpusher220@dmv.community
2026-08-05 23:02:53

#Funny
savnshop.com/products/this-is-

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-06 22:20:05

Girth Vader
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#satire #potus45

@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza
2026-09-23 14:33:49

Re-used from a discord group #funny #humor #it

A humorous meme featuring a character with long hair, raising hands in surrender. The top caption reads, "Don't shoot! IT department!" Below, the character asks, "Can you fix my printer?" and finally, the caption changes to "Shoot me
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-07 00:20:07

Traitor Tot
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-08 05:20:06

Spray-Tan Satan
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-08 06:20:03

El Cheeto Loco
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-08 02:20:03

Engorge Washington
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#satire #potus45

@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza
2026-09-21 06:49:05

#ai #humor #funny

A comic strip features two characters: a person in blue and a small device. The person asks if AI will kill all humans, to which the device responds negatively. The person expresses relief, and the device sarcastically remarks that they clearly do not need
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-05 23:20:06

Donnie D Cups
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-05 17:20:06

Coppertone Coward
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-05 21:20:05

Covidiot in Chief
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-05 01:20:06

Don the Con
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-04 11:20:06

Burger Jean King
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-03 18:20:06

His Maga-sty
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-03 23:20:05

BLOATUS
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-04 06:20:05

Maga Teresa
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-03 14:20:06

President Pathogen
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-03 20:20:07

Unhappy Gilmore
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-03 21:20:06

Jabba the Pizza Hut
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-02 07:20:06

Anti-Woke Joke
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-02 02:20:06

Unhappy Gilmore
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-02 06:20:05

Cheeto Benito
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-01 10:20:05

Pissant Pol Pot
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-01 14:20:05

Mango Unchained
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-31 07:20:06

Scooby Coup
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-31 15:20:06

Rumpelthinskin
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-31 05:20:06

Pissant Pol Pot
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-30 14:20:08

Apricot Adolph
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-30 02:20:06

Don the Con
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-30 03:20:06

Gaseous Clay
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-29 17:20:06

Pampers President
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-29 09:20:06

Useless S. Grant
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-28 14:20:05

Poopy Pumpkin
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This is satire, not sedition: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-28 11:20:05

Budget Bashar
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-27 18:20:05

Cheeto Benito
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This is satire, not sedition: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-27 10:20:06

Pampers President
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-26 13:20:07

Jabba the Gut
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-26 22:20:09

Tweety Amin
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-26 08:20:05

Fiberace
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-26 15:20:06

Mar-a-Lardass
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-27 04:20:05

Commander in Cheats
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This is satire, not sedition: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-27 00:20:05

Mango Unchained
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-26 20:20:05

Pissant Pol Pot
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-08-25 17:20:06

Ancient Orange
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-25 10:20:05

Mein Coif
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-07-25 17:20:04

Mar-a-Lardo
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-08 02:20:05

Nostra-dumbass
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#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-10-07 21:20:05

General Fatton
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#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-06 22:20:05

Gassolini
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#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-10-07 02:20:05

Gassolini
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#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-06 14:20:06

Flabio
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#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-07 22:20:06

Disinfectant Dolt
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#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-10-07 01:20:05

Pee-resident Dump
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#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-10-07 03:20:04

Seize-her Geezer
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#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-10-07 15:20:05

Blobby Jones
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#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-10-07 23:20:07

Covidiot in Chief
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#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-06 23:20:06

Cheeto in Chief
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#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-08 03:20:05

Colonnade Crapper
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#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-10-06 12:20:04

Tangelo Mump
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#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-10-06 10:20:06

Agent Orange
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#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-06 17:20:04

Marmalade Misogynist
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#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-07 06:20:06

Benedict Donald
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#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-07 07:20:05

Mayor McTreason
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#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-06 18:20:05

Burger Jean King
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#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-07 02:20:06

Toddler in Chief
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#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-07 17:20:07

Dollar Tree Dictator
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#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-10-06 11:20:05

Seize-her Geezer
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#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-10-06 14:20:06

Metamucil World Peace
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#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-10-06 22:20:04

Der Derpenführer
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#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-10-07 07:20:06

Gameshow Göering
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#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-07 05:20:05

Happy Meal Hussein
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#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-07 03:20:05

Velveeto Corleone
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#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-10-07 18:20:04

Rip One Van Winkle
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#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-10-06 15:20:05

Hatch Act Hack
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#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-07 15:20:05

Turmeric Tyrant
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#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-07 20:20:06

Blob Vila
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#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-10-06 16:20:05

The Florida Fondler
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#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-10-06 18:20:06

Darth Tax Evader
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#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-10-07 11:20:05

The Sultan of Spray Tans
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#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-07 23:20:05

Budget Bashar
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#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-10-07 10:20:05

Comrade Carrot
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This is satire, not sedition: let's not get carceral over comedy.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-06 13:20:06

The Sultan of Spray Tans
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#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-06 20:20:07

Chin Jong Un
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#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-08 00:20:05

The Sultan of Spray Tans
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#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-07 04:20:05

Chicken Out Lout
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#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-10-06 13:20:05

Generalissimo Geritol
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#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-10-06 21:20:05

Liger Woods
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#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-07 11:20:06

Diaper Donny
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#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-10-07 14:20:04

Sweet Potato Skidmark
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#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-10-08 00:20:05

Maga Teresa
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#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-06 10:20:06

Don the Con
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#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-10-07 09:20:06

President TACO
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This is for tee hee, not treason: let's not have humor lead to homicide.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-10-06 17:20:04

Nectarine Nero
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#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-10-08 01:20:05

Pumpkin Pinochet
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This is satire, not sedition: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.
#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-06 15:20:05

Cockwomble-In-Chief
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#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-09-07 19:20:05

Bargain Benito
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#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol