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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-28 00:20:05

Napoleon Bonaspur
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-29 13:20:05

Dopey McGropey
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-28 22:20:06

Humpty Trumpty
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#satire #potus45

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-01-14 03:48:40

This will never not be funny. Dude almost got hulksmashed for reals. 🤣
#pranks #humor #funny

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-28 12:20:07

Pissadent Chump
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-28 08:20:07

Clownigula
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-28 11:20:07

Orange Foolius
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#satire #potus45

@crell@phpc.social
2026-03-10 17:22:18

#Mario #Nintendo #Funny

A photo of a highway advertisement sign.  It is a picture of a Super Mario World level, with the text "Have a super MAR 10".

Comment below it: You can only reblog this today.

Second comment: I missed my chance last year.  not gonna let it happen again.
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-27 23:20:08

Hairpiece Himmler
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-28 00:20:06

Donnie Deathcount
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@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-03-24 18:49:24

just another day at the office 😭 | #dallascowboys #nfl #funny #shorts

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-27 00:20:06

Metamucilini
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-27 18:20:08

Ancient Orange
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-26 19:20:06

Der Cheetoführer
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#satire #potus45

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-01-31 16:40:05

True story: Wife asked me what I was laughing uncontrollably at & I turned off my phone quietly.
#humor #funny

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-27 13:20:06

The Offal Orifice
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-27 05:20:05

Clownigula
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-27 10:20:05

Toddler in Chief
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-26 02:20:06

Diaper Donny
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-26 07:20:10

The Maga-lorian
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-26 06:20:05

President Thump
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-26 18:20:07

Cheetolini
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-26 14:20:06

Flaccido Domingo
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-26 06:20:06

Donye West
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-25 21:20:06

Mar-a-Lardo
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-25 11:20:07

Blob Vila
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-24 19:20:08

Spurious Caesar
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-24 12:20:06

Phony Soprano
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-23 23:20:07

Coppertone Coward
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-24 09:20:10

Il Douché
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-24 15:20:06

Rumpelthinskin
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-24 03:20:06

Pedoführer
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-23 11:20:07

Donorrhea
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-23 15:20:06

Mar-a-Lardo
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-23 07:20:06

Winnie the Coup
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-23 05:20:06

Uncle Scam
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-23 18:20:07

Sir Lies-a-lot
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-23 03:20:06

Uncle Scam
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-23 02:20:05

Flag Fondler
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-22 07:20:05

Comrade Carrot
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-22 15:20:06

Bargain Benito
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-21 22:20:06

President TACO
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-21 23:20:03

Don Snoreleon
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-21 13:20:06

Fanta Fascist
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-21 00:20:04

Don the Con
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-21 15:20:03

Agolf Shitler
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-20 18:20:06

King of the Shill
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-20 00:20:03

Clustertrump
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-19 22:20:03

Chin Jong Un
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-20 04:20:03

Orange Foolius
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-20 02:20:04

His a-holiness
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-18 19:20:07

Fiberace
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-19 11:20:08

Con Juan
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-19 04:20:06

Mar-a-Lardo
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-19 06:20:06

Napoleon Bonaspur
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-19 02:20:04

Rumpelthinskin
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-19 12:20:03

Tweety Amin
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-19 16:20:03

Needy Amin
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-19 06:20:04

President TACO
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-18 03:20:04

Tangerine Tyrant
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-18 07:20:07

Genghis Convict
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-18 15:20:03

King Leer
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-18 11:20:03

Al Caporn
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-18 03:20:03

Chin Jong Un
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-18 05:20:03

Fiberace
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-18 12:20:03

Gaseous Clay
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-17 20:20:03

Sherbet Pervert
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-17 10:20:06

Blob Vila
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-17 08:20:09

Mango Zedong
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-17 04:20:03

Il Douché
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-17 16:20:06

Flaccido Domingo
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-16 06:20:10

Mar-a-Lardo
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-16 00:20:07

Hippopotus
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-15 22:20:03

Winnie the Coup
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-15 05:20:07

Count Flatula
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-15 10:20:05

Dozin' Donnie
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-15 08:20:06

Maga Teresa
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-15 00:20:05

Limburger in Chief
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-15 17:20:07

Humpty Trumpty
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-14 22:20:03

Presidementia
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-15 12:20:02

Con Juan
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-14 19:20:02

Ronald McFondle
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-13 22:20:06

Fiberace
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-13 20:20:07

Needy Amin
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-13 21:20:06

Founding Farter
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-14 04:20:03

Julius Cheeser
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-14 03:20:03

Der Pumpkinführer
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-14 16:20:03

Mango Unchained
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-13 18:20:03

Maga Teresa
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-13 17:20:07

Combover Caligula
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-13 16:20:03

Winnie the Coup
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-13 14:20:03

Kim Don Un
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-12 12:20:03

Con Juan
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-12 00:20:05

Sir Lies-a-lot
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-12 17:20:04

Dachau Donny
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-10 23:20:06

Paprika Pinochet
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-11 00:20:03

Greedy McGolfy
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-11 04:20:03

Trumpty Dumpty
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-10 11:20:07

Julius Cheeser
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#satire #potus45