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@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-11-28 16:21:55

omfg 🤣
#humor #funny
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@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-11-28 06:52:35

Dogs are an infinite source of entertainment. 😂
#dogs #humor #funny

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-29 00:20:14

Tweety Amin
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#satire #potus45

@smashtie@mas.to
2025-12-26 12:40:54

For those a little underwhelmed by Chas III and his Christmas message, here is an alternative Christmas message to the UK from Jimmy Kimmel. Made me laugh, and say "yes!" a few times. #funny
youtu.be/dergOG7vpJg

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-29 15:20:14

Sherbet Pervert
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Tom Gauld science cartoons are a blast. Here's one from his 2020 book: "Department of Mind-blowing Theories".
#Funny #Science #Comics #Drawing

Cartoon showing two magazine covers with contrasting points of view: "Utopian Science Quarterly" and "The Journal of Dystopian Science".

NEW ISSUES OUT NOW

UTOPIAN SCIENCE
QUARTERLY

ROBOT
SERVANTS

JETPACK OR FLYING CAR?

NEW
WORLDS

LIVING
PAST 200?

10 AMAZING BREAKTHROUGHS JUST AROUND THE CORNER!

--

THE JOURNAL OF DYSTOPIAN SCIENCE

KNOW YOUR SUPERBUGS

DIGITAL
MELTDOWN

ASTEROID STRIKES

MASS EXTINCTIONS

10 BAD THINGS THAT ARE ONLY GOING TO GET WORSE!
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-12-23 16:44:34

OMG... 🤣
▶️ The Funniest Moments In Talk Show History
#funny

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-01-14 03:48:40

This will never not be funny. Dude almost got hulksmashed for reals. 🤣
#pranks #humor #funny

@smashtie@mas.to
2025-12-12 13:27:13

I love this! Cowardly horse antics, narrated by Ozzyman. Warning: contains swears. #horses #funny youtube.com/shorts/HbeqOllBS9o

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-12-20 20:14:33

You hope I brought what now? 🤨
(I don't recall in which US store I took this picture, but it was in Sep. 2023)
#doormat #unfortunate #writing #cursive #funny #wine #picture

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-12-06 08:33:08

Dallas Cowboys lose to the Detroit Lions 44-30 & how did the fans react?
#funny

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-11 16:20:43

Girth Vader
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-11 15:20:17

Fanta Fascist
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-11 14:20:16

Humpty Trumpty
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@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-12-19 16:01:09

1: Webdev who just wants a decent nav bar
2: Copilot
Not bad at all. 👏
#AI #LLM #webdev #Copilot #burn #Pixel #technology #phones #funny

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-10 11:20:18

Poosilini
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-10 01:20:20

Salmon Satan
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-10 12:20:15

Captain COVID
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-10 10:20:25

Scooby Coup
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-08 14:20:13

Mendacious Mango
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-06 12:20:17

Metamucilini
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-06 14:21:22

Cheetolini
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-05 11:20:17

Poosilini
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-05 18:20:16

Don Whoreleon
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-04 00:20:15

Bunker Boy
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-04 10:20:17

Captain COVID
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-04 18:20:16

Infector in Chief
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-04 08:20:16

Winnie the Coup
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-04 04:20:16

Terracotta Toddler
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-04 02:20:42

Tangerine Tyrant
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-04 14:20:11

Il Douché
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-03 07:20:15

King Leer
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-02 23:20:15

Sir Lies-a-lot
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-03 12:20:17

Diaper Donny
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-01 17:20:19

Donvict
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-01 02:20:15

Dollar Tree Dictator
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-31 08:20:18

Poosilini
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-31 17:20:19

Donald John Tantrum
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