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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-27 06:20:06

BLOATUS
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-26 19:20:05

Mar-a-Lardass
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-27 03:20:06

Clustertrump
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-27 16:20:06

Mr. Miracle Ear
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-27 09:20:05

Uncle Scam
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@crell@phpc.social
2026-03-10 17:22:18

#Mario #Nintendo #Funny

A photo of a highway advertisement sign.  It is a picture of a Super Mario World level, with the text "Have a super MAR 10".

Comment below it: You can only reblog this today.

Second comment: I missed my chance last year.  not gonna let it happen again.
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-26 18:20:07

Cheetolini
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-27 00:20:06

Metamucilini
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@sherold@mastodon.online
2026-04-11 09:53:24

This is probably the worst joke I've seen, and I am crying.
#memes #funny #comic

A four-panel comic strip, rendered in the style of Lego minifigures, depicts a simplified and cartoonish execution scene. The top-left panel shows a clergyman figure, wearing a white miter and robes, holding a closed book next to another figure in brown robes. In the top-right panel, an executioner figure in a black hood pulls a large wooden lever. The bottom-left panel is an overhead perspective, showing the clergyman and executioner looking down from above, while another figure hangs from a r…
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-27 18:20:08

Ancient Orange
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-28 00:20:05

Napoleon Bonaspur
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@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-03-24 18:49:24

just another day at the office 😭 | #dallascowboys #nfl #funny #shorts

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-26 19:20:06

Der Cheetoführer
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@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-01-31 16:40:05

True story: Wife asked me what I was laughing uncontrollably at & I turned off my phone quietly.
#humor #funny

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-28 12:20:07

Pissadent Chump
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-28 08:20:07

Clownigula
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-27 13:20:06

The Offal Orifice
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-28 11:20:07

Orange Foolius
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-27 05:20:05

Clownigula
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-27 23:20:08

Hairpiece Himmler
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-27 10:20:05

Toddler in Chief
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-28 00:20:06

Donnie Deathcount
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-25 23:20:09

Don Whoreleon
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-26 04:20:06

The Pedo in Chief
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-25 19:20:07

Clownigula
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-26 11:20:05

The Offal Orifice
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-26 02:20:06

Diaper Donny
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-26 07:20:10

The Maga-lorian
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-26 06:20:05

President Thump
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-26 14:20:06

Flaccido Domingo
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-26 06:20:06

Donye West
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-25 21:20:06

Mar-a-Lardo
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-24 18:20:06

Mar-a-Lardo
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-25 00:20:05

Patient Nero
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-25 12:20:05

Don Snoreleon
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-24 16:20:06

Pumpkin Spiced Putin
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-25 14:20:05

Gaseous Clay
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-25 11:20:07

Blob Vila
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-24 19:20:08

Spurious Caesar
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-24 15:20:06

Rumpelthinskin
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-24 04:20:06

Trumpty Dumpty
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-23 22:20:11

Ochre Oathbreaker
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-24 08:20:07

Alexander Scamilton
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-23 16:20:06

Cheaty McCheats-a-lot
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-24 12:20:06

Phony Soprano
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-23 15:20:06

Mar-a-Lardo
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-23 23:20:07

Coppertone Coward
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-24 09:20:10

Il Douché
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-23 18:20:07

Sir Lies-a-lot
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-24 03:20:06

Pedoführer
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-23 08:20:05

Ku Klux Yam
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-23 11:20:07

Donorrhea
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-23 07:20:06

Winnie the Coup
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-23 05:20:06

Uncle Scam
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-22 15:20:06

Bargain Benito
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-23 03:20:06

Uncle Scam
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-23 02:20:05

Flag Fondler
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-22 08:20:05

Yellvis
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-22 09:20:11

BLOATUS
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-21 22:20:06

Criminal in Chief
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-22 07:20:05

Comrade Carrot
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-21 22:20:06

President TACO
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-21 15:20:03

Agolf Shitler
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-21 23:20:03

Don Snoreleon
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-21 07:20:06

Poosilini
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-20 20:20:07

Blob Vila
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-21 00:20:05

Dozin' Donnie
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-20 22:20:05

Donorrhea
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-21 08:20:05

Needy Amin
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-20 19:20:05

Metamucilini
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-21 13:20:06

Fanta Fascist
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-20 18:20:06

King of the Shill
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-21 00:20:04

Don the Con
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-20 04:20:05

Poosilini
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-20 07:20:06

Humpty Trumpty
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-20 00:20:03

Clustertrump
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-19 22:20:03

Chin Jong Un
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-19 16:20:03

Needy Amin
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-20 04:20:03

Orange Foolius
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-20 02:20:04

His a-holiness
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-19 01:20:06

Poosilini
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-19 06:20:07

Dictator Tot
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-18 19:20:07

Fiberace
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-19 11:20:08

Con Juan
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-19 04:20:06

Mar-a-Lardo
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-19 06:20:06

Napoleon Bonaspur
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-18 15:20:03

King Leer
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-19 02:20:04

Rumpelthinskin
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-19 12:20:03

Tweety Amin
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-19 06:20:04

President TACO
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-18 11:20:06

Flabio
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-18 14:20:07

Nectarine Nero
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-18 03:20:04

Tangerine Tyrant
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-18 07:20:07

Genghis Convict
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-17 16:20:06

Flaccido Domingo
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-18 11:20:03

Al Caporn
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-18 03:20:03

Chin Jong Un
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-18 05:20:03

Fiberace
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-18 12:20:03

Gaseous Clay
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-17 20:20:03

Sherbet Pervert
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#satire #potus45