@losttourist@social.chatty.monsterEvery year someone on #GBBO tries to construct some kind of fancy architectural showstopper thing using a dough that isn't gingerbread. Every year they say "this is risky, it might crack" and you know what, every year someone on GBBO sees their fancy architectural showstopper crack apart.
Now I'm no baker, but I can at least learn from history. Use gingerbread, people!
@losttourist@social.chatty.monsterAnyone else tooting along to Bake Off? #GBBO
@losttourist@social.chatty.monster"Imagine shaming a cat" cries Noel Fielding on #GBBO.
Oh mate, wait until you discover Fedi.
@losttourist@social.chatty.monsterThere are some disasters brewing here in the Technical. #GBBO
@losttourist@social.chatty.monsterAhhh, they slice the biscuits BEFORE cooking them. Now it all makes sense. #GBBO
@losttourist@social.chatty.monsterIs it really a biscuit if you can slice into it without crumbs or crumbling? #GBBO
@losttourist@social.chatty.monsterWhat's in a hobnob? I'd guess just flour, sugar, butter & oats. Keep it simple people. #GBBO
@losttourist@social.chatty.monsterEvening Fedibakers. #GBBO
@losttourist@social.chatty.monsterIf Jasmine isn't one of the three #GBBO finalists this year I'll eat my hat.
@losttourist@social.chatty.monsterTold you. Nameless horrors from the deep. #GBBO
@losttourist@social.chatty.monsterTom's putting Cthulhu into his chocolate fountain, isn't he? #GBBO
@losttourist@social.chatty.monsterAm I mistaken or is a Graham Cracker basically a digestive biscuit? #GBBO
@losttourist@social.chatty.monsterThere is literally no way in the world I would ever have the patience to create Bake Off things. #GBBO