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I wish Scotland welcomed Trump yelling "Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae master! We willnae be fooled again!"
And then follow with "Crivens!" and whatever feels most Feegle at the time.
#GNUTerryPratchett

It turns out "my" shirt design was stolen and used by some US assholes who now sell a Rob Anybody t-shirt.
I can't do anything about that, except giving everybody the design for free - if it has to be out there, nobody should profit from it.
If you end up using it, please PLEASE donate to one of Pratchett's favorite charities or at least to somebody in need.
And add a #GNUTerryPratchett

Also, fuck it. I'm gonna read The Shepherd's Crown.
If you hear bawling, you know what's happening.
#GNUTerryPratchett

The Guards series is not copaganda. I repeat, not copaganda.
"It wasn’t proper police work, Vimes considered, unless you were doing something that someone somewhere would much rather you weren’t doing."
(from Jingo)
#GNUTerryPratchett