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Quahogs are VERY long-lived clams. This wise one was born 100 before Shakespeare. Cherish them. If you eat them, venerate their little clam bodies, first.
From "New Scientist", Tom Gauld comic.
#AncientWisdom equals #GoodEating

A quahog clam born 500 years ago, perched upon an Elizabethan collar, declaims wisdom:
Clam: Dost thou seek a life prolong'd?

Then heed my wise council:

Dine modestly 'pon root and herb.

Chill thy bones in icy waters.

Be not a sloth nor a sluggard.