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@outer@mas.to
2025-12-15 16:26:56

Quahogs are VERY long-lived clams. This wise one was born 100 before Shakespeare. Cherish them. If you eat them, venerate their little clam bodies, first.
From "New Scientist", Tom Gauld comic.
#AncientWisdom equals #GoodEating

A quahog clam born 500 years ago, perched upon an Elizabethan collar, declaims wisdom: Clam: Dost thou seek a life prolong'd? Then heed my wise council: Dine modestly 'pon root and herb. Chill thy bones in icy waters. Be not a sloth nor a sluggard.