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@shaun@mastodon.xyz
2026-06-06 03:24:08

#Google can’t build its West Memphis facility fast enough, so now they’re gonna pay #Elon a billion dollars a month to rent time on #MechaHitler.
RIP, Google! 🪦
Hello,

@jom@social.kontrollapparat.de
2026-06-05 10:52:41

Trust Google Maps? Not anymore. Restaurant complained, Google politely notified me and made my review invisible. 3 stars with photo evidence, gone on request. What you see on Google Maps is what businesses allow you to see. Nothing more.
#GoogleMaps

@ncoca@social.coop
2026-04-06 08:09:18

I'm #hiring again and I really do wish people would look me up more before they applied. I'm not going to be impressed with your #google workplace skills, or your use of #canva, or any

@vosje62@mastodon.nl
2026-05-05 16:34:36

RE: #google #chrome #ai

@frankel@mastodon.top
2026-05-02 17:12:32

#Google and #Pentagon reportedly agree on deal for "any lawful" use of #AI

@scottmiller42@mstdn.social
2026-05-05 14:54:38

Today's news is Google Chrome has been installing a 4 GB AI model on some people's computers without consent.
Fortunately, it wasn't installed on my daily driver, probably because I often don't have 4 GB free on this tiny drive. Insert Meme Head Tapping Guy
To prevent installation, go to chrome://flags and search for "optimization guide on device", change to Disabled.
1/x

@ErikJonker@mastodon.social
2026-05-28 16:50:27

Good column about Google,
#google

@kubikpixel@chaos.social
2026-03-23 06:05:05

«#Suchmaschine'n-Ergebnisse — Google soll mittels KI Schlagzeilen ersetzen:
Google soll damit begonnen haben, mittels künstlicher Intelligenz Überschriften in seinen Suchergebnissen zu verändern, die so nicht von den Verfassern vorgesehen waren. Hinweise darauf gibt #Google allerdings nicht, …

@digitalnaiv@mastodon.social
2026-06-01 09:19:03

Scott Galloway bei der OMR: OpenAI könnte das „Netscape unserer Ära" werden — überholt von Anthropic, Google Gemini und günstigen Modellen aus China. Gleichzeitig warnt er vor einer Rechenzentren-Blase. Sein Big Tech Stock Pick 2026? Nicht Google — sondern Amazon. Pest oder ... Inken Schönauer analysiert in der FAZ (€)
#KI

@qbi@freie-re.de
2026-04-30 17:25:11

Ich glaube, ich habe das über Jahre falsch gemacht.
#java #jar #google

Google-Suche: "how to open a jar"
@marcel@waldvogel.family
2026-05-20 16:15:23

Who would expect anything else?
#Enshittification #Google #AI

@vosje62@mastodon.nl
2026-06-03 00:33:44

RE: #google

@UP8@mastodon.social
2026-03-10 16:18:45

Google's AI Summaries seem to be remarkably honest about "Google News", maybe management there will listen to them after a decade of not listening to the same complaints from the public
#google #www #news

Screenshot of search results for "Google News" where "What people are saying" is "Content quality concerns" including "Users express concern about clickbait, misinformation and poor AI-generated headlines replacing original content in Google News feeds, calling it 'slop'" and below that are three vertical search results judging google news harshly and an accordion showing more negative impacts of Google News
@digitalnaiv@mastodon.social
2026-04-30 09:19:03

Don't be evil? Google öffnet seine KI-Modelle für „jeden rechtmäßigen Regierungszweck" des Pentagons – trotz Protest von über 600 Mitarbeitenden. Verbote für Massenüberwachung und autonome Waffen stehen im Vertrag, ein Vetorecht bei operativen Entscheidungen aber ausdrücklich nicht. Ethik als Lippenbekenntnis. #Google

@hikingdude@mastodon.social
2026-05-27 18:25:40

baaahh why is literally EVERY app nowadays on #Google Play flagged with "contains ads". I want a filter for "non ad"-apps!!

@ErikJonker@mastodon.social
2026-05-19 18:37:29

"Google Search as you know it is over"
#google

@joe@toot.works
2026-05-19 17:00:48

I tried going to #Google #GoogleIO

@danyork@mastodon.social
2026-03-10 16:56:28

And now generative #AI will be in all of the #Google products, too...

@marcel@waldvogel.family
2026-05-26 05:08:22

Heute ist Dienstag früher als sonst (und damit #DNIPBriefing-Tag).
1️⃣ Google hat letzte Woche an der jährlichen Entwickler-Konferenz #Google I/O angekündigt, bei der klassischen Google-Suche verstärkt auf #KI

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-05-21 11:44:03

RE: #google

@primonatura@mstdn.social
2026-03-12 11:00:17

"Amazon, Google and others pledge $100m to cut ‘highly warming’ superpollutants"
#Amazon #Google #Technology

@vosje62@mastodon.nl
2026-05-22 01:14:56

/2
New ad formats built with Gemini coming to Google Search - #Google
blog.google/products/ads-comme

@shaun@mastodon.xyz
2026-04-28 21:38:04

I don’t want you thinking a little longer, god damnit. How much energy did that waste? I just want some relevant results. #google #ai #pollution

A Google page with animated empty placeholders where search results should be, because instead of just showing me some results, it’s wasting power and water trying to “ai”-generate some bullshit I don’t want and won’t read because it’s almost always wrong.

RE: #Google 😂 #Disregard

@grahamperrin@bsd.cafe
2026-04-17 21:41:07

@… Google often auto-removes (silently hides from the public) public comments that include links.
It's horribly frustrating.
#Google #YouTube

@datascience@genomic.social
2026-04-12 10:00:01

Want to check the google trends for a topic? Use {gtrendsR} directly from within your favorite language: #googletrends

@annsev@troet.cafe
2026-04-23 16:38:47

Das #Google Datencenter bei #Kronstorf verbraucht 200 Liter Grundwasser je Sekunde für die Kühlung. Man stelle sich vor: 200 Liter Grundwasser pro Sekunde, nicht zum Trinken, Bewässern, ... , sondern nur zur Kühlung.
Stromabnahme von mindestens 1 bis zu Terawatt /a,
Haben die Landesbehörden gesch…

@kubikpixel@chaos.social
2026-05-12 17:20:22

«Digitale Briefe der Post liegen auf Google-Servern:
#Digital'e Sendungen der #Schweiz'erischen #Post werden auf Servern von #Google

@michabbb@social.vivaldi.net
2026-04-23 10:48:47

#GeminiEmbedding2 is now generally available — #Google's first natively multimodal #embedding model, mapping text, images, video, audio & documents into ONE unified space 🚀

@ncoca@social.coop
2026-05-28 11:20:27

Do people know that #Gmail "reactions" don't really work when you use them to respond to non-Gmail addresses? #Google

@publicvoit@graz.social
2026-05-17 20:35:25

With every company announcement event, I get even more nervous because #enshittification is a strong trend these days. 🫣
It's a really good announcement when there's actually not too much news.
Upcoming anxiety: #Google actively killing the healthy ecosystem of

@padraig@mastodon.ie
2026-05-20 00:01:30

How are the #SEO guys holding up after the new #Google Search changes?

@bici@mastodon.social
2026-05-18 01:53:33

AI will eat your soul and wash it down with a glass of your blood.
#AI #google #Meta

@ErikJonker@mastodon.social
2026-04-23 17:40:42

While OpenAI and Anthropic are busy releasing new models and functionality, Google is very quiet lately with regard to AI , I wonder what's the reason? 🤔
#ai #google #openai

@CondeChocula@social.linux.pizza
2026-03-12 18:40:21

Acabo de instalar Google Rewards para ganar unos centimillos y comprar algo en la Play Store jaja.
#google #rewards #android

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-03-13 07:10:16
Content warning: Tech but with political comparison

Recommending #iPhone because #Google is trying hard to close #Android ecosystem is like recommending moving to China because USA is closing down on democracy and human values.

@matthiasott@mastodon.social
2026-05-20 22:41:05

✍️ New post: Ad Infinitum
Google announced the biggest change to Search in 25 years at #GoogleIO. But where are the ads…? 🤔
matthiasott.com/notes/ad-infin

It was not so long ago that working with the military on potentially harmful technology was seen as a red line for many big tech workers.
In 2018, thousands of #Google employees launched a protest against a program to analyze drone footage for the DoD called #Project

@castarco@hachyderm.io
2026-05-12 17:55:06

So... not many people will be surprised, #Google has done it again, it has crossed a big red line this time.
They already made it so that using their "share" feature from Chrome browser in Android would introduce their own tracking link, betraying unsuspecting users. That in itself was infuriating, but at least we had an escape hatch, we could copy the web page URL and share that directly.... until now.
It is no longer possible to copy URLs from the browser's URL bar (in Android systems). They have reached an entire new level of perversity and anti-user behaviour.
At this rate, they will manage to kill the #www for good at some point, something else will have to emerge.

@JBrickelt963@framapiaf.org
2026-03-09 23:24:29

Quand j'étais encore en études j'avais fais une espèce de lettre pour présenter les alternatives Š #Google que je commençais Š découvrir.
5 ans tard et quasiment 0 apps gogol j'ai fais ce petit site : myapplyope…

@digitalnaiv@mastodon.social
2026-05-13 11:30:18

Fatal: Die EU zieht eine Milliardenstrafe gegen Google zurück — und Ursula von der Leyen demonstriert damit ausgerechnet gegenüber Big Tech politische Nachgiebigkeit. Wer digitale Souveränität predigt, aber bei BigTech Marktmacht zurückrudert, macht Regulierung zur bloßen Kulisse. Mike Kuketz benennt das fatale Signal klar.
#Google

@pre@boing.world
2026-05-20 11:37:48

It becomes ever more important that you stop using Google.
It's been important for a long time, since they removed 'don't be evil' from their tag-line and decided that they had to be a big evil corporation instead.
They're giving up on being a search engine now too by the sounds of it.
You can use startpage or duckduckgo or something if you still want search.
There are lots of different email providers.
There is GrapheneOS and lineageos and others for your phone and tablet operating systems.
There is Peertube and Rumble and others for uploading your videos.
You don't have to remove it all at once, just make a continuing effort to move away from Google, one step at a time.
I'm almost completely degoogled now. Its taken years. It was a good move. Google only gets worse from here.
#google #enshitification #ai

@publicvoit@graz.social
2026-05-22 15:05:03

Wer jetzt noch #Google für #Suche nutzt, der hilft mit, dass das #WWW (das viele Menschen für das #Internet halten) in der For…

@digitalnaiv@mastodon.social
2026-04-17 07:51:02

91 % richtige KI-Antworten bei Google klingen solide.
Bis man merkt:
➡️ Millionen falsche Antworten pro Stunde
Aber egal – Hauptsache schnell die KI-Zusammenfassung scannen und weiter.
👉 Ingrid Brodnig
#KI #Google

@matthiasott@mastodon.social
2026-05-20 22:41:05

✍️ New post: Ad Infinitum
Google announced the biggest change to Search in 25 years at #GoogleIO. But where are the ads…? 🤔
matthiasott.com/notes/ad-infin

@ncoca@social.coop
2026-05-17 08:15:52

The amount of times someone said "#google #maps works great in #Japan" and then I learn it took them on some weird route that was longer, more expensive, or required excessive walking then the optimal route.

@michabbb@social.vivaldi.net
2026-05-27 18:12:41

🗂️ Use #GoogleSheets as a #Laravel database! laravel-google-sheets-database-driver maps spreadsheet = DB, tab = table, row 1 = columns. Full #Eloquent & Query Builder support.

@joe@toot.works
2026-05-12 17:34:05

"Google Book" is better than if they called the laptop "Gemini Book", I guess. #GoogleIO

@primonatura@mstdn.social
2026-05-10 10:00:35

"Google developers significantly misstate carbon emissions of proposed UK datacentres"
#Google #Technology #UK #UnitedKingdom

@michabbb@social.vivaldi.net
2026-05-10 18:14:15

🔐 Security baked in: every webhook call uses signed requests so you can verify the payload is genuinely from #Google. Delivery is guaranteed with at-least-once semantics and automatic backoff on failure.
🔧 Setup is flexible: register webhooks either at the project level (static) or per-request (dynamic). All you need is an HTTPS endpoint and your

@burningbecks@social.tchncs.de
2026-03-18 20:57:02

#Google, #Microsoft, #LinkedIn, #Meta und

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-05-24 18:09:50

Computers from/with:
- Apple for those who don't value their money. 💰
- Linux for those who don't value their time. ⌛
- Google for those who don't value their privacy. 🔏
- Windows for those who don't value all three. 💰⌛🔏
Nailed it. 💯
#technology #computers #GoogleBook #review

@michabbb@social.vivaldi.net
2026-05-10 18:14:14

🚨 #GeminiAPI now supports event-driven #webhooks — no more polling for job status! Get real-time HTTP POST notifications the moment your batch job completes or video finishes generating. #Google

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-05-17 03:19:45

Totally normal #Google #Play app situation.
Changes in new version: "restoring backups."
Methinks "that looks like a harmless update".
Reality: AI, new terms of service, new "privacy" policy, make a backup ("in cloud" preferably, can't save locally), sign up for an account (you can skip that), database migration.
Of course, the app itself is not very different. Some random extra padding that makes it look like shit, new database format that's much slower, and lots of useless premium shit.
#Android #enshittification

@pre@boing.world
2026-05-13 13:01:56

I do not want to "move from an operating system to an intelligence system" thanks Google.
I still want my computer to operate, not to intelligent.
I do not want a popup every time I wriggle my mouse to see where the cursor is.
Also "google books" is already a thing you maniacs. Google, the search engine company, has made a product which is unserchable because of a name clash with another thing from the same company already called that.
/slow-clap.
This is intelligence apparently. We're going to need a new word for actually clever things given all this crap branded intelligent nowadays.
#googleBook #laptop

@ncoca@social.coop
2026-03-11 04:26:45

Curious why they included #China on this list of regulators to target #keepandroidopen
Do they not know that #Google #Play