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@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2026-07-13 15:10:36
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It's hot here today, so best go to the baths, like Venus does with her lover Mars and his nice lil tush.
They can be found in the Therme of Diocletian.
#BumDayMonday #GreekROmanArt

Mars and Venus marble sculpture group, dated ca. 170 CE from the Terme di Diocleziano. They are seen from the reverse in this photo against an all black background. Venus has her arm draped over Mars' shoulder who wears nothing but a sword belt.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2026-05-07 09:18:24
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It's #PhallusThursday and I'm bringing out the big guns! Does size matter? To this lady, it evidently does.
#GreekRomanArt @…

Red-figure vase painting of a nude woman carrying a giant penis.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2026-06-29 18:27:35
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The apples of the Hesperides have nothing on Herakles' tush.
#BumDayMonday
#GreekRomanArt #ReverseNotObverse

A bronze statuette of Herakles, seen from behind. The hero is in the nude, his lionskin over his left arm, in his right hand (presumably) the apples of the Hesperides.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2026-04-27 16:11:56
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Aphrodite keeps her backside nice and callipygous while threatening her son Eros with her chancla...
A beautiful #BumDayMonday to y'all.
#GreekRomanArt #Aphrodite

Photo of a bronze sculpture of Aphrodite holding her sandal in a raised right hand, her son Eros standing to her left. Both are seen from behind in this photo. Both are in the nude. Aphrodite wears a crown and her her hair braided. Eros is depicted as a winged child reaching up to his mother.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2026-05-26 10:02:57
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The three Kharites / Graces bring a beautiful backside to brighten your Monday. The ancient version of tits & arse 😉
#BumDayMonday #GreekRomanArt #mythology

Fresco of the three Graces (Greek: Kharites) in a very iconic pose. Two of them are facing the viewer while one of them is turning her beautiful backside towards us. All of them are in the nude, beautiful examples of the female form.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2026-06-22 10:58:33
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Adding to the heatwave is this callipygous "Marine Venus", who is wringing out her hair after a dip in the sea. Wish I could join her for a swim.
#BumDayMonday
#GreekRomanArt #mythology

Roman marble sculpture of Venus wringing out her hair. The reverse is photographed here, showing her ample buttocks, curly hair falling down her back, and a dolphin to her feet.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2026-07-10 12:54:34
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Aphrodite is ready for #FannyFriday 👌
#GreekRomanArt #ByzantineArt #Aphrodite

Byzantine Circular Pyxis depicting the Judgement of Paris. We see Hermes, Aphrodite, Athene. Hermes holds his kerykeion staff and the golden apple "for the fairest". He turns away from a nude Aphrodite who is crafted with labia. Beside her, Athene, fully clothed, throws her a disapproving look.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2026-05-01 12:22:24
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This #FannyFriday we have a winged cock surrounded by three fannies with visible slits and a bit of stubble for a joint #PhallusThursday.
Did the little phallus choose the one on top or is he eager to kiss all three of them?

Attic red-figure painting on a lid depicting three vulvas and a winged phallus, dated 460–425 BCE. Today it can be admired in the Archaeological National Museum in Athens.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2026-07-06 14:21:17
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Have a run-in with Hermes Farnese and his lovely cheeks this #BumDayMonday
#GreekRomanArt #Hermes #Mercurius

Marble statue of Hermes wearing small chlamys and winged sandals; caduceus in left hand; left hand and much of legs restored. The statue is a 1st century CE Roman copy of a famous type created in the school of the Greek sculptor Praxiteles in the fourth century BCE. Together with a statue of Apollo, this sculpture once framed the central doorway of the gallery in the Palazzo Farnese in Rome.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2026-05-21 23:14:28
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A late #PhallusThursday because I spent the day with a friend celebrating her birthday.
I am supplicating Hermes to grant her good luck, great fortune, and swift travels in the next year of her life, like this traveller is likely asking Hermes for a smooth journey. Hermes seems very excited about it 😉

Red-figure vase painting of a man, likely a traveller judging from his chlamys cloak and walking stick, honouring a herm of Hermes. A herm is a simple statue of Hermes and sometimes other gods with a head and an erect phallus at the appropriate height.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2026-06-18 11:44:46
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This phallus belongs to a woman: one of Dionysos' maenads shows him her interpretation of a horny satyr. Maenads usually have first-hand experience with that.
#PhallusThursday
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Red-figure vase painting. The god Dionysos is seated, holding his thyrsos staff. In front of him, a maenad is acting, wearing phallus trunks, a costume to depict satyrs in theatre.