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@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-12-29 10:55:40

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On the move into a new year.
#BumDayMonday
📸 Photo by Herbert List in Chalkis, Greece, 1937
#Hermes #GreekRomanArt

Hermes sculpture on a roof in Chalkis, Euboea. The statue is broken in half, at his waist. His bum is partly obscured by a cloak or himation but we can still see the nice plump buns peeking through the draping. We know they belong to Hermes because his feet wear winged sandals.

@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-12-27 00:13:23

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Look your best for the holidays 👌
#FannyFriday #GreekRomanArt

Terracotta statuette of Aphrodite with a giant headdress. She is nude with a prominent pubic triangle painted in dark brown on a pale body. She wears bracelets, an arm ring and an anklet.

@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-11-21 02:27:38

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They say somewhere in the Vatican there is a drawer full of the penises they hacked off #GreekRomanArt.
#PhallusThursday
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Photograph of a collection of terracotta votive phalloi in a display case in the Wellcome Collection. Each one has a hand-written number below it.

@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-12-18 15:35:45

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Man's best friend.
#PhallusThursday
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Roman intaglio engraved with Dionysos and a Winged Phallus.

@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-12-15 10:25:24

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Does this animal skin make me look thicc?
#BumDayMonday #GreekRomanArt

Hadrian-era Roman marble sculpture of Dionysos seen from the side, facing right. His bum is well visible, a plump curve to the left.

@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-11-14 18:19:23

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Meet this hoarder of fannies from Nîmes, France 👌
#FannyFriday
#GreekRomanArt #ReliefWednesday

Engraving of a Roman bas relief found on a monument at Nîmes, France in 1825. It shows a crested bird creature with a penis-shaped tail with a belled. It sits upon a nest of egg-like vulvas.

@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-11-13 06:53:47

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King Midas regrets his wish...
#PhallusThursday
#GreekRomanArt #antiquidons @…

Roman gold amulet of a phallus below a pubic triangle with well-crafted pubic curls. It seems to be a flaccid phallus with a long, tapered foreskin, the beauty ideal at the time.

@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2026-01-05 10:24:33

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When you sacrifice a cock to your god for winning a competition.
#BumDayMonday
#GreekRomanArt #Hermes

Cameo of a herm with a youth holding a palm branch, a wreath, and a cock. The scene is shown from the side and the art emphasizes the youth's muscular legs and buttocks. The herm is bearded and seems to be either missing an erect phallus or have a miniature one.

@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2026-01-01 19:22:15

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Have a great 2026!
This little amulet is a good luck charm. Use it wisely.
#PhallusThursday
#antiquidons #GreekRomanArt @…

Bronze amulet of a winged phallus with two testicles and spread wings. A little loop between the wings enabled the owner to wear it on a necklace or fasten it to clothes or other items. A winged phallus is a good luck charm that protects the wearer from evil magic. Good luck for 2026!

@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-11-04 08:37:37

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Have a courageous Day of Ares aka Mars' Day aka Tuesday 🗡️
"Sisyphos bound Thanatos (Death) fast, so that men ceased to die, until Ares came to the rescue, released Thanatos, and gave Sisyphos into his power."
Aeschylus, Sisyphus the Runaway (lost play)
🏛 Red-figure vase painting
#DayOfAres