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@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2026-05-07 09:18:24
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It's #PhallusThursday and I'm bringing out the big guns! Does size matter? To this lady, it evidently does.
#GreekRomanArt @…

Red-figure vase painting of a nude woman carrying a giant penis.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2026-04-10 10:17:56
Content warning: Masturbation in an ancient Greek vase painting

A late #PhallusThursday because Mastodon was a bit buggy yesterday.
This man has the DIY attitude and a large tool to go with it!
@… #GreekRomanArt

Red-figure vase painting of a young man with a lager erection, holding or rubbing his phallus with his right hand as he crouches on the ground.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2026-04-27 16:11:56
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Aphrodite keeps her backside nice and callipygous while threatening her son Eros with her chancla...
A beautiful #BumDayMonday to y'all.
#GreekRomanArt #Aphrodite

Photo of a bronze sculpture of Aphrodite holding her sandal in a raised right hand, her son Eros standing to her left. Both are seen from behind in this photo. Both are in the nude. Aphrodite wears a crown and her her hair braided. Eros is depicted as a winged child reaching up to his mother.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2026-05-26 10:02:57
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The three Kharites / Graces bring a beautiful backside to brighten your Monday. The ancient version of tits & arse 😉
#BumDayMonday #GreekRomanArt #mythology

Fresco of the three Graces (Greek: Kharites) in a very iconic pose. Two of them are facing the viewer while one of them is turning her beautiful backside towards us. All of them are in the nude, beautiful examples of the female form.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2026-05-01 12:22:24
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This #FannyFriday we have a winged cock surrounded by three fannies with visible slits and a bit of stubble for a joint #PhallusThursday.
Did the little phallus choose the one on top or is he eager to kiss all three of them?

Attic red-figure painting on a lid depicting three vulvas and a winged phallus, dated 460–425 BCE. Today it can be admired in the Archaeological National Museum in Athens.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2026-05-21 23:14:28
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A late #PhallusThursday because I spent the day with a friend celebrating her birthday.
I am supplicating Hermes to grant her good luck, great fortune, and swift travels in the next year of her life, like this traveller is likely asking Hermes for a smooth journey. Hermes seems very excited about it 😉

Red-figure vase painting of a man, likely a traveller judging from his chlamys cloak and walking stick, honouring a herm of Hermes. A herm is a simple statue of Hermes and sometimes other gods with a head and an erect phallus at the appropriate height.