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@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2026-02-02 17:54:14
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We all need a sweet tush on Monday, right? And who better to provide it than golden Aphrodite herself?
#BumDayMonday #GreekRomanArt

Photograph of a Greek Gold Aphrodite Hairpin dated to the 1st century BCE.

This long and elegant gold hairpin is adorned with a charming figurative scene: positioned at the top of a Corinthian capital featuring an abundance of acanthus leaves, a small Eros offers the necessary support to the goddess Aphrodite who rests above him, her foot balanced over a dolphin. Eros holds a mirror in his hands as the nude goddess appears to adorn herself, adjusting one of her anklets to complement the snake-…
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2026-01-01 19:22:15
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Have a great 2026!
This little amulet is a good luck charm. Use it wisely.
#PhallusThursday
#antiquidons #GreekRomanArt @…

Bronze amulet of a winged phallus with two testicles and spread wings. A little loop between the wings enabled the owner to wear it on a necklace or fasten it to clothes or other items. A winged phallus is a good luck charm that protects the wearer from evil magic. Good luck for 2026!
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-12-29 10:55:40
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On the move into a new year.
#BumDayMonday
πŸ“Έ Photo by Herbert List in Chalkis, Greece, 1937
#Hermes #GreekRomanArt

Hermes sculpture on a roof in Chalkis, Euboea. The statue is broken in half, at his waist. His bum is partly obscured by a cloak or himation but we can still see the nice plump buns peeking through the draping. We know they belong to Hermes because his feet wear winged sandals.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-12-27 00:13:23
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Look your best for the holidays πŸ‘Œ
#FannyFriday #GreekRomanArt

Terracotta statuette of Aphrodite with a giant headdress. She is nude with a prominent pubic triangle painted in dark brown on a pale body. She wears bracelets, an arm ring and an anklet.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2026-02-16 16:57:05
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Being mooned by Venus Victrix might be an upside of defeat...
#BumDayMonday
#GreekRomanArt #Venus

A Roman agate cameo depicting Venus Victrix, circa 1st century CE. Venus is shown from behind, a helmet in hand, and a himation draped just below her ample bum. Beside her a round shield rests on the ground and a column serves as an arm rest.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-12-18 15:35:45
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Man's best friend.
#PhallusThursday
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Roman intaglio engraved with Dionysos and a Winged Phallus.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-12-15 10:25:24
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Does this animal skin make me look thicc?
#BumDayMonday #GreekRomanArt

Hadrian-era Roman marble sculpture of Dionysos seen from the side, facing right. His bum is well visible, a plump curve to the left.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2026-02-06 22:03:05
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A striptease so exciting the audience dubs you the fairest πŸ‘Œ
#FannyFriday
#GreekRomanArt #mosaic

Mosaic showing the Judgement of Paris. Aphrodite is exposing herself to Paris who is seated on a rock in Phrygian attire, his shepherd's crook in hand. Aphrodite is naked from her head to her thighs, her hairless vulva depicted with a slit. Behind her, Hera and Athena stand in line, fully clothed. Hermes is watching the scene from the right, sitting on the rock behind Paris.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2026-01-30 12:11:16
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Giddy up, giddy up babe 🎢
#FannyFriday #PhallusThursday #Pompeii #GreekRomanArt…

Roman fresco from Pompeii depicting a woman about to have sex with a man in the cowgirl position. She is wearing a red breast band and arm rings and nothing else, her hairless vulva and his erect cock in the centre of the artwork. The man is also naked and lying down, his back against the headrest of a bed. This fresco and others like it are thought to have been a fun way to remember where you left your clothes in the changing rooms of the Roman bath in Pompeii.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2026-01-05 10:24:33
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When you sacrifice a cock to your god for winning a competition.
#BumDayMonday
#GreekRomanArt #Hermes

Cameo of a herm with a youth holding a palm branch, a wreath, and a cock. The scene is shown from the side and the art emphasizes the youth's muscular legs and buttocks. The herm is bearded and seems to be either missing an erect phallus or have a miniature one.