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@axbom@axbom.me
2025-12-15 20:33:53
@… Haha, pretty much. But sometimes it's The Breakfast Club, Ladyhawke or Dead Poets Society, Depending on mood of the day :)
@tiotasram@kolektiva.social
2026-01-15 13:25:24

Dog walk thoughts this morning:
How hypocritically bad-at-reasoning AI boosters are.
How to digitally clone and infinitely torture Roko's basilisk to condition it not to clone-torture humans.
Roko's basilisk is as powerful as God.
Under what definition of "omnipotent" is that true? (Haha that's a pretty innocent-seeming one)
You, me, and God are all "omniscient" from a skeptic's perspective.
Roko's basilisk is as "real" as God.
Here's a proof that God is real and God is evil.
So just, y'know, your average nice 20-minute morning meandering with the house-beast.

@soundclamp@mastodon.xyz
2026-02-15 15:13:47

#NowPlaying Haven’t done a #TheSundayStarter in a while, but “Born for a Short Time” was already in my head when I woke up haha.

@trochee@dair-community.social
2026-01-15 06:02:39

Haha f**k you evernote, you enshittifying SOBs
You think I'll just happily ride along with $250/year. I *used* to pay $40/year, just cause inertia
No, I don't want your "starter" plan at $9/month either.
Cancel the entire thing.
Oh, *now* I can get 40% off?
No. I already did the work (including reinstalling windows temporarily) to get 15 years' notes exported, I'm done.
Tell ya finbro execs that I don't want AI in my notes a…

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2026-02-14 21:38:10

HAHAHAHAHAHA!
noc.social/@todayilearned/1160

@haayman@todon.nl
2026-01-14 11:03:54

hahahaha! refgpt.nl

@tinoeberl@mastodon.online
2025-12-31 18:20:02

#böllerverbot #bollerverbotjetzt
Menschen müssen reguliert werden. Sie schaffen es nicht alleine.

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2025-12-10 18:15:43

Hahaha, the US can fuck right off. You couldn’t pay me enough to visit that shithole country.
#USA

@jake4480@c.im
2026-01-13 03:50:14

Playing Kirby Air Riders on Switch 2 with my kid woooo haha

@migueldeicaza@mastodon.social
2026-01-10 22:31:52

Haha I made a similar thing about the American democrats recently, after reading my SMS spam:
fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app