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@todbot@mastodon.social
2026-08-05 20:19:47

What in the what is this speaker? Is it an Altered Item from The Oldest House crossed with LLM hallucination? Transporter malfunction of a box of consumer electronics? I kinda want it. #bluetooth #speaker #HailCorporate

Screenshot from an Amazon page for a "bosta Portable Bluetooth Speaker with Touch Screen, Wireless Stereo Pairing, Wild Mini Rugged Travel Outdoor Speaker, Metal Wild Cool Look, for Travel Home Shower Party Beach Camping Hiking (Gray)" that seems to mashed together smartwatch, camera, and cigarette lighter

‪@todbot@mastodon.social‬
2026-08-05 20:19:47

What in the what is this speaker? Is it an Altered Item from The Oldest House crossed with LLM hallucination? Transporter malfunction of a box of consumer electronics? I kinda want it. #bluetooth #speaker #HailCorporate