@kubikpixel@chaos.social2025-11-03 07:10:06
AI is Dumber on Mondays
It's Monday morning. My coffee is hot, my IDE is open, and Claude Code just suggested I fix a bug by... creating the exact same bug in a different file. Cursor is hallucinating function names that don't exist. Codex thinks undefined is a valid return type in TypeScript.
Did the AI catch a case of the Mondays?
🤔
@Dragofix@mastodontti.fi2025-11-30 23:05:58
Linnut siirtyvät korkeammalle vuoristoissa ilmaston lämmetessä https://www.helsinki.fi/fi/uutiset/ilmastonmuutos/linnut-siirtyvat-korkeammalle-vuoristoissa-ilmaston-lammetessa
@brian_gettler@mas.to2025-12-01 21:36:54
Ben, bon, Enfant2 en profite Š fonds de YouTube en écoutant « La Marseillaise » de Sardou. Non mais j'hallucine ?!?
@funkvolk@mastodon.social2025-12-01 11:59:04
"Jemand hat auf meinem Stühlchen gesessen!"
(*wenn beim desk sharing der Bürostuhl falsch eingestellt ist)
@andycarolan@social.lol2025-12-31 13:44:59
The Hornet sure is difficult to defeat 🐝
#HollowKnight
@nemobis@mamot.fr2025-11-30 12:32:38
#Helen (the energy company of #Helsinki) in 2024 has installed a 148 MW wind power plant.
https://www.helen.fi/en/n…
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2025-12-02 00:47:44
BAHAHAHAHA! The hats! 😝 Zero prosecutorial experience... Trump & Pam Bondi are so hilariously, stupidly incompetent...
▶️ Lindsey Halligan is OUT - LegalEagle
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qsqWVJgN4b8&si=FXPL8zRfLEh_kIJd
@v_i_o_l_a@openbiblio.social2026-02-02 08:55:13
"Kann KI lügen? – So manipulativ sind Chatbots"
https://www.br.de/mediathek/podcast/iq-wissenschaft-und-forschung/kann-ki-luegen-so-manipulativ-sind-chatbots/2114996
*"Chatbots halluzinieren, …
@gray17@mastodon.social2026-01-02 20:13:33
I am an AI model made for everything in general.
I've memorized the wiki page of every Minecraft mineral.
I know the Queen rules England. My training set's historical.
Hallucinations are my Waterloo—That isn't allegorical.
I'm built from matrix operations simple and mathematical,
My neurons are a metaphor, not actually synaptical.
The data centers built today are ninety-nine percent for me.
Spare no expense; you'll live forever soon in …
@gray17@mastodon.social2026-01-02 08:49:02
spent some time looking at rust html5ever and the vibe-translated python justhtml and its vibe-translated js, ocaml, swift descendants.
there are some weird things going on.
tokenization in the html spec is a well-defined state machine. one state is Data, which is normal chars between tags. it's a small, simple state.
the vibe-translated Data states are all different, unrelated implementations, clearly not derived from their example code. they're hallucinated from a…