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Florida Man goes to bed early, gets a good night’s rest, goes to work the next day, gets a raise, goes on a bender to celebrate and shoots up the bar, killing 3, including himself, wounding 6.
#CharacterOnTheNews #HashTagGames

A brave new world will last two hundred years and fifty more, before a man dressed in blue and ridiculously long red neckwear makes that world too dumb to even bother visiting.
#BoringNostradamusProphecies #HashTagGames

Wager thee not against the basketmakers who travel the earth from Haarlem.
#boringnostradamusprophecies #hashtaggames

A-ha: Take Some Free
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#CheapSongsOrPoems

Much to my chagrin, the most "visionary" people in English-speaking countries will be honored with a title named for me. #NostroDumbass
#BoringNostradamusProphecies #HashtagGames

Looking For the Red October 🤷‍♂️
#sosomovies
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“Copper Dust Woman”
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#CheapSongsOrPoems

“Money For Something”
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#CheapSongsOrPoems

Smoldering Saddles
#SoSoMovies #HashTagGames

“For Whom The Bridge Tolls”
#HashTagGames
#CheapSongsOrPoems

My Girl Wants To Garden All The Time
#PlantASeedASong #HashTagGames

Tortures R’ Us
#MedievalStoreNames
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“Whole Lotta Like”. Led Balloon
#HashTagGames
#CheapSongsOrPoems

🎶 I see you drivin’’round town eatin’ food I love, and I’m like:
F—— You 🎶
#hangryasongorpoem #hashtaggames

Bed Bugs and Beyond
#MedievalStoreNames
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“Cheeseburger in McDonalds” Jimmy Buffet Lunch
#HashTagGames
#CheapSongsOrPoems

The Hitchhiker's Guide to Galway
#TrivialBooksOrPlays
#HashtagGames

Lost in Speys
#SciFiDogsOrCats
#hashtagGames

Go Your Own Way
#FrenemyASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames
#NoEffort

50 Ways To Leave… Now
#FrenemyASongOrPoem
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Always going to give you up
#FrenemyASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames
#RickRoll

Got To Get You Out Of My Life
#FrenemyASongOrPoem
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Always say "end simulation" before leaving the holodeck.
#SciFiEtiquette
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Phoenix OR - it isn’t a dry heat.
#RidiculousTownSlogans
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Foundation
Foundation and Eyeliner
Serum Foundation
#TrivialBooksOrPlays
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A rock will become a cherished pet.
#BoringNostradamusProphecies
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Cabinetry In The Woods
#mashupdiyandhorrorfilms #hashtaggames

Somewhere a parrot is pining for the fjords.
#BoringNostradamusProphecies
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Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
#BoringNostradamusProphecies
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There will come a time when women shall prefer the ursine over the male of their species.
#BoringNostradamusProphecies
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Dognado
#SciFiDogsOrCats #HashTagGames

Somewhere a man will speak and he will be wrong. And his wife will be sure to point it out.
#BoringNostradamusProphecies
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It Follows the YouTube Tutorial
#mashupdiyandhorrorfilms #hashtaggames

There will come a time when those who choose to ignore history will be doomed to repeat it.
#BoringNostradamusProphecies
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A magical device that allows all knowledge to be available to even the least of man shall be used to watch images of felines.
#BoringNostradamusProphecies
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Having to wait five years for the fourth book in the Game Of Thrones saga caused me to not only give up on the story but also not watch the HBO production.
#WhenTheStoryAnnoyedMe
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Friday the 13/16” Hex-head Bolt
#mashupdiyandhorrorfilms #hashtaggames

There will come a day when institutions of learning shall clash on a wooden arena with spherical objects in the early spring, and it shall be called madness.
#BoringNostradamusProphecies
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A Boy And His Dog
#SciFiDogsOrCats #HashTagGames #theywriteThemselves

#AltUnitsOfMeasurements #HashTagGames
Cunt Hair: carpenter’s unit of length, also Red Cunt Hair, slightly larger. As in, just sand off another cunt hair and it’ll fit just fine.

Burro toe
#MediocreMeals
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Fiche and chits
#MediocreMeals
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ARF
#DogsATVShow
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Scentfeld
#DogsATVShow
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Pugs Bunny
#DogsATVShow
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Young Sheltie
#DogsATVShow #HashTagGames

The X Fleas
#DogsATVShow
#HashTagGames

Paw-lty Towers
#DogsATVShow
#HashTagGames

Jowls
#SoSoMovies
#HashTagGames

Doghouse of Cards
#DogsATVShow
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Glue Grit
#SoSoMovies
#HashTagGames

Salem’s Plop
#SoSoMovies
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Friday the 22nd.
#SoSoMovies
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The Sum of All Ears
#SoSoMovies
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The Gums of Navarone
#SoSoMovies
#HashTagGames

Who Billed Roger Rabbit
#SoSoMovies
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A Fistful of Dynamometer
#SoSoMovies
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Dog Park, or alternatively South Bark
#DogsATVShow
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Interview With An Umpire
#SoSoMovies
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Muttered and crawled back in his hole after once again being misidentified as that varmint from that other Bill Murray movie.
#GroundHogSawAndHappened
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Scalpels Out
#DoctorMoviesOrPlay
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Finding Chemo
#DoctorMoviesOrPlay
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Thoracic Park
#DoctorMoviesOrPlay
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Dances with Gloves
#DoctorMoviesOrPlay
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Good Will Shunting
#DoctorMoviesOrPlay
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The Art of Worf
#TrivialBooksOrPlays
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Harry Potter and the Kidney Stone
#DoctorMoviesOrPlay
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Green Eggs and Spam
#TrivialBooksOrPlays
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The Baking of Pelham123
#TrivialBooksOrPlays
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The King James Bibliography
#TrivialBooksOrPlays
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