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Florida Man goes to bed early, gets a good night’s rest, goes to work the next day, gets a raise, goes on a bender to celebrate and shoots up the bar, killing 3, including himself, wounding 6.
#CharacterOnTheNews #HashTagGames

Fly Like an Eaglet
#immaturesongorpoem #hashtaggames

Musk Rat Love
#OnlyFoolsASongOrPoem
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A brave new world will last two hundred years and fifty more, before a man dressed in blue and ridiculously long red neckwear makes that world too dumb to even bother visiting.
#BoringNostradamusProphecies #HashTagGames

The Seasoning of the Sandwich
#HoagieABook
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Fools Overture
#OnlyFoolsASongOrPoem
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#NoEffort

Much to my chagrin, the most "visionary" people in English-speaking countries will be honored with a title named for me. #NostroDumbass
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Thick as a Brick
#OnlyFoolsASongOrPoem
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#NoEffort

Gimme that old timey Ti-D-Bol
#houseworkasongorpoem #hashtaggames

Sandwichcraft for Wayward Girls
#HoagieABook
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Dork Side of the Moon
#OnlyFoolsASongOrPoem
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Tele-formerly-tubbies
#FitnessTVShowsOrCartoons
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Quoth the raven, never moron.
#OnlyFoolsASongOrPoem
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Tortures R’ Us
#MedievalStoreNames
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The Lion, the Sandwich and the Wardrobe
#HoagieABook
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Ugh. 3 more chapters till the Song of Solomon.
#grumpypsalmsorplatitudes #hashtaggames

Stargate: MS-G
#GlobalCuisineSciFi
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Wager thee not against the basketmakers who travel the earth from Haarlem.
#boringnostradamusprophecies #hashtaggames

GoFar
#TouristTVShows
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Run-DNS: It's Tricky
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#OfflineASongOrPoem

The Running of the Chihuahuas - earlier today in Washington DC
#LesserKnownDerbiesAndPrizes
#RunningOfTheChihuahuas
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Always say "end simulation" before leaving the holodeck.
#SciFiEtiquette
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Dognado
#SciFiDogsOrCats #HashTagGames

The Wander Years
#TouristTVShows
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Pink Floyd: The Firewall
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#OfflineASongOrPoem

Will and Graceland
#TouristTVShows
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The Terminal Manwich
#GlobalCuisineSciFi
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The Speedwalking Dead
#fitnesstvshowsorcartoons #hashtaggames

RV Parks and Recreation
#TouristTVShows
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Billy Joel: Downtime Girl
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#OfflineASongOrPoem

Frankenstein advocates for testing in prod.
#WhatCharactersAdvocateFor
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A Boy And His Dog
#SciFiDogsOrCats #HashTagGames #theywriteThemselves

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
#GrumpyPsalmsOrPlatitudes
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Elvis Presley: Jailbreak Rock
#HashTagGames
#OfflineASongOrPoem

Bed Bugs and Beyond
#MedievalStoreNames
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Great minds think alike. Turns out so do stupid ones.
#GrumpyPsalmsOrPlatitudes
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Willie Nelson: Off the line again
#HashTagGames
#OfflineASongOrPoem

Escape from New York Cheesecake
#GlobalCuisineSciFi
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Beauty is skin deep. Ugly goes all the way to the bone.
#GrumpyPsalmsOrPlatitudes
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🎶 I see you drivin’’round town eatin’ food I love, and I’m like:
F—— You 🎶
#hangryasongorpoem #hashtaggames

It actually is rocket science if you want to go to the moon.
#GrumpyPsalmsOrPlatitudes
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There are plenty more fish in the ocean. Except where they’ve been choked out by the plastic.
#GrumpyPsalmsOrPlatitudes
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20,000 Leagues Under the Sea Urchin
#GlobalCuisineSciFi
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To Serve Mankind
#GlobalCuisineSciFi #HashTagGames #TheyWriteThemselves

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Condiments
#GlobalCuisineSciFi
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Cabinetry In The Woods
#mashupdiyandhorrorfilms #hashtaggames

Toothbrush
#ApocalypticAIenhancedItems #HashTagGames

A rock will become a cherished pet.
#BoringNostradamusProphecies
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It Follows the YouTube Tutorial
#mashupdiyandhorrorfilms #hashtaggames

Star Wars: Episode I – The Praline Menace
#GlobalCuisineSciFi
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Somewhere a parrot is pining for the fjords.
#BoringNostradamusProphecies
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Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
#BoringNostradamusProphecies
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Friday the 13/16” Hex-head Bolt
#mashupdiyandhorrorfilms #hashtaggames

There will come a time when women shall prefer the ursine over the male of their species.
#BoringNostradamusProphecies
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The Day the Earth Stood in Line for a Cronut
#GlobalCuisineSciFi
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Somewhere a man will speak and he will be wrong. And his wife will be sure to point it out.
#BoringNostradamusProphecies
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There will come a time when those who choose to ignore history will be doomed to repeat it.
#BoringNostradamusProphecies
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Lost in Speys
#SciFiDogsOrCats
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“You don’t know the power of the dark meat side.”
#GlobalCuisineSciFi
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A magical device that allows all knowledge to be available to even the least of man shall be used to watch images of felines.
#BoringNostradamusProphecies
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Having to wait five years for the fourth book in the Game Of Thrones saga caused me to not only give up on the story but also not watch the HBO production.
#WhenTheStoryAnnoyedMe
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There will come a day when institutions of learning shall clash on a wooden arena with spherical objects in the early spring, and it shall be called madness.
#BoringNostradamusProphecies
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Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Baby Back Ribs
#GlobalCuisineSciFi
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EAT MOR CHIKIN
#whatcharactersadvocatefor #hashtaggames

ARF
#DogsATVShow
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Dog Park, or alternatively South Bark
#DogsATVShow
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Scentfeld
#DogsATVShow
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Pugs Bunny
#DogsATVShow
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Young Sheltie
#DogsATVShow #HashTagGames

The X Fleas
#DogsATVShow
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Paw-lty Towers
#DogsATVShow
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Doghouse of Cards
#DogsATVShow
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CHinuPs
#FitnessTVShowsOrCartoons
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Yoga Bear
#FitnessTVShowsOrCartoons
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Downdog Abbey
#FitnessTVShowsOrCartoons
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The Sampsons
#FitnessTVShowsOrCartoons
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Dudley Do Reps
#FitnessTVShowsOrCartoons
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Ruck and Morty
#FitnessTVShowsOrCartoons
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Run and Stimpy
#FitnessTVShowsOrCartoons
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My Mother the Carb
#FitnessTVShowsOrCartoons
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Cardio 54 Where Are You.
#FitnessTVShowsOrCartoons
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Don’t Call Me
#OfflineASongOrPoem
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Server, We’re Going Down
#OfflineASongOrPoem
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Killing Me Softly With His Logon
#OfflineASongOrPoem
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Enjoy the Silence - Depeche Mode
#OfflineASongOrPoem
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#noeffort

I’m Coming Outside - Diana Ross
#OfflineASongOrPoem
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The Freakness. Go get your freak on.
#LesserKnownDerbiesAndPrizes
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The Gramma’s. This year it’s a cookie.
#LesserKnownDerbiesAndPrizes
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The Sope Box Derby. Held every Cinco De Mayo.
#LesserKnownDerbiesAndPrizes
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The Belmont Steaks. Don’t ask where they came from.
#LesserKnownDerbiesAndPrizes
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The Noble Peats Prize, given to the smokiest single malt of the year.
#LesserKnownDerbiesAndPrizes
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The Putzlier Prize. I believe this year it will be won by some fat dude with orange skin.
#LesserKnownDerbiesAndPrizes
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Iocaine powder - Vizzini
#WhatCharactersAdvocateFor
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Dictionaries - Inigo Montoya
#WhatCharactersAdvocateFor
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Counting your shots - Harry Callahan
#WhatCharactersAdvocateFor
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Mawwiage. - The Impressive Clergyman
#WhatCharactersAdvocateFor
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