Tootfinder

Tolerable Birthday to You
#ModerateASongOrPoem #HashTagGames

Elmsford, NY. Far enough from White Plains.
#RidiculousTownSlogans #HashTagGames #NY

Gimme that old timey Ti-D-Bol
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Musk Rat Love
#OnlyFoolsASongOrPoem
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Pleasant Trails to You…
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A brave new world will last two hundred years and fifty more, before a man dressed in blue and ridiculously long red neckwear makes that world too dumb to even bother visiting.
#BoringNostradamusProphecies #HashTagGames

Florida Man goes to bed early, gets a good night’s rest, goes to work the next day, gets a raise, goes on a bender to celebrate and shoots up the bar, killing 3, including himself, wounding 6.
#CharacterOnTheNews #HashTagGames

Fools Overture
#OnlyFoolsASongOrPoem
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#NoEffort

Looking For the Red October 🤷‍♂️
#sosomovies
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Much to my chagrin, the most "visionary" people in English-speaking countries will be honored with a title named for me. #NostroDumbass
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Thick as a Brick
#OnlyFoolsASongOrPoem
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#NoEffort

Wager thee not against the basketmakers who travel the earth from Haarlem.
#boringnostradamusprophecies #hashtaggames

Dork Side of the Moon
#OnlyFoolsASongOrPoem
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My Girl Wants To Garden All The Time
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Tortures R’ Us
#MedievalStoreNames
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Go Your Own Way
#FrenemyASongOrPoem
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#NoEffort

Quoth the raven, never moron.
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Bed Bugs and Beyond
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to Galway
#TrivialBooksOrPlays
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Lost in Speys
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We Will RickRoll You
#ModerateASongOrPoem
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50 Ways To Leave… Now
#FrenemyASongOrPoem
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Smoldering Saddles
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Always going to give you up
#FrenemyASongOrPoem
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#RickRoll

Got To Get You Out Of My Life
#FrenemyASongOrPoem
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🎶 I see you drivin’’round town eatin’ food I love, and I’m like:
F—— You 🎶
#hangryasongorpoem #hashtaggames

Flat Bottomed Boats - Queen
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Foundation
Foundation and Eyeliner
Serum Foundation
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Always say "end simulation" before leaving the holodeck.
#SciFiEtiquette
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Cabinetry In The Woods
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Phoenix OR - it isn’t a dry heat.
#RidiculousTownSlogans
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It Follows the YouTube Tutorial
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A rock will become a cherished pet.
#BoringNostradamusProphecies
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Somewhere a parrot is pining for the fjords.
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Dognado
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Friday the 13/16” Hex-head Bolt
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Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
#BoringNostradamusProphecies
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There will come a time when women shall prefer the ursine over the male of their species.
#BoringNostradamusProphecies
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A Boy And His Dog
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Somewhere a man will speak and he will be wrong. And his wife will be sure to point it out.
#BoringNostradamusProphecies
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There will come a time when those who choose to ignore history will be doomed to repeat it.
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A magical device that allows all knowledge to be available to even the least of man shall be used to watch images of felines.
#BoringNostradamusProphecies
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Having to wait five years for the fourth book in the Game Of Thrones saga caused me to not only give up on the story but also not watch the HBO production.
#WhenTheStoryAnnoyedMe
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There will come a day when institutions of learning shall clash on a wooden arena with spherical objects in the early spring, and it shall be called madness.
#BoringNostradamusProphecies
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Cunt Hair: carpenter’s unit of length, also Red Cunt Hair, slightly larger. As in, just sand off another cunt hair and it’ll fit just fine.

Burro toe
#MediocreMeals
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Fiche and chits
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ARF
#DogsATVShow
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Scentfeld
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Pugs Bunny
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Young Sheltie
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The X Fleas
#DogsATVShow
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Paw-lty Towers
#DogsATVShow
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Jowls
#SoSoMovies
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Doghouse of Cards
#DogsATVShow
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Glue Grit
#SoSoMovies
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Salem’s Plop
#SoSoMovies
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Friday the 22nd.
#SoSoMovies
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The Sum of All Ears
#SoSoMovies
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The Gums of Navarone
#SoSoMovies
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Who Billed Roger Rabbit
#SoSoMovies
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A Fistful of Dynamometer
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Dog Park, or alternatively South Bark
#DogsATVShow
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Interview With An Umpire
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Muttered and crawled back in his hole after once again being misidentified as that varmint from that other Bill Murray movie.
#GroundHogSawAndHappened
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Scalpels Out
#DoctorMoviesOrPlay
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Finding Chemo
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Thoracic Park
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Dances with Gloves
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Good Will Shunting
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The Art of Worf
#TrivialBooksOrPlays
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