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@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-03-23 22:32:34

Notorious Cowboys Fan Believes JSN Contract Will Cause Issues With George Pickens si.com/nfl/cowboys/onsi/news/n

Notorious Analyst Says George Pickens, Cowboys Headed For 'Turmoil' After JSN Contract
The Dallas Cowboys could have an issue on their hands with George Pickens after Jaxon Smith-Njigba's new deal, says Skip Bayless.

@Tupp_ed@mastodon.ie
2026-02-22 22:09:05

"With the two historical parties of government now reduced to a single two headed animal, they no longer have access to the pretence of decrying the party in power (while largely doing the same thing if they get in). Now they both have to argue that everything that is happening is the best possible thing and nothing that is different can be better."

The Gist: The Promise of No Change
For every action needed, why is there an equal and opposite inaction? This is the Gist.

@crell@phpc.social
2026-02-24 18:01:27

"Be so universally hated that you cannot be prosecuted" is certainly a strategy...
#ElonMusk

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-04-24 16:39:46

A few years ago I tried a Oneplus 11 and absolutely hated it; partially due to the curved screen edges. I notice that the newest Oneplus phones have normal screen edges - did this trend finally die on flagship phones?
(Not that I'd get a newer Oneplus phone, as their hostility towards custom roms has increased a great deal despite their origins..)

@bourgwick@heads.social
2026-02-24 06:15:32

now imagining "bambi meets godzilla minus one" (it isn't hard to do) mastodon.social/@ohiofi/116123

🦆🦆 J Riley 🪿 (@ohiofi@mastodon.social)
@Taweret@timeloop.cafe @darth_hideout@mas.to Bambi Meets Godzilla is only 1 minute and 39 seconds, what a shame. When is the #monsterdon short film festival? https://youtu.be/5R-rbzcEM8A?si=qNQPGlA9kU9fPdO4

@dariaphoebe@mindly.social
2026-04-23 12:58:18

Today it’s oatmeal raisin muffins with egg bacon tea and coffee. After work we’re headed to a play. #TogetherBreakfast photos.app.goo.gl/TnvoLcUDKvju

@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza
2026-03-23 14:36:48

Hittade ett gammalt kort från när jag var för liten för mina öron och framtänder så idag förstår jag varför folk tänkte på Alfred E Neuman när de såg mig

En bild av mig där jag påminner om Svenska Mad's figur
@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2026-03-23 19:58:01
Content warning: ScotPol

Got this flyer through the post from my MP, I imaging every other household in the constituency got one too. Looking at it, can you see which party he represents?
@…, do you feel that some complaint should be made?
#ThePartyThatDareNotSpeakItsName

A political flyer. At the top, part of a Butcher's Apron. Below, on a white background, a picture of a bald white man in a suit, with the text 'Contact John Cooper MP, Your Member of Parliament for Dumfries and Galloway' in green. Which parliament is not mentioned. Below that again, in pale grey text on a green background, his postal addresses at Westminster and at his constituency office, his web URL, his email address and his Twitter handle. No party is mentioned. No policies are mention…
The reverse of the flyer: I'm showing this because it is literally all that is on it. It is headed 'Useful Contacts', in pale green text on a green background. Below that, in green text on a white background, a list of the contact telephone numbers of the local council, hospital, police, and various other agencies, utility companies and charities, with the Samaritans listed last. He may reasonably think this will be useful to his constituents -- certainly more useful than he will. Below that…
@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2026-02-23 13:20:49

Jets RB Breece Hall prepared for whatever awaits him in free agency: 'Whatever happens, happens' nfl.com/news/jets-rb-breece-ha

Jets RB Breece Hall prepared for whatever awaits him in free agency: 'Whatever happens, happens'
Breece Hall is headed toward free agency in March if New York doesn't strike a deal to keep him. With four tumultuous years behind him, the Jets running back might welcome a change, too.

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-04-24 02:11:02

Cowboys Make Blockbuster 1st Round Trade With Hated NFC East Rival heavy.com/sports/nfl/dallas-co

Cowboys Make Blockbuster 1st Round Trade With Hated NFC East Rival
The Dallas Cowboys made a blockbuster trade in the 2026 NFL draft, sending the No. 20 overall pick to the Philadelphia Eagles.