Tootfinder

Chapter One: Another Day, Another Problem
Perry Hotter had finished his Spoonerism Class for the day and was passing through the Great Hall toward the dormitories when he heard a familiar shout:
"Perry Hotter! What have you done with the bat guano?"
It was Eudora McChronicle, the journalism and creative writing professor. She was, as always, somewhat miffed about something.
"The guano? I added it to the cow dung."
"Bullshit!," she cried, "that wasn't cow dung; that was the final draft of a senior student's thesis!"
"Well," Perry stammered, "you can see how I could make the mistake."
"Indeed I do," the professor said, instantly calming. "Now, how do you propose to remedy the situation?"
"I suppose," Perry guessed, "I could use it as a prompt in Hogwash's Large Language Model. I think the output would be bullshit again."
"Precisely, Mr. Hotter. Now, off you go, and mind what you do with the next pile of crap you come across."
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