@kubikpixel@chaos.social2025-11-03 07:10:06
AI is Dumber on Mondays
It's Monday morning. My coffee is hot, my IDE is open, and Claude Code just suggested I fix a bug by... creating the exact same bug in a different file. Cursor is hallucinating function names that don't exist. Codex thinks undefined is a valid return type in TypeScript.
Did the AI catch a case of the Mondays?
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@Dragofix@mastodontti.fi2025-11-30 23:05:58
Linnut siirtyvät korkeammalle vuoristoissa ilmaston lämmetessä https://www.helsinki.fi/fi/uutiset/ilmastonmuutos/linnut-siirtyvat-korkeammalle-vuoristoissa-ilmaston-lammetessa
@Techmeme@techhub.social2026-01-03 20:35:39
A look at AVA, an AI chatbot developed by Alaska's court system to provide aid in the probate process, which has been plagued by delays and hallucinations (Jared Perlo/NBC News)
https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/alaskas-court…
@brian_gettler@mas.to2025-12-01 21:36:54
Ben, bon, Enfant2 en profite Š fonds de YouTube en écoutant « La Marseillaise » de Sardou. Non mais j'hallucine ?!?
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2025-12-02 00:47:44
BAHAHAHAHA! The hats! 😝 Zero prosecutorial experience... Trump & Pam Bondi are so hilariously, stupidly incompetent...
▶️ Lindsey Halligan is OUT - LegalEagle
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qsqWVJgN4b8&si=FXPL8zRfLEh_kIJd
@v_i_o_l_a@openbiblio.social2026-02-02 08:55:13
"Kann KI lügen? – So manipulativ sind Chatbots"
https://www.br.de/mediathek/podcast/iq-wissenschaft-und-forschung/kann-ki-luegen-so-manipulativ-sind-chatbots/2114996
*"Chatbots halluzinieren, …
@gray17@mastodon.social2026-01-02 20:13:33
I am an AI model made for everything in general.
I've memorized the wiki page of every Minecraft mineral.
I know the Queen rules England. My training set's historical.
Hallucinations are my Waterloo—That isn't allegorical.
I'm built from matrix operations simple and mathematical,
My neurons are a metaphor, not actually synaptical.
The data centers built today are ninety-nine percent for me.
Spare no expense; you'll live forever soon in …
@searchparty@mstdn.social2026-01-02 16:10:11
Nix gegen Salbeitee und Flurbiprofen, wenn man Halsschmerzen hat. Aber ich kann‘s Wick immer noch nicht verzeihen, dass sie ihre Wunderwaffe Sulagil vom Markt genommen haben. Die Bonbons von Dobendan mit dem gleichen Wirkstoff kommen einfach nicht tief genug in den Rachen.
@theodric@social.linux.pizza2025-12-02 12:30:43
Reminder that Google can nuke your entire account at any time for any infraction, real or hallucinated, on any platform in their portfolio. Use https://takeout.google.com and always have a backup plan for what happens to all the other website accounts bound to your Gmail address.
@gray17@mastodon.social2026-01-02 08:49:02
spent some time looking at rust html5ever and the vibe-translated python justhtml and its vibe-translated js, ocaml, swift descendants.
there are some weird things going on.
tokenization in the html spec is a well-defined state machine. one state is Data, which is normal chars between tags. it's a small, simple state.
the vibe-translated Data states are all different, unrelated implementations, clearly not derived from their example code. they're hallucinated from a…