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@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2026-04-24 14:31:09

#humor #StraitOfHormuz #Hormuz

MOCK SCREENSHOT: A fake image of a Google Maps listing showing the Strait of Hormuz on the right. On the left, a search box for "The Strait of Hormuz" at the top, and under it, "Details" One five-star rating HOURS: Open. Closes 4:00 PM. Monday: 9:30 - 4:00 PM Tuesday: 9:30 - 4:00 PM Wednesday: 9:30 - 4:00 PM Thursday: 9:30 - 4:00 PM Friday: 9:30 - 4:00 PM Saturday: Closed Sunday: Closed
@ErikJonker@mastodon.social
2026-04-17 13:15:18

Smart move diplomatically by Iran, opening the strait of Hormuz, makes them look "in control" ,
#hormuz #iran #usa

Iran announcing the opening of the strait of Hormuz
@ErikJonker@mastodon.social
2026-04-12 13:51:15

So many questions about this message from Trump...🤔 Apparently blocking the strait of Hormuz by the US is a "solution" for something.
#hormuz #iran #usa

Message from Trump about blockade Hormuz
@emy2k@social.linux.pizza
2026-05-24 14:32:26

És hora de pressionar el canvi energetic!!!
#hormuz #solar #mediambient

@vosje62@mastodon.nl
2026-04-11 16:33:03

Zucht ...
Amerika voerde oude mijnenjagers af in de golf en verving die door een paar schepen die ook mijnen kunnen bestrijden.
(Maar dat laatste ging niet zo viraal)
#6uurjournaal #Hormuz

@markhburton@mstdn.social
2026-04-10 08:43:20

Starmer and Macron in talks about setting up a toll-booth on the English Channel/Manche.
Not really but it's food for thought.
#Hormuz

@annsev@troet.cafe
2026-06-15 19:11:16

Are there #kickback payments to Darth #Trump (into his own pocket, of course) in connection with the fees for passage through the Strait of #Hormuz?

@krispijn@social.sargasso.nl
2026-04-28 17:40:03

Staat Nederland ineens in het goede rijtje. Wat verkiezingen kunnen doen...
#Hormuz #Trump #energietransitie #energiecrisis2026

@ErikJonker@mastodon.social
2026-05-22 08:29:47

So Trump's actions with regard to Iran will maybe result that all shipping has to pay fees in the strait of Hormuz (to avoid the word "toll"), It is incredible how Trump has damaged the US and the world economy with his actions.
#Trump #Iran

@Gillian_Jacobi@social.linux.pizza
2026-04-25 14:15:50

Irans advarselsskud: undersŸiske kabler er i farezonen Under de travle farvande i Strait of #Hormuz ligger et svagt punkt, som kan lamme internettet for millioner af mennesker.
skandinavia.infodefense.press/

@ErikJonker@mastodon.social
2026-04-18 09:11:22

Iran can try to call Trump's bluff, it is not very attractive for him to "restart" the fighting, it would also be terrible for the Gulf states, financial markets etcetera...
#iran #usa #hormuz

@pre@boing.world
2026-04-12 16:16:49
Content warning: WordPol Iran Talks

Sounds like the negations to unblock the Strait of Hormuz have gone even worse than you'd have expected.
The number of countries blocking the strait has doubled, as America joins in blocking passage to even more vessels.
At this rate, with the number of countries blocking that sea doubling every month, every country in the world will be blocking the Strait of Hormuz by the end of the year.
#hormuz #iran #usa

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-05-07 17:38:10

Project free dumb. 🤦‍♂️
#ProjectFreedom #embarrassment #Iran #Hormuz

@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2026-05-20 21:24:11

What is actually happening Mr. Prime Minister?
It's demand transformation, not supply disruption.
#CanPoli #CdnPoli #Energy #EndFossilFuels #ClimateEmergency #Iran #Hormuz #USA

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-04-15 05:54:04

Pakistan badly needs the Strait of Hormuz to open for business or they'll be caught with their "pants down", much to the displeasure of the US, their new self-selected master, I mean pal. 🇵🇰 🇺🇸
Would make India happy though. 🇮🇳
#Iran #war #Pakistan #gamble #Hormuz

@ErikJonker@mastodon.social
2026-06-26 20:44:58

There was an MOU. The war was over? Still US strikes in Iran. #iran #usa #hormuz #mou

US centcom communication about strikes on Iran
@ErikJonker@mastodon.social
2026-05-21 14:27:00

The new toll booth in the middle east.
#hormuz #tollbooth #iran
#geopolitics
(via

Strait of Hormuz toll booth
@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-06-30 11:03:20

CNN: Track vessels in the Strait of Hormuz. 🛳️
Me: Why, is my Amazon package on one of those vessels? 😏
#sarcasm #headlines #CNN #hormuz

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-04-11 13:07:33

Nothing but the truth about Strait of Hormuz:
#Hormuz #Iran #conflict #oil #StraitOfHormuz #funny #truth

@ErikJonker@mastodon.social
2026-04-17 14:59:17

Ofcourse it didn't happen but Trump will take any chance to offend his NATO-allies.
#trump #nato #europe #hormuz

@ErikJonker@mastodon.social
2026-04-05 10:02:35

Nice graphs from JP Morgan about the energy crisis around Hormuz, war against Iran.
#iran #hormuz #oil #usa

Oil, from JP Morgan
Oil from JP Morgan
@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-05-12 11:00:14

"When you’re Iran they let you do it....Grab them by the strait."
Except this is no 'locker room talk".
#quote #Iran #war #Hormuz #blockade

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-06-21 16:30:24

What a disgrace this man is for the whole country. Is there a bottom to his indecency and crudeness?🥹
How do his supporters and enablers justify this behavior?😠
#tantrums #Iran #war #Hormuz #threat #disgrace