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@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-09-26 08:19:15

Antique Roadshow has some thoughts on Trump.
#antiqueroadshow #trump #humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-07-25 16:02:30

Hunter Biden, going scorched earth on Clooney, and Axelrod, and everybody who betrayed his Dad... but they're all babies.
Love this. 🤣
#babies #humor #politics

@kubikpixel@chaos.social
2025-06-27 09:10:13

Wie jetzt, der Schmerz ist Käse?!??
Ich kann ja Fremdsprachen – NICHT 😅
#painetfromage #humor #haus #anschrift

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-07-24 23:49:09

This is what my mom doesn’t understand 🧩 I know more than the average Joe ♾️
#Autism #ActuallyAutistic #Autistic

A young child sits on grass using a laptop under a clear sky. The text reads, "You might be an autism parent if... your child can learn more from computers and television than they can from human interaction."

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2025-08-21 14:53:04

#malaphors #humor #comedy

itsvondel: you can take one man's trash to another man's treasure but you cannot make it drink

runtime-err0r: Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor. My personal favorite is "We'll burn that bridge when we get to it."

chromalogue: I'm rather fond of "It's not rocket surgery" and "not the sharpest egg in the attic," but my all-time favorite is, "...until the cows freeze over."

bowtochris: You've opened this can of worms, now lie in it.

@outer@mas.to
2025-08-20 02:22:29

“Self-examination is great but no need to fall into the assesspool of self-judgment.”

-- Swami Beyondananda
Swami’s Daily Laughsitive (stolen from his email list)
#Humor