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@adrianco@mastodon.social
2025-11-06 06:15:16

A new song from #Psychostick in the style of #Tool about all the sugar loaded eating that we are about to endure. As ever, nicely done, and they’ve re-recorded all their other Christmas songs into an album as well. Enjoy!

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-11-05 22:31:53

I would buy these just to leave on my porch for package thieves.
#humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-09-07 03:53:39

This is the best thing I'm gonna watch all week. 😜
▶️ Top 10 Best Kelly Clarkson Show Moments
#humor

@carloshr@lile.cl
2025-11-06 00:40:11

#Morrissey #Memes #Humor #RobadoDeInstagram
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Una ilustración con un fondo verde oscuro. En la parte superior, texto rosa dice: "ESTOY MÁS CANSADO Que Morrissey De Tour". Debajo, un conejo de dibujos animados de color blanco yace de espaldas, con una expresión de agotamiento extremo. Sus ojos son pequeñas líneas que sugieren que están cerrados, y tiene dos dientes frontales sobresaliendo. Viste un traje de chaqueta de color verde grisáceo con dos botones, y sus manos están sobre su abdomen, como si estuviera completamente rendido. El fondo…
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-12-03 04:11:15

When David Hulse came to the plate and chose violence 😂
#baseball #humor

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-17 18:43:40

Apparently, in the U.S., communism is more dangerous than anarchism. Guess free healthcare scares them more than Molotov cocktails.
/s
#Satire #Humor #US

@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza
2025-09-15 12:19:19

Snodd från blurpan #humor #anatomi

En anatomisk beskrivning av njurar och urinblåsa som tyvärr får det att se ut som en enorm snopp placerad på magen istället för dess ordinarie plats
@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2025-09-10 14:29:52

#humor #comedy

PHOTO: A black ram entering a bedroom. CAPTION: When you are studying Latin but you keep making mistakes.
@raysofred@discordian.social
2025-09-19 22:34:09

I got bored and made this
#youtube #humor

@spamless@mastodon.social
2025-10-11 22:57:20

We were just in La Ciotat, France, for a couple of days. Fun getaway. We flew on Lufthansa. A friend of mine found out I was there and messaged me asking if I could bring back a kilogram of Robusta coffee for him. I couldn't comply, so by way of letting him know, I just sent him this:
#humor #witz

A joke infographic in German I asked ChatGPT to make showing nine things one shouldn't have in hand luggage, all reasonably accurate except for the middle one depicting a package of Robusta coffee.
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-11-28 16:21:55

omfg 🤣
#humor #funny
From: @…

Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969@universeodon.com)
Attached: 1 image that’s nice, seafood is expensive

@carloshr@lile.cl
2025-10-29 18:19:11

Yo, cualquier día en la oficina.
(Jefecito, si ve esto es solo una bromita para las redes sociales)
🔗 #Memes

"Meme humorístico que muestra un personaje de gato blanco y esponjoso, estilo peluche, con una expresión triste y ojos medio cerrados, como si tuviera mucho sueño. Está sentado en una silla de oficina frente a un escritorio. Sobre el escritorio hay un monitor de computadora, un teclado y un ratón. Al fondo, se ven persianas verticales y un calendario colgado en la pared. En la parte superior de la imagen, un texto blanco con borde negro dice: 'Jefe, me siento mal, quisiera irme'. En la parte i…
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-11-28 06:52:35

Dogs are an infinite source of entertainment. 😂
#dogs #humor #funny

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-13 21:08:40

Weekends After 30 Be Like
#Wojak #Humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-09-26 08:19:15

Antique Roadshow has some thoughts on Trump.
#antiqueroadshow #trump #humor

@carloshr@lile.cl
2025-11-25 22:50:45

A propósito del apoyo de Frei a Kast.
Créditos para #Malaimagen
🔗 #Humor

Caricatura política en blanco y negro que muestra a dos hombres con traje, estrechándose la mano. El hombre de la izquierda, con un rostro visiblemente entristecido y ojos entrecerrados, tiene un globo de diálogo que dice: "YO NUNCA ME EQUIVOCO EN QUIÉN CONFÍO". El hombre de la derecha, con una expresión sonriente y más jovial, sostiene la mano del otro y su globo de diálogo dice: "GRACIAS, EXPRESIDENTE. SALUDOS A SU HERMANO". Entre las manos entrelazadas, aparece una pequeña burbuja de pensami…
@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-02 20:20:14

Linus Torvalds is based, man runs Fedora like a chad.
#Linux #Memes #Humor #Fedora

A tech-workshop scene with two men pointing at each other like the Spider-Man meme. The man on the left has the Pop_OS Linux logo on his chest with the label “LINUS.” The man on the right has the Fedora logo on his chest, is wearing a blue fedora hat, and is also labeled “LINUS.” The joke is that both men are labeled “LINUS” despite representing different Linux distributions.
@erk709@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-15 02:00:10

Beware of the Sol-3 hallucinators. It is hard to tell when they don't hallucinate.
#humor #aliens
talkwards.c…

Hallucinators
Alien overlord: So, about this…?Assistant: Helios… or Sol. It has many names.Overlord: Right, was it the fifth planet?Assistant: The third.Overlord: Ok. And they’re called halluci…

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-11-26 06:28:24

Holy God, my sides hurt. 😂
▶️ Top 5 Most-Watched Live Sketches | Season 50 | Saturday Night Live
#humor

@randy_@social.linux.pizza
2025-10-11 06:14:59

Autumn, the time that my bed automatically activates Velcro suction — so it’s hard to get out in the morning!
#writing #blog #reflection

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-11-24 08:17:49

I woulda gone straight to frickin' commercial. The morning show was way off the rails at this point. 😁
#comedy #humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-11-22 19:54:42

So, like... when are you hiring?
#humor #jobs #hiring

@erk709@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-08 02:08:20

Judging from certain comments from certain citizens of the #US, one might start wondering if this is how Americans view the rest of the world.
#humor #politics

American World View?
Judging from certain comments from certain citizens of the US, one might start wondering if this is how they think:

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-10-27 01:56:40

"I'M SO ITCHY"
omfg this was so funny!
▶️ Craig Ferguson | I'm So Happy (Full Comedy Special 54min)
youtube.com/watch?v=D3xllAL_qe

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-11-02 03:54:46

This explains so much about Melania.
#SouthPark #Trump #humor #Melania

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-09-08 21:49:44

I DON' WANNA BE FAT LIKE BOO BOO I TRYNA EXERCISE WHAASSUP
#dogs #humor

@erk709@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-01 02:05:10

"The White Bros?!"
#misreading #thewhitehouse #humor #politics
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Misreading
“The White Bros”? (Oh, ok “The White HOUSE”…)

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-10-08 02:35:53

What? You didn't see that coming? 😁
#japan #humor

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-18 16:07:28

:bisexual_pride: :bisexual_pride: :bisexual_pride:
#USPol #Meme #Memes #Humor

A screenshot of two social media posts. The top post shows a user reacting to another account that laments people burning red political hats associated with the Make America Great Again slogan. Four images below that text show different views of these red hats on fire, some on pavement at night and one being held under a flame. The bottom post contains a reaction meme using a scene from a TV comedy where a blonde woman at a study table looks incredulous while someone in the background watches. …
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-10-08 00:13:39

"See hooman, dis is how you do da petz. Like dis, see? Now you try, 'kay?" - Otter
#animals #humor

@erk709@social.linux.pizza
2025-10-04 01:00:57

"Everybody in this book was failed people."
What if #MarySue wrote a #review of your #book?
#humor

One-Star Review
“Everybody in this book was failed people. They all had all these extreme problems, and whatever they tried to do, they failed over and over again. Except for the villain. He always managed t…

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-10-18 14:10:15

#Anarchism #Syndicalism #Socialism #Humor

he image is a collage of four historical photographs, arranged in a square format. The text "Liberals: “Anarchism can’t work”" is placed above the collage, and "My reaction" is placed below it. The top left photograph depicts a large group of people marching, many of them raising red flags, seemingly in a public square or street. The top right photograph shows a person standing in a field, looking off into the distance, wearing a dark jacket. The bottom left photograph features a group of peo…
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-09-25 03:46:35

Tylenol responds.
#humor #tylenol #epstein #trump

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-11-11 04:57:03

For those of you upset like me & need a political laugh...
▶️ The West Wing - Best Funny Moments Compilation - Part 1
youtube.com/watch?v=XZQPJmPqej

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-10-24 19:26:19

#Trump #USA #Meme #Memes

The image is a digital artwork depicting Donald Trump in a cartoon style. He is seated on the floor, legs bent with feet crossed, and appears to be smiling broadly. Trump is wearing a dark suit with a red tie and a white shirt. A blue pacifier is resting near his right foot. The background is a solid black color, with no additional features or objects.
@erk709@social.linux.pizza
2025-10-18 01:01:50

OneDrive in German: Ohne Drive
#computers #humor #microsoft #onedrive

Ohne Drive
By Alex E. Proimos, CC BY 2.0 OneDrivein German:Ohne Drive… Fun fact: When I tried to crop the image in Photoshop… it crashed… of course it did… 🤦