@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-03-15 16:31:38
One of my fave scenes from "Two & a Half Men": Judith meets Camille... with Charlie on the keys. 🤣
#comedy #humor #twoandahalfmen
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-03-15 16:31:38
@crell@phpc.social2026-04-13 15:40:48
@carloshr@lile.cl2026-02-11 14:13:27
@ubuntourist@mastodon.social2026-02-13 23:07:32
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-02-14 18:51:27
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-03-14 03:33:11
Happy Friday the 13th.
#fridaythe13th #humor
@erk709@social.linux.pizza2026-02-14 02:02:03
It's easy to stumble and fall if everything is swept under the rug...
#humor
http://talkwards.com/2026/02/14/stumble-and-fall/
@ubuntourist@mastodon.social2026-02-09 12:20:55
🎵I'm makin' a man, with blonde hair and a tan...🎵
#humor
@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza2026-01-30 10:16:11
Want to break a laugh before lunch? Hi how high are you? #satire #humor
https://youtu.be/2PLC_cBJwk4?si=-Qwl-2
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-04-11 17:59:54
I had to check to make sure this wasn't a video of my wife because she's done this before.
#maximumdorkage #humor #situationalawareness
@erk709@social.linux.pizza2026-03-14 02:03:27
@smurthys@hachyderm.io2026-03-24 17:50:02
I'll start procrastinating from tomorrow. For sure.
#procrastination #silly #humor
@ubuntourist@mastodon.social2026-02-07 23:35:34
@Simone21@mastodon.social2026-02-17 08:35:49
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-03-08 02:11:28
Creating the Magic... with Marlboros & McDonalds.
#humor
@ubuntourist@mastodon.social2026-04-06 23:11:03
Tomorrow night? No can do: They're washing their hair...
He thinks he can take them out for a night, but his behavior on dates is atrocious.
#humor #satire #DiddlerInChief
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-03-08 05:27:05
@ubuntourist@mastodon.social2026-04-06 23:11:03
Tomorrow night? No can do: They're washing their hair...
He thinks he can take them out for a night, but his behavior on dates is atrocious.
#humor #satire #DiddlerInChief
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-03-06 06:42:12
Your reminder that the Lord of the Rings trilogy should have been a 13 second short.
#humor #lordoftherings
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-04-07 00:56:42
"Jeffrey? Break out Lucille." 😂
#unclephil #freshprinceofbelair #humor
@smurthys@hachyderm.io2026-03-12 17:46:53
#throwback to March 5, 2024, when I found this "crime-scene tape" at a #Goodwill store. 🧻
Maybe the real crime is that this precious item ended up at a Goodwill. 🤔
Or that I took this picture. Or that I'm making this post. 😵
#tbt #Thursday #throwbackThursday #gag #toiletPaper #humor
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-02-11 07:17:36
It’s the Winter Olympics so of course it's time to bring this clip back.
"Oh monsieuuurr"
#skiing #olympics #frenchman
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-02-02 16:17:40
@ubuntourist@mastodon.social2026-04-06 19:32:06
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-02-02 20:35:22
Dude lost his kid & panics.
Anyone that screams, "OMG THIS IS STAGED" does not have kids. It's called parental fatigue & sh-t like this happens. All. The. Damn. Time. #parenthood #humor #lol
@ubuntourist@mastodon.social2026-04-06 19:32:06
Donald on Iran, April 6, 2026
#satire
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-01-31 16:40:05
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-04-01 02:24:28
@ubuntourist@mastodon.social2026-01-20 13:54:44
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-01-30 06:03:59
@ubuntourist@mastodon.social2026-03-11 16:50:49
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* Stupid T***ping traffic!
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@erk709@social.linux.pizza2026-01-24 02:10:04
"Does he really believe those strange and bizarre things?"
"He has a rumor-based reality perception... so, yeah..."
#reality #realitycheck #humor
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-01-25 20:01:00
So... awkward. 😜
#betweentwoferns #humor
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-02-22 00:55:38
Still like Trader Joe's dog snacks but JFC their produce sucks (the expired blueberries snark lands so hard) & yes, shit just randomly disappears from their shelves - never to be seen again.
#traderjoes #humor
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-03-21 17:18:52
Funniest thing I'll see all week. Girl passed out before ithe ride even started then woke up mid ride and passed out again! 🤣
#humor
@erk709@social.linux.pizza2026-01-20 02:01:14
@ubuntourist@mastodon.social2026-02-07 22:50:07
"Woof! I 💩 a better president every day."
#humor #protest #DC #WashingtonDC
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-02-28 10:04:00
Wooooow... Brad Williams drops the mic on Dinklage.
▶️ Brad Williams Doesn't Like Peter Dinklage
#humor
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-02-08 20:18:58
@ubuntourist@mastodon.social2026-02-24 21:29:28
Cartoon by Steve Cousineau
#humor #EditorialCartoon #cartoon #editorial
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-02-05 00:53:21
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-02-04 17:34:48
Thanks Fat Putin.
Meanwhile, The Onion remains undefeated.
#theonion #humor #plannedparenthood #trump
