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@carloshr@lile.cl
2026-09-11 02:10:43

A propósito...
#Humor #Malaimagen

@wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
2026-10-09 18:55:14

The Battlefield6 devs have humorously called one of their bots "notAI" 👏👏👏
#Battlefield #Humor #AI

@erk709@social.linux.pizza
2026-09-12 01:00:15

"He gave them 15 canisters of the QR-gas!"
"It's enough to wipe out Lower Manhattan!"
"How do you know that?"
"It's in the FBI-manual. Keep up!"
#TV #humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-08-05 22:34:53

"Here's YouTube... do your own research. Oh, and... uh... I'd hurry up." 😂
#vaccinedenial #humor

@larsfosdal@mastodon.social
2026-08-03 07:57:16

Inventions that never made it past the idea stage:
The Ridiculizer - takes small to medium problems and ridiculize them into near non-existent and somewhat humorous issues.
#sillyness #humor #humour

@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza
2026-08-27 07:10:35

#humor Opportuinst is the way to go

A funny note saying ' Dear optimist, pessimist and realist - While you guys were busy arguing about the glass of water, I drank it! Sincerely the Opportunist
@crell@phpc.social
2026-09-20 17:06:36

A valid question...
#humor

A tweet from "Fo Vo".  IT reads:

ROBIN: the batmobile won't start
BATMAN: check the battery
ROBIN: what's a tery
@adrianco@mastodon.social
2026-08-21 00:12:50

If you are looking to save money by replacing employees with A.I., I have a suggestion. #SavageChickens #humor

If you are looking to save money by replacing employees with A.I., I have a suggestion. CEO.
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-08-01 04:59:43

Heh... I needed all this funny!
▶️ The West Wing – Funniest Moments – Season 3
#humor

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-09-22 21:00:38

I'm going live tonight! #livestream #humor

@erk709@social.linux.pizza
2026-08-08 01:01:19

He lived his life as if it were a zero-sum game, and at his funeral, everybody agreed his life's contribution was zero-sum.
#humor #gametheory #winwin

@carloshr@lile.cl
2026-09-21 13:32:28

Si soy.
#Memes #Humor #RobadoDeInstagram
🔗 …

Caricatura en blanco y negro en la que una persona vestida totalmente de negro, cuyo rostro es una calavera, está sentada en un sofá con un tazón de café en la mano derecha.  El dialogo dice:
- Me encanta el café solo.
Alguien pregunta: - ¿Sin azúcar?
- Sin nadie que esté molestando.
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-10-12 03:28:34

If you need a big heaping spoonful of justice & side order of funny, this will do the trick.
▶️ Funniest Moments in Reacher S1-S3 | Reacher | Prime Video
#reacher #humor

@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza
2026-09-23 14:33:49

Re-used from a discord group #funny #humor #it

A humorous meme featuring a character with long hair, raising hands in surrender. The top caption reads, "Don't shoot! IT department!" Below, the character asks, "Can you fix my printer?" and finally, the caption changes to "Shoot me
@vague@social.linux.pizza
2026-07-14 17:56:54

Vad SKA man göra i ett #garage? Parkera utanför?
#humor #svenska

NORA FERNSTEDT 18.42
Körde in i garage — förd till sjukhus
En person har kört in i ett garage i Västervik, rapporterar P4 Kalmar.
Personen har förts till sjukhus. Skadeläget är just nu okänt.
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-10-11 17:05:14

More Trump scandals hilariously exposed on "Have I Got News For You".🤣
▶️ Guilfoyle Begged Deters To Pay AMEX Bill? Bezos Snubbed? & Kushners' Albania drama
#hignfyus #humor #trump

@pavelasamsonov@mastodon.social
2026-10-02 21:07:05

ETHICS᠎.md
#AI #llm #humor

@carloshr@lile.cl
2026-09-14 19:27:15

#Humor #RobadoDeInstagram
🔗 instagram.com/p/DdRRv8Plj0M/


Una tira cómica de cuatro paneles que contrasta un futuro distópico con un evento del pasado.

Los dos paneles superiores, titulados "2030", muestran un paisaje desolado y arenoso. En el panel superior izquierdo, un hombre barbudo con expresión de angustia tiene una gruesa cadena de metal alrededor del cuello y exclama "DIOS...". En el panel superior derecho, este hombre y una mujer rubia con falda roja están encadenados por el cuello y las muñecas, formando parte de una fila de humanos cautiv…
@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza
2026-09-21 06:49:05

#ai #humor #funny

A comic strip features two characters: a person in blue and a small device. The person asks if AI will kill all humans, to which the device responds negatively. The person expresses relief, and the device sarcastically remarks that they clearly do not need
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-10-11 03:34:27

If you need to laugh at the horror of American politics... I highly recommend this week's "Have I Got News For You". 🤣
▶️ Midterms! Explosive Osoff/Collins Debate! El-Sayed Warns Trump! GOP Fear House Control Shift - HIGNFYUS
#hignfyus #humor

@erk709@social.linux.pizza
2026-08-01 01:00:53

The bad guys are singing a cappella. Send in the rapper response team!
#humor
talkwards.com/2026/08/01/rappe

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2026-08-18 11:52:45

Another pressing from O'Rly? Books 😉
Parody as homage.
#OReillyBooks #OrlyBooks #parody #humor

@larsfosdal@mastodon.social
2026-08-03 07:57:16

Inventions that never made it past the idea stage:
The Ridiculizer - takes small to medium problems and ridiculize them into near non-existent and somewhat humorous issues.
#sillyness #humor #humour

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-07-19 16:47:25

Boyfriend's reaction to when his girl, a bridesmaid, catches the bouquet. 🤣
#bridesmaid #bouquettoss #humor

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-09-09 10:04:08

Trump pays $135K in total to three aides. $5K more than his last (known) hush money payment.
Inflation comes for all. 😢
#sarcasm #humor #inflation #gifts #payments

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-09-30 03:21:25

#dog #meme #shitpost #humor

Spotify: This dog is fucked up bruh (picture of a fucked up dog)
@Simone21@mastodon.social
2026-10-08 12:06:32

Ich kennen jemanden, der ziemlich Mühe haben wird, damit umzugehen...🤭
🍊 🟧 🔶 🟠
Vielleicht verzichtet Jens GalschiŸt erst einmal auf Reisen in die USA. 🤷
#KunstDarfDas #Humor #Wahrheit #USA #Trump

@erk709@social.linux.pizza
2026-09-26 01:00:18

A: Question everything!
B: Why should I?
A: ...
#humor
talkwards.com/2026/09/26/quest

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-09-13 16:18:56

"NOT LYING TO TRUMP ISN'T THE SAME THING AS TELLING HIM THE TRUTH!"
OMG #Doonesbury FTW.
#humor #comics #trump

@larsfosdal@mastodon.social
2026-09-30 10:44:10

Når du skriver en beskjed på en gul lapp, er det viktig å planlegge tekststŸrrelse slik at du får pla
- Solveig Fosdal
#Norsktut #Allheimen #Humor

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2026-08-18 11:52:45

Another pressing from O'Rly? Books 😉
Parody as homage.
#OReillyBooks #OrlyBooks #parody #humor

Parody of O'Reilly Press book cover: An intentionally blurred image, barely readable, with a bird from the Dover Pictorial Archive and text "Joint Photographic Experts Group. JPEG compression: The Definitive Guide. O'RLY?"
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-07-27 19:53:41

Short poop I made #ytp #youtubepoop #pragerU #humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-09-12 17:16:33

Toronto Blue Jays crowd helps get a hot dog into a bun. And the crowd goes wild!
(via MLB, sportsnet)
#mlb #baseball #hotdog #torontobluejays #funny #humor

@erk709@social.linux.pizza
2026-07-18 01:00:56

– The #polygraph isn't good enough. We're going to use the polystyrene instead. We're going to steerene things up around here...
– What does that mean?
– We put them in a circle, spin the polystyrene, and it will tell us who did it...
#humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-10-05 23:58:36

Endorse.
#marriage #humor

@erk709@social.linux.pizza
2026-08-15 01:03:43

"It's like finding a #needle in a stack of needles..."
"You do realize that's only hard if you're looking for a specific needle and not just any old needle, right?"
#humor

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2026-09-09 10:54:59

🎜 GNU's Not Unix 🎝 😉
A filk song by Daniel Kelly
​#Linux #humor #music #filk #filksong #GNU #Unix

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-10-03 23:40:20

Never seen this before. 😝
▶️ Corporate Nightmare Song - SNL
#snl #humor

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-08-04 01:39:52

Give a man a fish in his hands and he eats for a day. Leave a man a fish in his pockets and "he stinks" for the rest of his life. 🐟
#saying #adaptation #fish #humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-10-11 23:02:56

Remember the Jive dudes from Airplane!, featuring Al White, Norman Gibbs & Barbara Billingsley?
▶️ Who Really Wrote Airplane!’s Jive Talk Scene?
#airplane #zucker #abrams #humor

@Simone21@mastodon.social
2026-10-02 14:20:27

Mal wieder etwas fürs Herz, richtig schön:
#guteNachrichten #Bilder #FotoFreitag #Tiere #Humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-09-29 09:52:06

For a hot minute, this riff by Obi Dawg & Bass Windu almost makes GPU prices worth it.
#starwars #humor

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-07-24 20:23:57

Should I secret add a bunch of hashtags to other people's posts without them knowing? Like this?
#funny #humor #pic #pictures #picture #pics #ha #haha #hahaha
Yes
No
who hurt you?!?

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-09-27 04:44:24

This live, hulksmash is still one of the funniest moments ever on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. 😂
▶️ Pokemon RAGE! - Who Wants to be a Millionaire [Old Format]
#wwtbam #pokemon #humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-09-25 05:12:30

And guess which is the "trailer trash" cruise line? 🤣
▶️ I Tested Every Cruise Line to Find the Least Evil - Lindsay Ellis
#cruises #humor

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-09-26 01:20:54

It said: "Meta's Muse"
I read: Metamucil
#Muse #Meta #humor #naming #business

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-10-10 03:40:51

Hate subscriptions? This song is for you.
▶️ Buy Now, For Now - Claude Opus 5.5 music video
#ai #music #subscriptions #humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-10-09 05:25:13

"People of modest means continue to elect these rich cocksuckers who don't give a fuck about them.
They don't give a fuck about you.
They don't GIVE A FUCK about you.
They don't CARE about you.
At all.
At all.
AT ALL."
- George Carlin, 2005
#humor #billionaires #trump #georgecarlin

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-09-29 22:55:05

Guy tries "science-backed ways" to be less lonely; gets even more lonely. 🧐
#headline #CNN #jab #humor #sarcasm #loneliness #health

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-10-08 03:05:21

With great irony, AI made a banger song... about AI.
▶️ LGTM (Looks Good to Me) - Claude Opus 5.5 music video
#ai #lgtm #music #humor

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-09-26 23:41:24

"Can you eat ultra-processed foods and still be healthy? A dietitian analysed my weekly shopping"
"A dietitian *weighs in*" was right there. 😢
#headlines #BBC #wordplay #pun #humor #diet

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-10-07 04:01:29

This was funny... 🤣
▶️ IF WW2 WAS A DISCORD CHAT (HISTORICALLY ACCURATE)
#ww2 #worldwar2 #discordchat #humor #history

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-08-15 14:20:27

Movie titles generally correspond to the story, the main character, etc., but never thought a title would correspond to runtime. 😁
#brutal #humor #movies #entertainment

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-10-04 02:58:53

This may be the single BEST episode of "Have I Got News For You" in history. 🤣
▶️ Trump's Midterm Election? & Hegseth Shrinks The Pentagon! | HIGNFY S5 E3
#hignfyus #humor #trump #elections

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-08-18 01:19:07

"No messages of significance were exchanged. Burnham quickly became suspicious, and reported the incident to proper authorities."
But by then Burnham had already sent the impersonator a £2000 Amazon gift card. 🎁 💳
I'm guessing. 🤓
#UK #phishing #Burnham #humor

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-08-16 17:10:08

"I hope this email finds you."
- Mail to someone with "Inbox 80,000".
#hope #email #communication #cliche #humor

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-09-17 12:10:33

"Kamala Harris is sticking to her own timeline on a 2028 decision"
Right, we need to first see how the Democratic nominee does in the Presidential debate.😏😉
#sarcasm #humor #USA #election #Democrats #KamalaHarris

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-07-21 21:56:11

A "two wheeler" in Germany (and probably elsewhere). Grown ups use these as "training wheels" to teach teenagers what a "loophole" is. 🏍️ 🚗
#Germany #Deutschland #driving #trainingWheels #loophole #car #humor