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#Memes #Humor #AñoNuevo

Wait for it... waaaiit for it... 😜
#humor #lol

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face?
Horse says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain.
Bartender says, solution is simple. I have a marvelous Amontillado in my cellar—
#humor

When David Hulse came to the plate and chose violence 😂
#baseball #humor

Dude lost his kid & panics.
Anyone that screams, "OMG THIS IS STAGED" does not have kids. It's called parental fatigue & sh-t like this happens. All. The. Damn. Time. #parenthood #humor #lol

I knew it.
✅ Australia Admits All Those Animals Made Up - The Onion
#humor

Australia Admits All Those Animals Made Up
SYDNEY—Saying the ruse began as a harmless prank about the continent’s mammals having pouches, Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese admitted Tuesday that all those animals like wallabies, numbats, quokkas, and bandicoots were completely made up. “We just assumed everyone would have caught on by now, because these creatures are clearly imaginary,” said Albanese, adding that […]

Want to break a laugh before lunch? Hi how high are you? #satire #humor
https://youtu.be/2PLC_cBJwk4?si=-Qwl-2

Linus Torvalds is based, man runs Fedora like a chad.
#Linux #Memes #Humor #Fedora

Ahora de vuelta al trabajo, ¡Esclavos! 🤭
#Memes #Humor #31Minutos #AñoNuevo

True story: Wife asked me what I was laughing uncontrollably at & I turned off my phone quietly.
#humor #funny

U.S. imperialism: different branding, same payload.
#Imperialism #USPol #US #Humor

#humor #political

omfg 🤣
#humor #funny
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Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969@universeodon.com)
Attached: 1 image that’s nice, seafood is expensive

#lol #humor

Boss: The customer's can't get enough of the new AI-powered customer support system!
Programmer: We're trying to solve the problem.
Boss: But why?
Programmer: It's based off of a sex bot...
#humor #ai

Dogs are an infinite source of entertainment. 😂
#dogs #humor #funny

Äntligen har jag hittat en ny IPA! Vågade dock inte testa den på arbetstid #humor

A propósito del apoyo de Frei a Kast.
Créditos para #Malaimagen
🔗 #Humor

❤️🖤 Relatable! 🖤❤️
#Anarchism #Humor #AnarchoSyndicalism #Spain

A new song from #Psychostick in the style of #Tool about all the sugar loaded eating that we are about to endure. As ever, nicely done, and they’ve re-recorded all their other Christmas songs into an album as well. Enjoy!

Apparently, in the U.S., communism is more dangerous than anarchism. Guess free healthcare scares them more than Molotov cocktails.
/s
#Satire #Humor #US

Get this man a podcast #humor #coffee

Coffee Breaks
This is, fortunately, not an essay about jokes like “Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee.” There’s more interesting history I want to talk about, and besides, the coffee break is today so banal an event that the joke has become how painfully banal it is.

Nananananananana... BATCAT!
#humor #cats

Again, I'm ashamed but I LOL'd... 😜
#humor

"Does he really believe those strange and bizarre things?"
"He has a rumor-based reality perception... so, yeah..."
#reality #realitycheck #humor

OMG so dark, I'm ashamed that I LOL'd...
#humor

Holy God, my sides hurt. 😂
▶️ Top 5 Most-Watched Live Sketches | Season 50 | Saturday Night Live
#humor

So... awkward. 😜
#betweentwoferns #humor

Weekends After 30 Be Like
#Wojak #Humor

I woulda gone straight to frickin' commercial. The morning show was way off the rails at this point. 😁
#comedy #humor

You do not vote syndicalist, you organize syndicalist, so treating it like an election choice in Kaiserreich is fundamentally silly.
Because of that, I’m buying myself Hearts of Iron IV just to install Kaiserreich and laugh at it.
Image is probably AI-generated; I grabbed it from DuckDuckGo and genuinely do not care.
#Humor

So, like... when are you hiring?
#humor #jobs #hiring

Why is Trump signing his orders with a Sharpie?
Because they felt the crayon wasn't presidential enough...
#Trump #humor #politics

Beware of the Sol-3 hallucinators. It is hard to tell when they don't hallucinate.
#humor #aliens
http://talkwards.c…

This will never not be funny. Dude almost got hulksmashed for reals. 🤣
#pranks #humor #funny

I would buy these just to leave on my porch for package thieves.
#humor

Judging from certain comments from certain citizens of the #US, one might start wondering if this is how Americans view the rest of the world.
#humor #politics

Merry Christmas to me.
#dogma #amazonwomenonthemoon #humor

#Morrissey #Memes #Humor #RobadoDeInstagram
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:bisexual_pride: :bisexual_pride: :bisexual_pride:
#USPol #Meme #Memes #Humor

For those of you upset like me & need a political laugh...
▶️ The West Wing - Best Funny Moments Compilation - Part 1
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XZQPJmPqejQ&si=nF0G6YCh9sIR7nt9

#Humor #Memes #Meme #Anarchism

How to confuse GenZ (Part 45);
#humor #nerd #genz #genx