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@carloshr@lile.cl
2025-05-30 19:16:19

¡Qué grande Sandy! 🤣😂
#Sandy #Humor #nx
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Una captura de pantalla de una publicación en redes sociales muestra un tuit en español que incluye una imagen de Gianni Infantino, presidente de la FIFA, hablando frente a una bandera chilena. El texto del tuit es un meme o broma en chileno, y la imagen de Infantino se centra en él hablando en un evento de la FIFA, con el logotipo de la FIFA visible en el fondo. El texto dice: «Ouenas tanñes zeñor, ño quieño que me venña una jañaña»

Chilean Premier League (@AbranCancha8)
Ouenas tanñes zeñor, ño quieño que me venña una jañaña

@outer@mas.to
2025-05-30 18:41:14

Science progresses one funeral at a time.
A new scientific truth does not triumph by convincing its opponents and making them see the light, but rather because its opponents eventually die and a new generation grows up that is familiar with it... --Max Planck
#Science #Humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-05-29 04:11:41

"Cockadoodledoo, folks, I'm Donald Trump."
This loser's performance doing a sketch for SNL isn't any different than when he's at the Presidential pulpit.
#trump #snl #humor

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2025-05-23 23:35:40
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Oooo! Oooo! Wait... I remember this show... It's on the tip of my tongue... Ah! Got it!
LOST IN SPACE
#humor #comedy

AI generated image: Poorly rendered versions of the cast of Gilligan's Island dressed in poorly rendered versions of Star Fleet uniforms, on the bridge of the U.S.S. Enterprise. "Gilligan" is in the captain's chair while, from left to right, "The Skipper", "Ginger", "Thurston Howell III", "Mary Anne", "Mrs. Howell", and "The Professor" stand behind him. Gilligan, Ginger and Maryanne are in red (security / engineering) uniforms, Skipper, Mrs. Howell, and the Professor are in gold (command) unifo…
@erk709@social.linux.pizza
2025-05-03 01:06:15

Mixing up the two Swedish words "Godkänna" and "Gödkanna" in a project may seem like an innocent mistake, especially if you only speak English. However, they mean very different things... Read more to learn what.
#humor #language

Fear the umlaut
Many years ago, I was working in a project with two programmers from London. These guys, being monolingual, were of the firm conviction that your verbal proficiency indicated competence, intelligen…

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-06-06 13:27:35

Trump Always Chickens Out (TACO) is already shaping Taco Bell marketing.
#humor #tacobell #trump #taco

@erk709@social.linux.pizza
2025-05-03 01:06:15

Mixing up the two Swedish words "Godkänna" and "Gödkanna" in a project may seem like an innocent mistake, especially if you only speak English. However, they mean very different things... Read more to learn what.
#humor #language

Fear the umlaut
Many years ago, I was working in a project with two programmers from London. These guys, being monolingual, were of the firm conviction that your verbal proficiency indicated competence, intelligen…

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-05-28 23:50:34

From the IveHadIt Podcast:
"Ladies & Gentlemen, the President of the United States"
#trump #moron #ivehaditpodcast

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2025-06-01 11:12:05

#math #music #humor #comedy

CARTOON: Two children, a boy and a girl, at school doing math on a sheet of paper tacked to the wall. TEXT: Q: Billy has four guitars. Suzy has one bass. What does Suzy have that Billy doesn't? A: A gig. Suzy has a gig.
@erk709@social.linux.pizza
2025-03-22 02:10:56

"Weren't you supposed to fly the plane to Paris?"
"I was, but I made a joke during the take-off checklist and the plane got pissed and threw me off..."
#humor #flying #future

Future Aviation
“Weren’t you supposed to fly the plane to Paris?””I was, but I made a joke during the take-off checklist and the plane got pissed and threw me off…” Header image…

@erk709@social.linux.pizza
2025-03-22 02:10:56

"Weren't you supposed to fly the plane to Paris?"
"I was, but I made a joke during the take-off checklist and the plane got pissed and threw me off..."
#humor #flying #future

Future Aviation
“Weren’t you supposed to fly the plane to Paris?””I was, but I made a joke during the take-off checklist and the plane got pissed and threw me off…” Header image…

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-05-28 07:03:36

I'm a Prius & man, have I had a day...
#StarWars #Andor #S2 #humor

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2025-05-17 22:02:50

#humor #politics #political #MadKingDonald

SCREENSHOT jarretberenstein (6m): Trump is upset that Business Insider compared Don Jr. to Hunter Biden, which is obviously a ridiculous comparison. Hunter Biden's dad loves him. [ 2 likes - 1 reply] stevehofstetter replies (1m): Don Jr. is nothing like Hunter Biden. Hunter Biden is a RECOVERING cocaine addict.
@erk709@social.linux.pizza
2025-05-13 01:03:16

Trump is a bit like the mosquito who was out flying for the first time and when he got back his parents asked him: "So, how did it go?" And he replied: "It was an amazing success! Everybody applauded!"
#trump #humor

Trump’s amazing success
Trump is a bit like the mosquito who was out flying for the first time and when he got back his parents asked him: “So, how did it go?” And he replied: “It was an amazing success!…

@erk709@social.linux.pizza
2025-05-13 01:03:16

Trump is a bit like the mosquito who was out flying for the first time and when he got back his parents asked him: "So, how did it go?" And he replied: "It was an amazing success! Everybody applauded!"
#trump #humor

Trump’s amazing success
Trump is a bit like the mosquito who was out flying for the first time and when he got back his parents asked him: “So, how did it go?” And he replied: “It was an amazing success!…

@erk709@social.linux.pizza
2025-04-24 01:04:13

The way the #economy is going, my #401K might turn into a 401-cave...
#economy #humor
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401-Cave
The way the economy is going, my 401K might turn into a 401-cave…

@erk709@social.linux.pizza
2025-04-24 01:04:13

The way the #economy is going, my #401K might turn into a 401-cave...
#economy #humor
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401-Cave
The way the economy is going, my 401K might turn into a 401-cave…

@erk709@social.linux.pizza
2025-04-22 01:02:58

What type of #ForceMajeure is #DonaldTrump?
#humor #politics

Types of Force Majeure
Four types of force majeure: Natural disasters Acts of war Government actions Pandemics Which one of these describes Donald Trump? (Select all that apply…)

@erk709@social.linux.pizza
2025-04-22 01:02:58

What type of #ForceMajeure is #DonaldTrump?
#humor #politics

Types of Force Majeure
Four types of force majeure: Natural disasters Acts of war Government actions Pandemics Which one of these describes Donald Trump? (Select all that apply…)