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@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza
2025-09-15 12:19:19

Snodd från blurpan #humor #anatomi

En anatomisk beskrivning av njurar och urinblåsa som tyvärr får det att se ut som en enorm snopp placerad på magen istället för dess ordinarie plats
@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-13 21:08:40

Weekends After 30 Be Like
#Wojak #Humor

@erk709@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-15 02:00:10

Beware of the Sol-3 hallucinators. It is hard to tell when they don't hallucinate.
#humor #aliens
talkwards.c…

Hallucinators
Alien overlord: So, about this…?Assistant: Helios… or Sol. It has many names.Overlord: Right, was it the fifth planet?Assistant: The third.Overlord: Ok. And they’re called halluci…

@spamless@mastodon.social
2025-10-11 22:57:20

We were just in La Ciotat, France, for a couple of days. Fun getaway. We flew on Lufthansa. A friend of mine found out I was there and messaged me asking if I could bring back a kilogram of Robusta coffee for him. I couldn't comply, so by way of letting him know, I just sent him this:
#humor #witz

A joke infographic in German I asked ChatGPT to make showing nine things one shouldn't have in hand luggage, all reasonably accurate except for the middle one depicting a package of Robusta coffee.
@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2025-09-10 14:29:52

#humor #comedy

PHOTO: A black ram entering a bedroom. CAPTION: When you are studying Latin but you keep making mistakes.
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-10-08 02:35:53

What? You didn't see that coming? 😁
#japan #humor

@carloshr@lile.cl
2025-09-04 15:34:43

Ingeniero todo el rato 😅
#Memes #Humor

Un meme de dos paneles que compara las soluciones de un "físico" y un "ingeniero" para un problema de equilibrio. En la parte superior, el texto dice: "Balancea 6 clavos sin que toquen la madera". El panel izquierdo, titulado "El físico", muestra a un joven con gafas y sudadera azul, sentado con los brazos cruzados y una expresión pensativa o concentrada. Sobre la mesa frente a él, un clavo está clavado verticalmente en un pequeño bloque de madera. Sobre la cabeza de este clavo, otros cinco cl…
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-09-08 21:49:44

I DON' WANNA BE FAT LIKE BOO BOO I TRYNA EXERCISE WHAASSUP
#dogs #humor

@randy_@social.linux.pizza
2025-10-11 06:14:59

Autumn, the time that my bed automatically activates Velcro suction — so it’s hard to get out in the morning!
#writing #blog #reflection

@adrianco@mastodon.social
2025-11-06 06:15:16

A new song from #Psychostick in the style of #Tool about all the sugar loaded eating that we are about to endure. As ever, nicely done, and they’ve re-recorded all their other Christmas songs into an album as well. Enjoy!

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-10-08 00:13:39

"See hooman, dis is how you do da petz. Like dis, see? Now you try, 'kay?" - Otter
#animals #humor

@outer@mas.to
2025-08-20 02:22:29

“Self-examination is great but no need to fall into the assesspool of self-judgment.”

-- Swami Beyondananda
Swami’s Daily Laughsitive (stolen from his email list)
#Humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-11-05 22:31:53

I would buy these just to leave on my porch for package thieves.
#humor

@raysofred@discordian.social
2025-09-19 22:34:09

I got bored and made this
#youtube #humor

@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza
2025-08-28 05:15:56

So low by Linux Mint to DDOS Arch linux just to increase interest in Mint *humor*
#archlinux #linux #linuxmint

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-11-11 04:57:03

For those of you upset like me & need a political laugh...
▶️ The West Wing - Best Funny Moments Compilation - Part 1
youtube.com/watch?v=XZQPJmPqej

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2025-08-21 14:53:04

#malaphors #humor #comedy

itsvondel: you can take one man's trash to another man's treasure but you cannot make it drink runtime-err0r: Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor. My personal favorite is "We'll burn that bridge when we get to it." chromalogue: I'm rather fond of "It's not rocket surgery" and "not the sharpest egg in the attic," but my all-time favorite is, "...until the cows freeze over." bowtochris: You've opened this can of worms, now lie in it.
@carloshr@lile.cl
2025-10-29 18:19:11

Yo, cualquier día en la oficina.
(Jefecito, si ve esto es solo una bromita para las redes sociales)
🔗 #Memes

"Meme humorístico que muestra un personaje de gato blanco y esponjoso, estilo peluche, con una expresión triste y ojos medio cerrados, como si tuviera mucho sueño. Está sentado en una silla de oficina frente a un escritorio. Sobre el escritorio hay un monitor de computadora, un teclado y un ratón. Al fondo, se ven persianas verticales y un calendario colgado en la pared. En la parte superior de la imagen, un texto blanco con borde negro dice: 'Jefe, me siento mal, quisiera irme'. En la parte i…
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-09-07 03:53:39

This is the best thing I'm gonna watch all week. 😜
▶️ Top 10 Best Kelly Clarkson Show Moments
#humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-08-28 05:26:06

The dude writing Colorado State's official press guide pronunciation table's got jokes. 😁

#coloradostate #humor #football

@carloshr@lile.cl
2025-11-06 00:40:11

#Morrissey #Memes #Humor #RobadoDeInstagram
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Una ilustración con un fondo verde oscuro. En la parte superior, texto rosa dice: "ESTOY MÁS CANSADO Que Morrissey De Tour". Debajo, un conejo de dibujos animados de color blanco yace de espaldas, con una expresión de agotamiento extremo. Sus ojos son pequeñas líneas que sugieren que están cerrados, y tiene dos dientes frontales sobresaliendo. Viste un traje de chaqueta de color verde grisáceo con dos botones, y sus manos están sobre su abdomen, como si estuviera completamente rendido. El fondo…
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-09-26 08:19:15

Antique Roadshow has some thoughts on Trump.
#antiqueroadshow #trump #humor

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2025-09-01 15:32:20

#resist #humor #metamussolini #metamucillini

Is it "Metamucillini" or "Metamussolini"?
@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-10-18 14:10:15

#Anarchism #Syndicalism #Socialism #Humor

he image is a collage of four historical photographs, arranged in a square format. The text "Liberals: “Anarchism can’t work”" is placed above the collage, and "My reaction" is placed below it. The top left photograph depicts a large group of people marching, many of them raising red flags, seemingly in a public square or street. The top right photograph shows a person standing in a field, looking off into the distance, wearing a dark jacket. The bottom left photograph features a group of peo…
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-10-27 01:56:40

"I'M SO ITCHY"
omfg this was so funny!
▶️ Craig Ferguson | I'm So Happy (Full Comedy Special 54min)
youtube.com/watch?v=D3xllAL_qe

@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza
2025-08-19 11:20:59

Stolen meme #memes #meme #humor #funny

An image showing a Barbie doll next to a pink Barbie camper and a small science lab setup. The camper has an opened top to reveal an interior space, while the science lab features colorful equipment on a desk. The text reads I just realized my daughter, Grace got a barbie camper and a barbie science lab for christmas which is essentially a barbie breaking bad kit
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-11-02 03:54:46

This explains so much about Melania.
#SouthPark #Trump #humor #Melania

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-10-24 19:26:19

#Trump #USA #Meme #Memes

The image is a digital artwork depicting Donald Trump in a cartoon style. He is seated on the floor, legs bent with feet crossed, and appears to be smiling broadly. Trump is wearing a dark suit with a red tie and a white shirt. A blue pacifier is resting near his right foot. The background is a solid black color, with no additional features or objects.
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-09-25 03:46:35

Tylenol responds.
#humor #tylenol #epstein #trump