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me: tungsten dioxide, stop making that face
tungsten dioxide:
#chemistry #joke #humor

"Hakuna matata, fluff face!" 🤣
#humor

#humor #StraitOfHormuz #Hormuz

I'll start procrastinating from tomorrow. For sure.
#procrastination #silly #humor

Still my favorite social media ad for Project Hail Mary.
#rocky #projecthailmary #humor

Wooooow... Brad Williams drops the mic on Dinklage.
▶️ Brad Williams Doesn't Like Peter Dinklage
#humor

*Basado en hechos reales
#Humor #StarWars

According to my shampoo bottle, there shall be no singing of karaoke in the shower!
#humor

The Fermi Paradox Answered: You're really asking where the aliens are? Have you not seen how humans treat aliens? They for sure have...
#aliens #humor #theFermiParadox

My Parisian friend gave me a box of green fruits as a birthday gift.
It was an avocadeau.
#Puns #Jokes #Humor

OMG... introducing Dora the Destroyer! 🤣
#humor #deadpool #doratheexplorer

Preisgekröntes Filmdebüt über #Demenz mit feinem #Humor : "Der verlorene Mann". Vergessen und Erinnern, Liebe und Freundschaft, Älterwerden und Jungbleiben, Abschied und Mut. Regie: Welf Reinhart. #Film ab…

Westart : Demenz-Drama mit feinem Humor: 'Der verlorene Mann' - hier anschauen
Der verlorene Mann', unter anderem mit Harald Krassnitzer, Dagmar Manzel und August Zirner, ist das Spielfilmdebüt von Welf Reinhart und ab 7. Mai im Kino. Hanne und Bernd führen eine glückliche, wenngleich etwas eingefahrene Ehe. An einem Winternachmittag steht plötzlich Hannes Ex-Mann Kurt vor der Tür – überzeugt davon, er wäre noch mit ihr verheiratet. Der schlimme Verdacht bestätigt sich: Kurt hat Alzheimer. Eine Heimunterbringung scheitert, also bleibt er und bringt neben schmer…

Dude took his pregnant wife’s texts & used AI to turn them into a pop punk song. And it's a banger. 🤘🤣 (Credit: withethanlap on TT)
#ai #texts #humor

Impending? #SavageChickens #humor https://www.savagechickens.com/2026/05/impending.html

So interessant (und auch so, so lustig), dass ein Papst den höchsten Präsidenten der Welt so herausfordern und provozieren kann! Da muss es etwas geben, was höher ist als Trump und das sich Trumps Zugriff konsequent entzieht... das kann Trump doch niemals akzeptieren!!!
JD Vance, seit sieben Jahren katholisch, versucht Papst Leo eine Lektion in Theologie zu erteilen!
Man könnte es sich nicht ausdenken.
1/3

More guerrilla art on the National Mall. 🤣👍
Read the alt-text for the best guess at the text on the plaque.
#art #satire #humor

Funniest thing I'll see all week. Girl passed out before ithe ride even started then woke up mid ride and passed out again! 🤣
#humor

"Your brain is on fire."
"How could you ever know?"
"From what comes out of it... for sure..."
#humor #idiocracy #BrainOnFire

Damn. The Enterprise-D restrooms really suck.
#patrickstewart #humor*

Attention Adults:
Bill Nye the Science Guy would like to take a quick second to explain Global Warming to you.
#billnye #globalwarming #humor

To me, one of the funniest lines in "Project Hail Mary" was:
"Shields up!"
"There are no shields."
...and no reacter ever says anything, dammit! 😁
#projecthailmary #humor

Gentileza de #Malaimagen
#Humor #Política #Chile

Tomorrow night? No can do: They're washing their hair...
He thinks he can take them out for a night, but his behavior on dates is atrocious.
#humor #satire #DiddlerInChief

Please rise for the MAGA Republican anthem.
▶️ Save the Rich (Official Video) by Garfunkel and Oates
#humor

Tomorrow night? No can do: They're washing their hair...
He thinks he can take them out for a night, but his behavior on dates is atrocious.
#humor #satire #DiddlerInChief

La salida de las ministras Sedini y Steinert nos estš dejando los mejores memes de política del último tiempo en Chile 🤭🤣
#Humor #Memes #Sedini #Steinert

Colin Jost Michael Che's full joke swap segment from the SNL S51 finale.
#humor #snl #JokeSwap

One of my fave scenes from "Two & a Half Men": Judith meets Camille... with Charlie on the keys. 🤣
#comedy #humor #twoandahalfmen

"Oh God! You scared me."
"Really? You work with dead bodies all day."
"So if something moves, it's likely a dead body."
"Really? Does that happen often?"
"Did my reaction gave you that impression?"
#humor #zombies

Happy Friday the 13th.
#fridaythe13th #humor

Kash Patel and Pete Hegseth:
"The Liquor Cabinet"
#humor #politics #satire #patel

I had to check to make sure this wasn't a video of my wife because she's done this before.
#maximumdorkage #humor #situationalawareness

Creating the Magic... with Marlboros & McDonalds.
#humor

Donald on Iran, April 6, 2026
#satire

Donald on Iran, April 6, 2026
"The entire country can be taken out in one night, and that night might be tomorrow night." the Diddler-in-Chief said. (SOURCE: The GUARDIAN, April 6, 2026) ...

You think you've seen this but you haven't. Wait for it... waaaiit for it...
#comedy #humor

#throwback to March 5, 2024, when I found this "crime-scene tape" at a #Goodwill store. 🧻
Maybe the real crime is that this precious item ended up at a Goodwill. 🤔
Or that I took this picture. Or that I'm making this post. 😵
#tbt #Thursday #throwbackThursday #gag #toiletPaper #humor

Donald on Iran, April 6, 2026
#satire

Your reminder that the Lord of the Rings trilogy should have been a 13 second short.
#humor #lordoftherings

"Jeffrey? Break out Lucille." 😂
#unclephil #freshprinceofbelair #humor

Happy early May the Fourth. 😜
#StarWars #humor

Broadcasted live, the camera man totally forgot he was at work for a second.
#skysports #humor

2 noodles enter... 1 noodle leaves!
#testyourmight #noodlecombat #humor

Mom dropped "Deez Nuts" during Fast Money on Family Feud & Steve Harvey practically hyperventilated. 🤣
#humor #familyfeud

I wonder if the Cancer-sniffing Leopard is related to the Face-eating Leopard.
BTW: The Onion is undefeated.
#humor #theonion

Hey Fat Loser? Ask your country if ReZyne is right for you.
#trump #jimmykimmellive #humor

#resist #protest #humor #FelonInChief

Ryan & Rocky promote "Project Hail Mary". Try not to laugh. 😁
#projecthailmary #RyanGosling #rocky

And the Oscar goes to...
#wolfs #bradpitt #georgeclooney #humor