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@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-02-22 00:55:38

Still like Trader Joe's dog snacks but JFC their produce sucks (the expired blueberries snark lands so hard) & yes, shit just randomly disappears from their shelves - never to be seen again.
#traderjoes #humor

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2026-01-20 13:54:44

#humor #political

Old "Norman Rockwell" style painting of a mid-1900s elementary school classroom. The teacher at the front says "Hello everyone! Are there any classes you are struggling with?" One student replies "The Bourgeois," to which another says "WTF Karl".
@erk709@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-24 02:10:04

"Does he really believe those strange and bizarre things?"
"He has a rumor-based reality perception... so, yeah..."
#reality #realitycheck #humor

Rumor-based reality perception
“Does he really believe those strange and bizarre things?””He has a rumor-based reality perception… so, yeah…”

@carloshr@lile.cl
2026-02-11 14:13:27

Mi tipo de humor 😅
🔗 #Memes #Humor

Caricatura humorística en un fondo gris claro. A la izquierda, se ve la cabeza y parte del torso de un joven con pelo castaño y camiseta oscura, apoyado sobre una superficie. Su expresión es de asombro o chisme, con la boca abierta y una mano cerca de ella, como si estuviera susurrando. Sus ojos miran hacia una manzana roja a su derecha. La manzana tiene brazos, piernas y una cara asustada, con la boca abierta en forma de "O" y los ojos muy abiertos. Un bocadillo de texto sale de la boca del jo…
@Simone21@mastodon.social
2026-02-17 08:35:49

Heute gehört, Quelle unbekannt:
Die (orange) "Verunreinigten Staaten von Amerika".
🤭🤣
#USA #Trump #Humor

@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-15 12:54:48

Äntligen har jag hittat en ny IPA! Vågade dock inte testa den på arbetstid #humor

Bild på en flaska med ytdesinfektion på etiketten står det ipa
@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2026-02-24 21:29:28

Cartoon by Steve Cousineau
#humor #EditorialCartoon #cartoon #editorial

EDITORIAL CARTTOON: CHOICES: A person entering a door on the left, while the door on the right remains closed. The door on the left is labeled "Walk barefoot on hot coals and broken glass while carrying a leaky bucket of gasoline as West Nile Virus-infected mosquitoes swarm around your head." The door on the right is labeled "Listen to the State of the Union address."
@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-12 20:15:24

You do not vote syndicalist, you organize syndicalist, so treating it like an election choice in Kaiserreich is fundamentally silly.
Because of that, I’m buying myself Hearts of Iron IV just to install Kaiserreich and laugh at it.
Image is probably AI-generated; I grabbed it from DuckDuckGo and genuinely do not care.
#Humor

Black-and-white historical photograph of a large urban building completely covered in political banners and murals promoting syndicalism, including slogans like Unite against upper class oppression and imperialism, vote syndicalist, and list 3, with workers depicted raising flags and crowds of pedestrians walking past on the street below, suggesting an election campaign staged in a strongly working-class, revolutionary aesthetic.
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-02-14 18:51:27

The Real Housewives of the White House. 😜
#trump #humor

@pavelasamsonov@mastodon.social
2025-12-31 17:59:34

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face?
Horse says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain.
Bartender says, solution is simple. I have a marvelous Amontillado in my cellar—
#humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-01-14 03:48:40

This will never not be funny. Dude almost got hulksmashed for reals. 🤣
#pranks #humor #funny

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2026-02-13 23:07:32

EDITORIAL CARTOON from Mike Stanfill, #humor #politics

EDITORIAL CARTOON: A person being interviewed for a job by a large, slouching, orange-faced man with blonde hair. PANEL 1: Interviewee: "I have no government experience. Why do you want me in your cabinet?" PANEL 2: Interviewer: "Because you and I spent a lot of time at Epstein's place and people are starting to ask questions." PANEL 3: Interviewer: "So let's just say that if you work for me and keep your mouth shut, we can keep each other safe for years." PANEL 4: Interviewee: "You.... are…
@erk709@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-20 02:01:14

Why is Trump signing his orders with a Sharpie?
Because they felt the crayon wasn't presidential enough...
#Trump #humor #politics

Executive Crayon
Why is Trump signing his orders with a Sharpie?Because they felt the crayon wasn’t presidential enough…

@carloshr@lile.cl
2026-01-02 15:46:01

#Memes #Humor #AñoNuevo

Una viñeta del cómic de Tintín. Muestra al Capitán Haddock, con barba y pelo oscuro desordenado, sentado en lo que parece una mesa o barra. Tiene una expresión de cansancio o exasperación. Sobre él, una burbuja de diálogo dice: "¡Qué año, eh!". A su izquierda, Tintín, con su característico tupé rubio y mejillas sonrojadas, le mira fijamente. De su boca sale otra burbuja de diálogo que responde: "Capitán, es solo 2 de enero". A la derecha del Capitán, Milú, el perro blanco, se asoma a un vaso co…
@Treppenwitz@sfba.social
2026-01-05 16:51:49

Get this man a podcast #humor #coffee

Coffee Breaks
This is, fortunately, not an essay about jokes like “Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee.” There’s more interesting history I want to talk about, and besides, the coffee break is today so banal an event that the joke has become how painfully banal it is.

@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-30 10:16:11

Want to break a laugh before lunch? Hi how high are you? #satire #humor
youtu.be/2PLC_cBJwk4?si=-Qwl-2

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2026-02-09 12:20:55

🎵I'm makin' a man, with blonde hair and a tan...🎵
#humor

A parody of the creation of Adam painting from the Sistine Chapel: God and his angels are replaced with Dr. Frank-N-Furter, Riff-Raff, Magenta, and Columbia, while Adam has been replaced with Rocky.
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-01-06 03:38:48

Merry Christmas to me.
#dogma #amazonwomenonthemoon #humor

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2026-02-07 23:35:34

#humor #StarTrek #NextGeneration

DOCTORED PHOTO: A Starbuck's coffee paper cup with an altered logo which appears to use the Klingon alphabet. Written on the cup in various places: "Worf" "Son of Mogh, House of Matok" "Son of Sergei" "House of Rozhenko" "Bane of the Duras Family" "Slayer of Gowron"
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-02-02 16:17:40

Wait for it... waaaiit for it... 😜
#humor #lol

@erk709@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-14 02:02:03

It's easy to stumble and fall if everything is swept under the rug...
#humor
talkwards.com/2026/02/14/stumb

Stumble and fall
It’s easy to stumble and fall if everything is swept under the rug…

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-12-03 04:11:15

When David Hulse came to the plate and chose violence 😂
#baseball #humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-02-02 20:35:22

Dude lost his kid & panics.
Anyone that screams, "OMG THIS IS STAGED" does not have kids. It's called parental fatigue & sh-t like this happens. All. The. Damn. Time. #parenthood #humor #lol

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-05 21:44:55

#Humor #Memes #Meme #Anarchism

A cartoon angel with wings and a military-style cap floats against a bright blue background, holding a red "A" symbol inside a circle. Below the angel is a disembodied head resembling a well-known public figure.
@carloshr@lile.cl
2025-11-25 22:50:45

A propósito del apoyo de Frei a Kast.
Créditos para #Malaimagen
🔗 #Humor

Caricatura política en blanco y negro que muestra a dos hombres con traje, estrechándose la mano. El hombre de la izquierda, con un rostro visiblemente entristecido y ojos entrecerrados, tiene un globo de diálogo que dice: "YO NUNCA ME EQUIVOCO EN QUIÉN CONFÍO". El hombre de la derecha, con una expresión sonriente y más jovial, sostiene la mano del otro y su globo de diálogo dice: "GRACIAS, EXPRESIDENTE. SALUDOS A SU HERMANO". Entre las manos entrelazadas, aparece una pequeña burbuja de pensami…
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-01-31 16:40:05

True story: Wife asked me what I was laughing uncontrollably at & I turned off my phone quietly.
#humor #funny

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-11-28 16:21:55

omfg 🤣
#humor #funny
From: @…

Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969@universeodon.com)
Attached: 1 image that’s nice, seafood is expensive

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-01-01 20:41:52

I knew it.
✅ Australia Admits All Those Animals Made Up - The Onion
#humor

Australia Admits All Those Animals Made Up
SYDNEY—Saying the ruse began as a harmless prank about the continent’s mammals having pouches, Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese admitted Tuesday that all those animals like wallabies, numbats, quokkas, and bandicoots were completely made up. “We just assumed everyone would have caught on by now, because these creatures are clearly imaginary,” said Albanese, adding that […]

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-01-30 06:03:59

#lol #humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-11-28 06:52:35

Dogs are an infinite source of entertainment. 😂
#dogs #humor #funny

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-02 20:20:14

Linus Torvalds is based, man runs Fedora like a chad.
#Linux #Memes #Humor #Fedora

A tech-workshop scene with two men pointing at each other like the Spider-Man meme. The man on the left has the Pop_OS Linux logo on his chest with the label “LINUS.” The man on the right has the Fedora logo on his chest, is wearing a blue fedora hat, and is also labeled “LINUS.” The joke is that both men are labeled “LINUS” despite representing different Linux distributions.
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-12-25 20:41:13

Nananananananana... BATCAT!
#humor #cats

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-12-19 02:21:21

How to confuse GenZ (Part 45);
#humor #nerd #genz #genx

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-12-25 19:22:37

Again, I'm ashamed but I LOL'd... 😜
#humor

@carloshr@lile.cl
2026-01-02 14:10:11

Ahora de vuelta al trabajo, ¡Esclavos! 🤭
#Memes #Humor #31Minutos #AñoNuevo

La imagen es un meme que presenta un títere de 31 Minutos con la cabeza redonda y rosada. Tiene ojos saltones con grandes pupilas negras, una pequeña nariz rosada, y una gran barba y bigote negros y tupidos. El títere tiene una expresión entre sorprendida y resignada. El fondo detrás del títere es un patrón de rayos que irradian en tonos beige y amarillo. En la parte superior de la imagen, en letras blancas grandes con borde negro, se lee: "SE ACABÓ EL AÑO". En la parte inferior, también en l…
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-12-25 18:29:38

OMG so dark, I'm ashamed that I LOL'd...
#humor

@erk709@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-27 02:00:08

Boss: The customer's can't get enough of the new AI-powered customer support system!
Programmer: We're trying to solve the problem.
Boss: But why?
Programmer: It's based off of a sex bot...
#humor #ai

Customer Service Success
Boss: It seems the new AI-powered customer service function is a success… people are actually upset when we step in to do some human interaction.Programmer: We know, it’s a problem we&#…

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-02 21:40:39

U.S. imperialism: different branding, same payload.
#Imperialism #USPol #US #Humor

A two-panel political meme showing a military bomber dropping bombs. The top panel is labeled “REPUBLICANS” and shows a plain bomber releasing bombs. The bottom panel is labeled “DEMOCRATS” and shows a similar bomber with a rainbow-striped tail and slogans like “Black Lives Matter” and “Yes We Can,” also dropping bombs, implying a comparison between the two parties using identical imagery.
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-01-25 20:01:00

So... awkward. 😜
#betweentwoferns #humor

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2026-02-07 22:50:07

"Woof! I 💩 a better president every day."
#humor #protest #DC #WashingtonDC

PHOTO: Two protesters on a DC street corner dressed in plastic dalmatian costumes. One holds a sign reading "Honk". The other has a sign reading "Woof! I 💩 a better president every day." In front of them, a dog crouches on their front paws, tail in the air, staring up at them. Fall foliage on the trees behind them.
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-02-11 07:17:36

It’s the Winter Olympics so of course it's time to bring this clip back.
"Oh monsieuuurr"
#skiing #olympics #frenchman

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-11-26 06:28:24

Holy God, my sides hurt. 😂
▶️ Top 5 Most-Watched Live Sketches | Season 50 | Saturday Night Live
#humor

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-30 18:05:01

❤️🖤 Relatable! 🖤❤️
#Anarchism #Humor #AnarchoSyndicalism #Spain

A meme-style photo of a teenage boy sitting in a classroom, staring intensely while wearing a digitally added red-and-black anarchist cap, another student sits beside him. White text at the top reads, When you are an anarcho-syndicalist and haven’t told anyone about the social revolution during the Spanish civil war in 1936 for 5 minutes.
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-02-08 20:18:58

Animal voiceovers keep me sane.
#humor #LOL #dogs #cats

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-02-05 00:53:21

I don't consent. I don't consent! For the love of Poseidon...
#humor #funny #lol #animals

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-02-04 17:34:48

Thanks Fat Putin.
Meanwhile, The Onion remains undefeated.
#theonion #humor #plannedparenthood #trump