@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-06-20 04:48:18
When bro tells you to dance, you better %&$#ing dance.
#humor
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-06-20 04:48:18
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-06-20 16:56:03
@carloshr@lile.cl2026-06-17 22:39:41
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-07-19 16:47:25
Boyfriend's reaction to when his girl, a bridesmaid, catches the bouquet. 🤣
#bridesmaid #bouquettoss #humor
@smurthys@hachyderm.io2026-06-19 13:57:15
@buercher@tooting.ch2026-06-19 16:29:50
Technologieoffenheit und aber keine Gaskraftwerke #humor
@erk709@social.linux.pizza2026-07-18 01:00:56
– The #polygraph isn't good enough. We're going to use the polystyrene instead. We're going to steerene things up around here...
– What does that mean?
– We put them in a circle, spin the polystyrene, and it will tell us who did it...
#humor
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-06-18 07:39:49
Folks, this is why I'm perpetually on mute during your Teams meetings.
#humor
@raysofred@discordian.social2026-06-14 02:18:13
@carloshr@lile.cl2026-05-20 15:04:08
Gentileza de #Malaimagen
#Humor #Política #Chile
@ubuntourist@mastodon.social2026-06-09 19:54:13
@vague@social.linux.pizza2026-07-14 17:56:54
@carloshr@lile.cl2026-05-20 18:24:26
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-06-17 01:46:52
That time at Wimbledon Women's Doubles in 2017 when a spectator ran his mouth a little too much from the stands... then this happened:
#tennis #wimbledon #humor
@larsfosdal@mastodon.social2026-08-03 07:57:16
Inventions that never made it past the idea stage:
The Ridiculizer - takes small to medium problems and ridiculize them into near non-existent and somewhat humorous issues.
#sillyness #humor #humour
@ubuntourist@mastodon.social2026-06-09 19:54:13
@smurthys@hachyderm.io2026-06-19 07:42:57
@erk709@social.linux.pizza2026-08-15 01:03:43
@ubuntourist@mastodon.social2026-08-18 11:52:45
Another pressing from O'Rly? Books 😉
Parody as homage.
#OReillyBooks #OrlyBooks #parody #humor
@carloshr@lile.cl2026-06-17 23:01:31
Incivilidades. Créditos para Malaimagen.
#Malaimagen #Kast #Humor #Chile
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-06-13 04:50:25
This 30yo clip still makes me laugh because it's so relatable. Don't we all hate the heat & bugs?
#humor
@ubuntourist@mastodon.social2026-08-18 11:52:45
Another pressing from O'Rly? Books 😉
Parody as homage.
#OReillyBooks #OrlyBooks #parody #humor
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-06-12 03:53:58
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-06-11 06:04:08
@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza2026-07-03 08:54:24
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-06-08 02:00:12
@erk709@social.linux.pizza2026-08-08 01:01:19
He lived his life as if it were a zero-sum game, and at his funeral, everybody agreed his life's contribution was zero-sum.
#humor #gametheory #winwin
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-08-05 22:34:53
"Here's YouTube... do your own research. Oh, and... uh... I'd hurry up." 😂
#vaccinedenial #humor
@v_i_o_l_a@openbiblio.social2026-06-21 11:53:46
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-07-05 13:19:26
Imagine spending hours beating a video game to attain the 100% ending... only to have Jeff Goldblum show up & tell you to go touch grass.
Welcome... to "The Lost World: Jurassic Park".
#videogames #humor
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-07-02 06:26:55
Do you hate roller coasters?
Not as much as these dudes!
#humor #rollercoasters
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-06-02 04:37:05
Yeah, that BMW playing "Move Bitch" in the Express Lane on the 405 is probably me. Apologies in advance.
#humor #LosAngeles
@smurthys@hachyderm.io2026-08-18 01:19:07
@erk709@social.linux.pizza2026-08-01 01:00:53
The bad guys are singing a cappella. Send in the rapper response team!
#humor
http://talkwards.com/2026/08/01/rapper-response-team/
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-07-01 02:41:49
@ubuntourist@mastodon.social2026-06-08 09:54:34
Jesus or Hello Kitty!
#humor #religion #jesus #HelloKitty
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-08-01 04:59:43
Heh... I needed all this funny!
▶️ The West Wing – Funniest Moments – Season 3
#humor
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-06-27 05:01:42
Billy Connolly on "F-ck off".
#humor #comedy #billyconnolly
@raysofred@discordian.social2026-07-27 19:53:41
Short poop I made #ytp #youtubepoop #pragerU #humor
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-06-27 04:43:14
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-05-29 01:37:34
@smurthys@hachyderm.io2026-06-01 10:47:14
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-06-26 23:01:19
@ubuntourist@mastodon.social2026-07-02 19:55:41
@erk709@social.linux.pizza2026-05-23 01:00:12
"Your brain is on fire."
"How could you ever know?"
"From what comes out of it... for sure..."
#humor #idiocracy #BrainOnFire
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-06-20 23:26:15
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-05-20 23:54:45
To me, one of the funniest lines in "Project Hail Mary" was:
"Shields up!"
"There are no shields."
...and no reacter ever says anything, dammit! 😁
#projecthailmary #humor
@smurthys@hachyderm.io2026-08-15 14:20:27
Movie titles generally correspond to the story, the main character, etc., but never thought a title would correspond to runtime. 😁
#brutal #humor #movies #entertainment
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-06-12 02:51:34
Tracy Morgan: "The Statue of Liberty might get pregnant tonight." 😂
#tracymorgan #humor #Knicks #nbafinals
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2026-06-12 02:58:40
So many plot twists... so fast... 🤣
#comedy #plottwist #humor #keyandpeele
@smurthys@hachyderm.io2026-08-16 17:10:08
"I hope this email finds you."
- Mail to someone with "Inbox 80,000".
#hope #email #communication #cliche #humor
@catsalad@infosec.exchange2026-07-24 20:23:57
@smurthys@hachyderm.io2026-08-04 01:39:52
Give a man a fish in his hands and he eats for a day. Leave a man a fish in his pockets and "he stinks" for the rest of his life. 🐟
#saying #adaptation #fish #humor
@smurthys@hachyderm.io2026-07-04 07:33:53
Even James Bond seeks Lord Shreeniwaasa's blessings on Saturdays. 🙇♂️ 😉
Today morning in #Bengaluru. The markings at the top of the altar entrance is common in Shreeniwaasa temple, especially those operated by the "Iyengaar" sect.
(Interesting name on the man's jersey BTW. #iykyk)
#humor #India #Saturday
@smurthys@hachyderm.io2026-06-24 16:28:36
Breaking: The Venezuelan gang *Tren de Agua* vandalized the Reflecting Pool to get back at the USA for kidnapping their president.🪞💧
#TrenDeAgua #ReflectingPool #revenge #humor
@smurthys@hachyderm.io2026-06-22 14:23:18
Breaking: FIFA to award the first ever "Golden Bone Spurs" award to Donald Trump. 🦶
#FIFA #BoneSpurs #awards #humor
@smurthys@hachyderm.io2026-07-21 21:56:11
A "two wheeler" in Germany (and probably elsewhere). Grown ups use these as "training wheels" to teach teenagers what a "loophole" is. 🏍️ 🚗
#Germany #Deutschland #driving #trainingWheels #loophole #car #humor
