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@pavelasamsonov@mastodon.social
2025-12-31 17:59:34

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face?
Horse says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain.
Bartender says, solution is simple. I have a marvelous Amontillado in my cellar—
#humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-01-31 16:40:05

True story: Wife asked me what I was laughing uncontrollably at & I turned off my phone quietly.
#humor #funny

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-01-01 20:41:52

I knew it.
✅ Australia Admits All Those Animals Made Up - The Onion
#humor

Australia Admits All Those Animals Made Up
SYDNEY—Saying the ruse began as a harmless prank about the continent’s mammals having pouches, Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese admitted Tuesday that all those animals like wallabies, numbats, quokkas, and bandicoots were completely made up. “We just assumed everyone would have caught on by now, because these creatures are clearly imaginary,” said Albanese, adding that […]

@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-30 10:16:11

Want to break a laugh before lunch? Hi how high are you? #satire #humor
youtu.be/2PLC_cBJwk4?si=-Qwl-2

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-01-30 06:03:59

#lol #humor

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-30 18:05:01

❤️🖤 Relatable! 🖤❤️
#Anarchism #Humor #AnarchoSyndicalism #Spain

A meme-style photo of a teenage boy sitting in a classroom, staring intensely while wearing a digitally added red-and-black anarchist cap, another student sits beside him. White text at the top reads, When you are an anarcho-syndicalist and haven’t told anyone about the social revolution during the Spanish civil war in 1936 for 5 minutes.
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-11-28 16:21:55

omfg 🤣
#humor #funny
From: @…

Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969@universeodon.com)
Attached: 1 image that’s nice, seafood is expensive

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2026-01-20 13:54:44

#humor #political

Old "Norman Rockwell" style painting of a mid-1900s elementary school classroom. The teacher at the front says "Hello everyone! Are there any classes you are struggling with?" One student replies "The Bourgeois," to which another says "WTF Karl".
@carloshr@lile.cl
2025-11-25 22:50:45

A propósito del apoyo de Frei a Kast.
Créditos para #Malaimagen
🔗 #Humor

Caricatura política en blanco y negro que muestra a dos hombres con traje, estrechándose la mano. El hombre de la izquierda, con un rostro visiblemente entristecido y ojos entrecerrados, tiene un globo de diálogo que dice: "YO NUNCA ME EQUIVOCO EN QUIÉN CONFÍO". El hombre de la derecha, con una expresión sonriente y más jovial, sostiene la mano del otro y su globo de diálogo dice: "GRACIAS, EXPRESIDENTE. SALUDOS A SU HERMANO". Entre las manos entrelazadas, aparece una pequeña burbuja de pensami…
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-11-28 06:52:35

Dogs are an infinite source of entertainment. 😂
#dogs #humor #funny

@erk709@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-27 02:00:08

Boss: The customer's can't get enough of the new AI-powered customer support system!
Programmer: We're trying to solve the problem.
Boss: But why?
Programmer: It's based off of a sex bot...
#humor #ai

Customer Service Success
Boss: It seems the new AI-powered customer service function is a success… people are actually upset when we step in to do some human interaction.Programmer: We know, it’s a problem we&#…

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-17 18:43:40

Apparently, in the U.S., communism is more dangerous than anarchism. Guess free healthcare scares them more than Molotov cocktails.
/s
#Satire #Humor #US

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-11-26 06:28:24

Holy God, my sides hurt. 😂
▶️ Top 5 Most-Watched Live Sketches | Season 50 | Saturday Night Live
#humor

@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-15 12:54:48

Äntligen har jag hittat en ny IPA! Vågade dock inte testa den på arbetstid #humor

Bild på en flaska med ytdesinfektion på etiketten står det ipa
@adrianco@mastodon.social
2025-11-06 06:15:16

A new song from #Psychostick in the style of #Tool about all the sugar loaded eating that we are about to endure. As ever, nicely done, and they’ve re-recorded all their other Christmas songs into an album as well. Enjoy!

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-12-25 20:41:13

Nananananananana... BATCAT!
#humor #cats

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-12-25 19:22:37

Again, I'm ashamed but I LOL'd... 😜
#humor

@carloshr@lile.cl
2026-01-02 15:46:01

#Memes #Humor #AñoNuevo

Una viñeta del cómic de Tintín. Muestra al Capitán Haddock, con barba y pelo oscuro desordenado, sentado en lo que parece una mesa o barra. Tiene una expresión de cansancio o exasperación. Sobre él, una burbuja de diálogo dice: "¡Qué año, eh!". A su izquierda, Tintín, con su característico tupé rubio y mejillas sonrojadas, le mira fijamente. De su boca sale otra burbuja de diálogo que responde: "Capitán, es solo 2 de enero". A la derecha del Capitán, Milú, el perro blanco, se asoma a un vaso co…
@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-13 21:08:40

Weekends After 30 Be Like
#Wojak #Humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-12-25 18:29:38

OMG so dark, I'm ashamed that I LOL'd...
#humor

@Treppenwitz@sfba.social
2026-01-05 16:51:49

Get this man a podcast #humor #coffee

Coffee Breaks
This is, fortunately, not an essay about jokes like “Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee.” There’s more interesting history I want to talk about, and besides, the coffee break is today so banal an event that the joke has become how painfully banal it is.

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-01-25 20:01:00

So... awkward. 😜
#betweentwoferns #humor

@erk709@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-24 02:10:04

"Does he really believe those strange and bizarre things?"
"He has a rumor-based reality perception... so, yeah..."
#reality #realitycheck #humor

Rumor-based reality perception
“Does he really believe those strange and bizarre things?””He has a rumor-based reality perception… so, yeah…”

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-11-24 08:17:49

I woulda gone straight to frickin' commercial. The morning show was way off the rails at this point. 😁
#comedy #humor

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-12 20:15:24

You do not vote syndicalist, you organize syndicalist, so treating it like an election choice in Kaiserreich is fundamentally silly.
Because of that, I’m buying myself Hearts of Iron IV just to install Kaiserreich and laugh at it.
Image is probably AI-generated; I grabbed it from DuckDuckGo and genuinely do not care.
#Humor

Black-and-white historical photograph of a large urban building completely covered in political banners and murals promoting syndicalism, including slogans like Unite against upper class oppression and imperialism, vote syndicalist, and list 3, with workers depicted raising flags and crowds of pedestrians walking past on the street below, suggesting an election campaign staged in a strongly working-class, revolutionary aesthetic.
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-11-22 19:54:42

So, like... when are you hiring?
#humor #jobs #hiring

@erk709@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-20 02:01:14

Why is Trump signing his orders with a Sharpie?
Because they felt the crayon wasn't presidential enough...
#Trump #humor #politics

Executive Crayon
Why is Trump signing his orders with a Sharpie?Because they felt the crayon wasn’t presidential enough…

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-01-14 03:48:40

This will never not be funny. Dude almost got hulksmashed for reals. 🤣
#pranks #humor #funny

@erk709@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-15 02:00:10

Beware of the Sol-3 hallucinators. It is hard to tell when they don't hallucinate.
#humor #aliens
talkwards.c…

Hallucinators
Alien overlord: So, about this…?Assistant: Helios… or Sol. It has many names.Overlord: Right, was it the fifth planet?Assistant: The third.Overlord: Ok. And they’re called halluci…

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-11-05 22:31:53

I would buy these just to leave on my porch for package thieves.
#humor

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-18 16:07:28

:bisexual_pride: :bisexual_pride: :bisexual_pride:
#USPol #Meme #Memes #Humor

A screenshot of two social media posts. The top post shows a user reacting to another account that laments people burning red political hats associated with the Make America Great Again slogan. Four images below that text show different views of these red hats on fire, some on pavement at night and one being held under a flame. The bottom post contains a reaction meme using a scene from a TV comedy where a blonde woman at a study table looks incredulous while someone in the background watches. …
@carloshr@lile.cl
2025-11-06 00:40:11

#Morrissey #Memes #Humor #RobadoDeInstagram
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Una ilustración con un fondo verde oscuro. En la parte superior, texto rosa dice: "ESTOY MÁS CANSADO Que Morrissey De Tour". Debajo, un conejo de dibujos animados de color blanco yace de espaldas, con una expresión de agotamiento extremo. Sus ojos son pequeñas líneas que sugieren que están cerrados, y tiene dos dientes frontales sobresaliendo. Viste un traje de chaqueta de color verde grisáceo con dos botones, y sus manos están sobre su abdomen, como si estuviera completamente rendido. El fondo…
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-01-06 03:38:48

Merry Christmas to me.
#dogma #amazonwomenonthemoon #humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-12-03 04:11:15

When David Hulse came to the plate and chose violence 😂
#baseball #humor

@erk709@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-08 02:08:20

Judging from certain comments from certain citizens of the #US, one might start wondering if this is how Americans view the rest of the world.
#humor #politics

American World View?
Judging from certain comments from certain citizens of the US, one might start wondering if this is how they think:

@carloshr@lile.cl
2026-01-02 14:10:11

Ahora de vuelta al trabajo, ¡Esclavos! 🤭
#Memes #Humor #31Minutos #AñoNuevo

La imagen es un meme que presenta un títere de 31 Minutos con la cabeza redonda y rosada. Tiene ojos saltones con grandes pupilas negras, una pequeña nariz rosada, y una gran barba y bigote negros y tupidos. El títere tiene una expresión entre sorprendida y resignada. El fondo detrás del títere es un patrón de rayos que irradian en tonos beige y amarillo. En la parte superior de la imagen, en letras blancas grandes con borde negro, se lee: "SE ACABÓ EL AÑO". En la parte inferior, también en l…
@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-05 21:44:55

#Humor #Memes #Meme #Anarchism

A cartoon angel with wings and a military-style cap floats against a bright blue background, holding a red "A" symbol inside a circle. Below the angel is a disembodied head resembling a well-known public figure.
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-11-11 04:57:03

For those of you upset like me & need a political laugh...
▶️ The West Wing - Best Funny Moments Compilation - Part 1
youtube.com/watch?v=XZQPJmPqej

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-02 20:20:14

Linus Torvalds is based, man runs Fedora like a chad.
#Linux #Memes #Humor #Fedora

A tech-workshop scene with two men pointing at each other like the Spider-Man meme. The man on the left has the Pop_OS Linux logo on his chest with the label “LINUS.” The man on the right has the Fedora logo on his chest, is wearing a blue fedora hat, and is also labeled “LINUS.” The joke is that both men are labeled “LINUS” despite representing different Linux distributions.
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-12-19 02:21:21

How to confuse GenZ (Part 45);
#humor #nerd #genz #genx

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-02 21:40:39

U.S. imperialism: different branding, same payload.
#Imperialism #USPol #US #Humor

A two-panel political meme showing a military bomber dropping bombs. The top panel is labeled “REPUBLICANS” and shows a plain bomber releasing bombs. The bottom panel is labeled “DEMOCRATS” and shows a similar bomber with a rainbow-striped tail and slogans like “Black Lives Matter” and “Yes We Can,” also dropping bombs, implying a comparison between the two parties using identical imagery.
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-11-02 03:54:46

This explains so much about Melania.
#SouthPark #Trump #humor #Melania