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@jom@social.kontrollapparat.de
2026-08-07 09:14:34

Boosts willkommen: Ein Kleinunternehmen sucht IT Betreuung.
Setup: 1 Server, 6 PCs/Laptops, Windows und Linux gemischt, Fernzugriff, Benutzer und Berechtigungen, ERP, Backup.
Gesucht ist kein Großanbieter, sondern ein kleines Team mit persönlicher Betreuung. Vor Ort im Raum Nürnberg wäre ideal.
Kennt jemand jemanden? Gerne per DM.
#IT

@stargazer@woof.tech
2026-08-07 17:26:52

Ситуація наступна
(оригінал усуспільнено з коміксу "4 пари")
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English version included
#IT #AI #kek

A three-panel black and white comic strip with the title "'VIBE'" and the header "PROGRAMMING IS EASY". In the first panel, a bulky guy says to the other, "EH, THAT WAS A BREESE, CHATGPT DID IT FOR ME IN A SINGLE EVENING." In the second panel, a girl responds, "CLAUDE DID MINE DURING THE NIGHT", and a guy with spiky hair adds, "COPILOT FINISHED MINE TWO HOURS BEFORE THE DEADLINE." An older character in a suit shows from the door to the right and points at all three while saying, "AND QA REPORTS…
@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza
2026-09-23 14:33:49

Re-used from a discord group #funny #humor #it

A humorous meme featuring a character with long hair, raising hands in surrender. The top caption reads, "Don't shoot! IT department!" Below, the character asks, "Can you fix my printer?" and finally, the caption changes to "Shoot me
@Dragofix@mastodontti.fi
2026-08-30 12:29:13

Lantapoikkeus vesittää Itämeren suojeluaikeet #Itämeri #ympäristö

Lukijoilta | Lantapoikkeus vesittää Itämeren suojeluaikeet
Itämeri on niin ainutlaatuinen ja herkkä meri, ettei meillä ole varaa antaa lantapoikkeuksen jatkua, toteaa mielipidekirjoittaja.

@veit@mastodon.social
2026-08-17 18:09:24

Consistent irresponsibility: in May 2024, OpenAI disbanded its Superalignment team and subsequently its AGI Readiness team as well. Now it is the turn of the Preparedness team. Other senior staff from the security and ethics departments have also left the company.
#OpenAI #ITSecurity

@digitalnaiv@mastodon.social
2026-09-08 07:51:03

Zweimal im Innenausschuss gewarnt, zweimal offenbar geflissentlich überhört: Jetzt liegen 1,44 Millionen Berliner Verwaltungsdateien im Darknet. IT-Experte Manuel Atug hätte sein Recht ehrlich gesagt lieber früher als jetzt bekommen. Laut dpa sieht das BSI die Wahl am 20.9. schon als nächstes Risiko.
#ITSicherheit #KritischeInfrastruktur #Berlin handelsblatt.com/politik/deuts

@stargazer@woof.tech
2026-08-28 16:36:05

Якщо type definition каже, що експорт є, а рантайм кидає в помилку
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The requested module 'jsonwebtoken' does not provide an export named 'JsonWebTokenError'
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...не довіряй definition.
Lesson learned.
Everybody lies. Навіть такі базові NPM-пакети, як jsonwebtoken.
#IT #programming

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-10-04 06:49:53

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #SonicReducer
It's Casual:
🎵 Impound
#ItsCasual
open.spotify.com/track/2fbKofe

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-08-28 22:00:03

Sam Reid did it again. A beautiful, soulful video about travelling around Italy.
And humorously eating Little Caesar's in Rome.
▶️ I Flew to Italy to Eat Little Caesars Pizza - Studio Revue
#samreid #studiorevue #italy

@UP8@mastodon.social
2026-08-27 02:11:39

𝐼𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑈𝑟𝑏𝑎𝑛 𝑊𝑖𝑙𝑑𝑙𝑖𝑓𝑒 𝑑𝑒𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡: A bun I saw in a tiny public park in Collegetown
#photo #photography #ithaca #bunny

A bunny seems to be making eye contact with me sideways with it's two ears pointing up and looking alert
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-08-31 23:07:08

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #DriveTime
It’s Immaterial:
🎵 Driving Away From Home (I Mean After All It's Only 'Dead Man's Curve')
#ItsImmaterial
12from80s.bandcamp.com/track/d
open.spotify.com/track/2oDxd2t

@stargazer@woof.tech
2026-08-18 12:00:43

Вибирайте свою ЦА.
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Pick your target audience wisely.
#IT #programming #kek #meme

A screenshot of a tweet from Mappers [@]CarolMaps, dated Jan 12, featuring the text "IMPORTANT". The main image is a photograph of an open book page being held by a thumb, containing various printed instructions. A red hand-drawn circle surrounds the sentence: "You may fascinate a woman by showing her your git branches." A green arrow points from this circled text toward a dark graphical element labeled "GRAPH" containing orange and blue interconnected nodes.