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@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-05-26 05:11:33

By copy of this POST, I am asking my Representatives to begin, and successfully complete, the process of recording an F- for Emperor Donnie. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
#iykyk
#shame #pipedream #grandeur

@LillyHerself@Mastodon.social
2026-04-16 17:15:00

Butterfly site currently #IYKYK

THE FAMOUS FAIL WHALE
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-06-06 22:11:22

RETVRN (to Waterdeep) #iykyk

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-06-12 02:46:54

I'm that guy on at the hotel self-service kiosk everywhere EXCEPT Vegas.
#Vegas #IYKYK

@samerfarha@mastodon.social
2026-04-12 15:37:16

Today is ice cream making day. On tap: roasted strawberry; roasted cherry; Tyrkisk peber (Valdís clone, #iykyk); chocolate tahini sorbet; and there will be enough base for one more flavor, thinking vanilla bean salted brownie?
🧵
#icecream

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-05-24 13:59:24

Never before have people in Bengal and Punjab prayed this hard for Mumbai. 🏏
#iykyk
#IPL #Cricket #KKR #PBKS #MI #RR

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-03-28 14:25:01

This is such a nedry hobby!
#MARCHintosh #IYKYK

@pixelpusher220@dmv.community
2026-06-18 01:39:27

www [dot] whitehouse [dot] com
#IYKYK
#YDWTK (you don't want to know)
#UntrustworthyWebsitesATVShow
#HashtagGames

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-04-15 07:18:35

Season OVER for Kolkata? 🤔 🏏
I think it's the "Curse of the Fizz". #iykyk
cricbuzz.com/cricket-videos/17
#Cricket #IPLT20 #IPL #KKR

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-06-11 10:51:47

Related: "wipraja" is a man born to a wipra. That word is sometimes used as a name, often spelled "Wipraj" because English.
It grinds my gears when people pronounce that name "Wip Raj" meaning the king of wips, which is Brahma, the ancestor of all wise men; thereby reversing the role meant by the name wipraja. 😒
(IPL commentators take note. #iykyk)
#peeve #names #pronunciation #Sanskrit

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-06-02 19:53:42

Sprinkles. And they don't even check/care if you're a winner. 😲🍦
#iykyk
#Austria #sprinkles #marketing #joke

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-04-28 07:46:07

“Trust, fidelity and respect are non-negotiable for me in a relationship, and when those values are compromised, there’s no real path forward”
- Megan Thee Stallion
She is principled, except about a serial cheat and womanizer who gives her a "free Gold card". #iykyk
#breakup #Megan #news #sarcasm

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-06-03 19:55:45

Changing room. Not the most private but it'll do in a hurry. 🦸‍♂️
#iykyk #phoneBooth #booth #Austria #photography #amateur #travel