Tootfinder

I'm that guy on at the hotel self-service kiosk everywhere EXCEPT Vegas.
#Vegas #IYKYK

I seem to recall a movie with Bill Murray doing a Suntory commercial. Lost in Translation? Sofia Coppola? I needed a margarita since I didn’t get one on the 5th #iykyk

RETVRN (to Waterdeep) #iykyk

I have gotten a sense that people don’t much understand what’s involved in “Spam Filtering” writ large…
Most of the reduction in spam between a blind acceptance of everything and the almost spam-free Inboxes many people enjoy is simply a matter of strictly enforcing a SMTP requirement and imposing an edge condition to test compliance. #IYKYK

Dunno how your week is going but I’m listening to this actual song.
#IYKYK #SitcomTheme #80s

As Long as We Got Each Other (with Dusty Springfield) [Theme from 'Growing Pains'] (feat. Dusty Springfield)
B.J. Thomas

Let's make August 24 an official holiday.
#history #iykyk

Related: "wipraja" is a man born to a wipra. That word is sometimes used as a name, often spelled "Wipraj" because English.
It grinds my gears when people pronounce that name "Wip Raj" meaning the king of wips, which is Brahma, the ancestor of all wise men; thereby reversing the role meant by the name wipraja. 😒
(IPL commentators take note. #iykyk)
#peeve #names #pronunciation #Sanskrit

I hate coming up with an idea for a Gay Halloween costume in April. Because wdym you’re Land Leopard who Let Himself Go???
#iykyk #DeepCut

www [dot] whitehouse [dot] com
#IYKYK
#YDWTK (you don't want to know)
#UntrustworthyWebsitesATVShow
#HashtagGames

Sprinkles. And they don't even check/care if you're a winner. 😲🍦
#iykyk
#Austria #sprinkles #marketing #joke

Changing room. Not the most private but it'll do in a hurry. 🦸‍♂️
#iykyk #phoneBooth #booth #Austria #photography #amateur #travel

By copy of this POST, I am asking my Representatives to begin, and successfully complete, the process of recording an F- for Emperor Donnie. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
#iykyk
#shame #pipedream #grandeur

"Anything more than a handful and you're risking a sprained tongue"
#WeirdScience
#IYKYK
#SciFiRules
#HashTagGames

“Trust, fidelity and respect are non-negotiable for me in a relationship, and when those values are compromised, there’s no real path forward”
- Megan Thee Stallion
She is principled, except about a serial cheat and womanizer who gives her a "free Gold card". #iykyk
#breakup #Megan #news #sarcasm

Never before have people in Bengal and Punjab prayed this hard for Mumbai. 🏏
#iykyk
#IPL #Cricket #KKR #PBKS #MI #RR

Even James Bond seeks Lord Shreeniwaasa's blessings on Saturdays. 🙇‍♂️ 😉
Today morning in #Bengaluru. The markings at the top of the altar entrance is common in Shreeniwaasa temple, especially those operated by the "Iyengaar" sect.
(Interesting name on the man's jersey BTW. #iykyk)
#humor #India #Saturday