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@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-05-19 04:22:28

#infosec #cisa #oopsie

@Xavier@infosec.exchange
2026-05-13 12:38:47

"Root Cause:
A dog named Kubernetes ate a YubiKey."
This a fun read.
"The legitimate maintainer has won €2.3 million in the EuroMillions and is researching goat farming in Portugal."
#infosec #incident

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2026-06-16 18:49:53

No, really, creating a login role account so multiple people can have access to support a system is very bad.
— How I make developers look at me incredulously.
#InfoSec #Sysadminnery

@adulau@infosec.exchange
2026-03-22 15:23:16

Before submitting one or more talks to @… 2026, I wrote a blog post based on my 2024 presentation: Bring Back RSS for Operational Security.
#rss #infosec

@unixorn@hachyderm.io
2026-04-13 02:18:23

Every time I update my United credentials I get irritated by their #infosec incompetence.
The security questions require you to pick answers only from a dropdown menu. It barely even qualifies as checkbox security.
What other incompetence is hiding behind the scenes?

@floheinstein@chaos.social
2026-04-09 04:23:58

What wakes better in the morning than an ice cold shower or freshly brewed coffee ☕ / mate 🧉 ?
2390 unread messages in the inbox, all sent by someone called "Cron Daemon" 👹
#infosec #sysadmin

Cron Daemon: 2391 Element(e), 2390 ungelesen
then four lines of "Cron Daemon" "[EXTERN] Cron" and a blacked out identifier
@whophd@ioc.exchange
2026-04-11 21:46:27

#infosec

@unixorn@hachyderm.io
2026-05-03 00:28:57

#infosec #ai #sre

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2026-05-01 12:45:12

I’ve had 3 requests from *different* supposed market survey entities who each claim to be working on behalf of an #InfoSec vendor seeking customer feedback.
They all got an explicit “FUCK OFF” response from me, and had their mail sent through our spam-learning gadgetry.
I’m not naming the vendor intentionally. Many people may recognize them as a spin-off from a very damaged brand. But …

@floheinstein@chaos.social
2026-04-22 04:48:12

Have you ever tried to dictate someone a private IPv4 address in French 🇫🇷 ?
I'm now pretty certain that whoever said "Let's use 192.168... subnets for this" did that to annoy - or as a gigantic prank. And I salute you for it.
Hundred four twenty twelve, hundred sixty eight...
#infosec #sysadmin

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2026-06-01 18:26:37

I’ve said it before and I will likely say it again:
If you value your secrets, you don’t use a 3rd-party "cloud" password manager.
Go ahead, keep doing it, but understand that you will be subject to other people's failures. Which WILL occur.
#InfoSec @…

@frankel@mastodon.top
2026-05-22 09:19:24

Project Glasswing: what Mythos showed us
#cloudflare

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-04-05 02:41:38

Mikko Hyppönen is going after drones.
#InfoSec #Finland #drone #Ukraine

@floheinstein@chaos.social
2026-05-06 03:03:49

Looks like the problem is fixed and .de-Domains are coming back
#DNSSEC #denic #infosec #DNS

3 part meme with pictures from Indiana Jones and the last crusade
Top bar: Indiana Jones throwing a Nazi officer out of the Zeppelin. Indi is labelled DNS Server, the Nazi officer is labelled .de-domains
Center bar: Nazi officer falling into a pile of luggage, all labelled NXDOMAIN
Bottom bar: Indiana pointing out of the window where he just threw the officer out. He says RRSIG with malformed signature found for de/soa