Tootfinder

1) I connect the IoT device to the VLAN1 network.
2) I apply rules in pfsense to the VLAN1 network to restrict Internet access.
3) The IoT device stops working.
- Hmmm...
#InternetOfShit

I'm going to go ahead and say it. Nobody needs a $599 camera that takes a picture of their poo.
"Home goods company Kohler recently unveiled a new device called the Dekoda — a $599 camera that can be attached to your toilet bowl and take pictures of what’s inside"
#InternetOfShit

It's sad that every time you buy a new TV or fridge these days, you have to make sure beforehand that it doesn't include AI and that it doesn't have to be connected to the Internet to function.
And the saddest part: if you ask the salesperson, they have no idea because you're the first person to ask these questions!
#internetofshit