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@cdarwin@c.im
2025-11-04 17:00:02

It sounds like the judge is allowing in a fair amount here that isn't strictly relevant but hammers home both the absurdity and the political context.
#sandwichgate
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Dave Jamieson (@jamieson.bsky.social)
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest. The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says. "I could smell the onions and mustard."

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2025-11-04 18:36:55

I don't appreciate the people who mock this poor man. Every year there are countless mass sandwichings in schools throughout the country, and we tolerate it because we, as a society, have lost our way. Kids and teachers huddled in their classrooms as mustard and onions fly through the air. WHERE'S YOUR HUMANITY, PEOPLE??

‪Dave Jamieson‬ ‪@jamieson.bsky.social‬ Big day at U.S. District Court in D.C. where Sean Dunn, the D.C. Sandwich Guy, is on trial for misdemeanor assault of a federal officer. Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore is on the stand narrating surveillance video of the sammie toss. 'Now he’s struck me with the sandwich,' Lairmore says. Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest. The sandwich cam…
‪Dave Jamieson‬ ‪@jamieson.bsky.social‬ The defense team presses Lairmore on whether the sandwich really 'exploded.' They return to the photo of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground. "That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks. "It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies. Lairmore testifies that other agents gave him a plush sandwich toy, which he placed on the shelf in his office, and a patch that said "Felony Footlong," whic…
@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2025-11-05 23:23:36

Raiders' Lonnie Johnson Jr. set to make season debut Thursday at Denver foxsports.com/articles/nfl/rai

Raiders' Lonnie Johnson Jr. set to make season debut Thursday at Denver
Las Vegas Raiders safety Lonnie Johnson Jr. is set to make his season debut Thursday night at Denver

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2025-10-04 17:02:00

Mike Johnson Snaps When Shutdown Comments Thrown Back in His Face (Edith Olmsted/New Republic)
newrepublic.com/post/201349/mi
memeorandum.com/251004/p42#a25

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2025-11-04 16:03:58

“Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and ‘kind of exploded’ on his chest upon impact, he says.
‘I could smell the onions and mustard.’”
bsky.app/profile/jamieson.bsky

@servelan@newsie.social
2025-10-04 23:28:53

Johnson cancels more House votes in escalation of shutdown strategy
axios.com/2025/10/03/mike-john

@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2025-11-05 21:40:50

Raiders S Lonnie Johnson Jr will come off injured reserve vs Broncos raiderswire.usatoday.com/story

Raiders S Lonnie Johnson Jr will come off injured reserve vs Broncos
The Raiders will finally get back Lonnie Johnson Thursday night as he will come off injured reserve and play vs the Broncos.

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2025-09-04 17:05:54

Jeffrey Epstein discharge petition will fail, Mike Johnson predicts (Politico)
politico.com/live-updates/2025
memeorandum.com/250904/p70#a25

@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2025-09-05 18:12:23

Jackson Powers-Johnson Sends Strong Message on Position Change Entering 2025 Season heavy.com/sports/nfl/las-vegas]

Jackson Powers-Johnson Sends Strong Message on Position Change Entering 2025 Season
Jackson Powers-Johnson is moving to right guard for the Raiders in 2025, and he made his thoughts very clear on the move recently.

@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2025-11-05 23:23:36

Pete Carroll on facing Broncos, Lonnie Johnson Jr.'s return raiders.com/video/pete-carroll

Pete Carroll on facing Broncos, Lonnie Johnson Jr.'s return
Head Coach Pete Carroll on injury updates and final prep for the Broncos.