This took just a smidge longer than the Rust solve, but still not too horrible coming in at around 1.5 to 2 seconds. Getting all of the potential coordinate combinations along with their distances sorted made everything so much easier.
Solution: https://git.jamesthebard.net/jwe…
For all you old hippies hangin out down here, here’s #JamesTaylor with his, “You can close your eyes”, with his son, Henry. On the #LateShow the other night. He’s released at least one album in each of the last 6 decades, and another one’s coming soon.
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