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@pdmckone@mstdn.ca
2025-12-21 17:14:01

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I don't buy a lot at Christmas
We don't need Black Friday merch
I don't think that we're religious
We don't even go to church.
All I see is people fighting
When they should be candle-lighting
Make the battles cease
All I want for Christmas, is Peace.
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@pdmckone@mstdn.ca
2025-12-20 15:18:09

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I don't post a lot at Christmas
There is just one thing I do
Parody Mariah Carey
Hoping that she doesn't sue.
I just want a little fun
Bring some joy to everyone
Make my wish come true.
Add another stanza, or two.
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@pdmckone@mstdn.ca
2025-12-20 15:33:13

I don't care too much for Christmas
Guess you'd say I'm like the Grinch
People call me Ebenezer
'Cause I like to penny-pinch.
I just want to mutter "humbug"
No more Cratchit, Tiny Tim
But those Christmas Ghosts
Overnight made me care for him.
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