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@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-10-18 23:32:28

Boosts? In this economy?
#socialMedia #meme #joke

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-10-21 00:06:15

I wonder if the Schrödinger's cat knows what actually goes on. 🐈🤔
#quantum #cats #technology #physics #question #joke

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-12-14 14:22:41

All completed furniture assembly is easy after the fact.
- An ancient Swedish proverb. 🌈
#proverb #saying #Sweden #furniture #truth #wisdom #joke

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-12-04 10:20:22

"Struggling to stay awake in a meeting? Here’s what to do"
Someone needs to send this link to the White House. 😁
#sleep #meetings #health #joke

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-12-10 21:01:20

You can take the man out of his BMW but you can't take the BMW (privilege) out of the man.
- An old German saying.
#saying #proverb #joke #parking #privilege #Germany #Deutschland

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-10-06 16:26:06

This famous exchange in Bond movies.
Bar tender: Would you like some content?
Bond: Video. Standard and not High Def.
#Prime #AmazonPrime #Bond #movies #joke #quotes