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@outer@mas.to
2026-07-11 23:10:01

July 10, 2026
SWAMI SEZ

Don't get even -- get odd.
When we get how uniquely odd each of us is, we will lose all interest in trying to get even.

-- Swami Beyondananda
#Comic #Joke #Wordplay

Cartoon character named Swami Beyondananda, laughing uproariously as he throws his arms in the air.
@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-06-12 20:46:15

RE: #joke #hardship #challenge

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-06-04 14:02:56

Wow. Pumpkins 🎃 are related to pumps ⛽? How? 😵
[kins to]
#absurd #English #joke #wordplay

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-06-09 07:04:37

Victor "Wemby" Wembanyama was genetically engineered by Big Basketball. #fact
#NBA #spurs #Wemby #joke

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-06-07 15:57:20

Is it even a documentary, if Ken Burns did not make it? 🤔 🎥
(legit question even without the second clause)
#misnomer #marketing #documentary #cpp #cPlusPlus #sarcasm #joke