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@outer@mas.to
2025-08-12 13:09:48

Too good. I had to re-repost. (And I'll keep reminding myself--it's just a #JOKE.)

Panels one and two:
Two white mice make their way through a maze.

Panel three:
Having completed the maze, the two mice are rewarded with some fruit. Two scientists watch them. One says:
“Poor little things: all that thought and effort just to earn themselves a little treat.”

The second scientist looks at a clock and says: “Coffee time!”

Panels four and five:
The two scientists make their way through a maze of corridors to a door marked “Canteen”

@outer@mas.to
2025-07-12 22:41:02

“Truth lives in your heart;
beliefs lie in your head.”
-- Swami Beyondananda
The swami is right sometimes.
#Humor #Joke #Wisdom

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-06-14 16:37:43

Promises are a JavaScript programmer's way of saying "I promise you this code is complicated." 🤓
#technology #JavaScript #programming #nerd #joke #nerdJoke

@outer@mas.to
2025-08-09 14:36:29

Why did the chicken first carry Pavlov's pigeon box across the burning bridge?
To get to the Skinnier hippopotamus on the other two sides.
#Joke ? or #Dare

@jae@mastodon.me.uk
2025-06-22 13:31:35

I’m a trains woman. I vastly prefer trains to flying or driving.
#trans #joke

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-07-03 06:08:52

"The next round of baby oil's on me" -- Diddy, quite probably
#Diddy #Combs #joke

@outer@mas.to
2025-06-02 03:19:03

People!
#Comedy #Joke #GeorgeCarlin

Portrait of comedian George Carlin talking about how strange people are.

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-07-24 18:14:16

With profits falling, Tesla is diversifying. 😀
#joke #Tesla

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-07-04 12:00:00

Close encounter yesterday with Big Foot. Like hardly a meter in front of me. 😲
#BigFoot #photography #amateur #Germany #Deutschland #art #sculpture #joke

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-07-23 13:13:43

T20 − 20 == The Hundred
#iykyk
#sports #Cricket #joke

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-08-02 01:35:34

"Radioactive wasp nest found at site where US once made nuclear bombs"
Origin story of the next Avengers super villain. 🤔
#usa #SouthCarolina #nuclear #news #Avengers #joke #comics

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-06-30 07:32:59

Son of a Beamer? 🤔
#car #BMW #Germany #Deutschland #Schrobenhausen #licensePlate #joke

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-06-20 17:12:39

#History of #pretzel, probably:
1. Let's tie breadstick in a knot and call it pretzel.
2. Let's make pretzels tiny and sell them in bags as snack.
3. Let's enlarge the pretzel snack and sell them in pairs.
(picture taken at an Austrian supermarket)
#speculation #joke #sarcasm #cynicism

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-07-16 14:31:11

Walked "all the way" from #Germany to #Austria. 😉
#travel #Füssen #walking #joke

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-05-23 11:41:20

#CNN: German tourist carrying ancient Roman artifact on e-scooter chased by Italian police
A case of a young British person deprived of practice to become museum curators and such? 🤔
#news #sarcasm #joke #Rome #Italy #museum #history

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