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me: tungsten dioxide, stop making that face
tungsten dioxide:
#chemistry #joke #humor

Q: Do you have any allergies?
A: Yes, I'm allergic to animal cruelty.
#vegan #veganism #goVegan #joke

Monetize your account in one easy step
#joke

millennial: iykyk
plato: NOT SO FAST
#philosophy #joke

To all of them? 🙀
#silly #joke #SayNoToDrugs #campaign

Meme from a good, wise friend. She just happens to still log into (PTUI) Facebook.
#Joke #Meme #Politics #KittyCat

I'm a reading purist.
If you're listening to an audiobook, you're not really reading.
An e-book? Nah, that's not reading either.
A softcover book? How could that possibly count as reading?
Hardcover? Not reading.
Scrolls of vellum or papyrus? Hardly.
The only REAL reading is off stone tablets.
#joke

"Inside you there are two wolves."
*Two* wolves? In this economy?
#story #meme #economy #joke

There's only one possible rightful owner of this product (name):
#Meta #joke #Metamucil #names

Original headline: Pope Leo first pontiff in decades to carry cross for entire Good Friday service
Corrected headline: Pope Leo first pontiff in decades *fit enough* to carry cross for entire Good Friday service
#sarcasm #joke #pope #GoodFriday #corrections #headlines