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@shoppingtonz@mastodon.social
2025-09-06 22:51:35

So what do you do when your "privacy search engine" gets in bed with Microsoft?
Google, you are now the lesser evil!
Humanity: 🤦‍♂️ 🤦‍♀️ 🤦
#Google #Microsoft #Joke

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-10-06 16:26:06

This famous exchange in Bond movies.
Bar tender: Would you like some content?
Bond: Video. Standard and not High Def.
#Prime #AmazonPrime #Bond #movies #joke #quotes

Too good. I had to re-repost. (And I'll keep reminding myself--it's just a #JOKE.)

Panels one and two: 
Two white mice make their way through a maze.

Panel three:
Having completed the maze, the two mice are rewarded with some fruit. Two scientists watch them. One says:
 “Poor little things: all that thought and effort just to earn themselves a little treat.”
 
The second scientist looks at a clock and says: “Coffee time!”

Panels four and five:
The two scientists make their way through a maze of corridors to a door marked “Canteen”
@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-07-24 18:14:16

With profits falling, Tesla is diversifying. 😀
#joke #Tesla

@shoppingtonz@mastodon.social
2025-08-29 10:39:45

Imagine being on mastodon.social and muting the domain mastodon.social...
seriosly though, might it actually have a use?
#joke #Mastodon #MastodonSocial

“Truth lives in your heart;
beliefs lie in your head.”
-- Swami Beyondananda
The swami is right sometimes.
#Humor #Joke #Wisdom

Why did the chicken first carry Pavlov's pigeon box across the burning bridge?
To get to the Skinnier hippopotamus on the other two sides.
#Joke ? or #Dare

@shoppingtonz@mastodon.social
2025-08-29 05:58:17

The best jokes are when you joke about yourself
#jokes

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-08-02 01:35:34

"Radioactive wasp nest found at site where US once made nuclear bombs"
Origin story of the next Avengers super villain. 🤔
#usa #SouthCarolina #nuclear #news #Avengers #joke #comics

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-08-29 05:32:20

"Denzel Washington doesn’t watch movies anymore"
Denzel finally watched one of the Equalizer sequels? 🤔
#movies #Equalizer #DenzelWashington #joke #sarcasm #truth

@shoppingtonz@mastodon.social
2025-08-08 19:04:51

GIVE ME LIKES FOR NO REASON!
#GiveMeLikes #NoReason #joke

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-07-23 13:13:43

T20 − 20 == The Hundred
#iykyk
#sports #Cricket #joke

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-07-16 14:31:11

Walked "all the way" from #Germany to #Austria. 😉
#travel #Füssen #walking #joke

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-09-09 02:33:02

Bluesky team:
#1: Let's add a new feature
#2: Oh yeah, let me implement Bookmarks
#1: OK, but let's call them Saved Posts
#2: <implements feature with Bookmark icon 🔖>
#Bkuesky #bookmarks #naming #UI #joke