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@outer@mas.to
2026-07-11 23:10:01

July 10, 2026
SWAMI SEZ

Don't get even -- get odd.
When we get how uniquely odd each of us is, we will lose all interest in trying to get even.

-- Swami Beyondananda
#Comic #Joke #Wordplay

Cartoon character named Swami Beyondananda, laughing uproariously as he throws his arms in the air.
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2026-09-14 08:15:17

An ancient #joke for #MythologyMonday's theme fortune-telling:
A man, just back from a trip abroad, went to a fortune-teller. He asked about his family, and the incompetent fortune-teller replied: "Everyone is fine, especially your father." When the man objected that his father had been dead for ten years, the fortune-teller said: "You have no clue who your real father is."
This joke is from the Philogelos, a collection of 265 jokes dated to the 4th or 5th century CE.
eroticmythology.com/ancient-gr