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@pavelasamsonov@mastodon.social
2026-03-24 11:56:38

Monetize your account in one easy step
#joke

Impressionist painting of water lilies, by Claude Monet.
@floheinstein@chaos.social
2026-03-14 14:36:55
Content warning: Wenn du einen Unterwelt-Bewohner unter deinen Ahnen hast, was ist das Waschmittel deiner Wahl?

Faerûn Ultra
wäscht nicht nur sauber sondern Tiefling rein.
#dnd #pune #joke

@janneke@todon.nl
2026-03-27 09:58:15

Q: Do you have any allergies?
A: Yes, I'm allergic to animal cruelty.
#vegan #veganism #goVegan #joke

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-01-23 03:45:38

Trump grabs Greenland, visits it, and is dumbfounded there are no actual "greens", throwing into wind his plans for "Trump Greens and Resort" there. 😳
#Greenland #stupid #joke #satire

@outer@mas.to
2026-02-15 16:23:46

Meme from a good, wise friend. She just happens to still log into (PTUI) Facebook.
#Joke #Meme #Politics #KittyCat

An elderly woman looking at her computer pad, thinks "Let's see what that bloated sack of shit lied about today" Then she thinks "and then look at some kitty cats."
@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-02-06 20:03:30

There's only one possible rightful owner of this product (name):
#Meta #joke #Metamucil #names

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-01-17 18:33:50

"THE BOARD OF PEACE has been formed."
And what a board it is: One full nation as its member, and four nations saying they've received invitation to join. 😮
#Gaza #Israel #joke #humiliation #scam #con #strategy