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@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-09-04 18:44:37

Daboll returns Giants' play-calling to OC Kafka espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/461576

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-09-04 18:06:39

Brian Daboll announces offensive coordinator Mike Kafka will return to role as Giants' play-caller

cbssports.com/nfl/news/brian-d

@berlinbuzzwords@floss.social
2025-08-06 11:00:08

At Berlin Buzzwords, Danica Fine discussed how to create a custom on-air sign using Apache Kafka®, Apache Flink®, and Apache Iceberg™. Discover how to capture events such as Zoom meetings and camera usage with Python, process data using FlinkSQL, analyse trends from your Iceberg tables, and integrate everything into a practical IoT project that can scale effectively.
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@arXiv_csDC_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-10-07 09:33:22

Next-Generation Event-Driven Architectures: Performance, Scalability, and Intelligent Orchestration Across Messaging Frameworks
Jahidul Arafat, Fariha Tasmin, Sanjaya Poudel, Ahsan Habib Tareq
arxiv.org/abs/2510.04404

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-08-07 11:55:26

Giants OC: QB Jaxson Dart 'right on schedule' in development nfl.com/news/giants-oc-qb-jaxs

@karlauerbach@sfba.social
2025-08-31 04:08:44

Oh those poor ICE goons. They are so afraid of getting a nasty e-mail. Oh woe is them.
Yet they beat up, arrest, deport, and terrorize people. True Nazi scum those ICE people.
And they insist they must hide their identities - as in "The Trial" by Kafka.
I, on the other hand, think they should be exposed - totally exposed: name, affiliation, DNA sequence and so forth. They should even be required, like sex offenders, to walk neighborhoods warning of their prese…

@krasse_eloquenz@literatur.social
2025-09-27 16:40:42

Geh hinfort, du edler Recke!
Also, von den Klassikern der Weltliteratur habe ich ziemlich viele gelesen. Deshalb dachte ich, es sei eine gute Idee, einen Impro-Klassikerworkshop zu belegen.
Das Ding ist: Wenn man vieles ausprobiert, merkt man sofort, was einem liegt - aber auch, was nicht.
Also, das mit den Recken, mit Shakespeare und Goethe und Molière, das vergessen wir mal ganz schnell.
Morgen gibts Kafka. Und Dadaismus. Da sieht die Welt vermutlich ganz anders a…

@relcfp@mastodon.social
2025-09-02 06:05:57

[NeMLA 2026 Panel] Kafka's Fiction
ift.tt/ULpAyon
updated: Monday, September 1, 2025 - 3:11pmfull name / name of organization: Northeast Modern…
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@pbloem@sigmoid.social
2025-07-24 14:41:48

Oh, come on...
Can we please not make our cyclist-ridden country full of strange and untypical streets the testing ground for a manchild's misguided attempts at creating a technology he doesn't understand with a vast societal risk he doesn't respect.

Musk told investors that he expected the company's sales in Europe to increase once customers there are allowed to use the firm's self-driving software.

He said he expected the first approval to come in the Netherlands but that the firm also hoped to win sign-off from the European Union, despite it having a "kafkaesque" bureaucracy.

"Autonomy is the story," Musk said. "Autonomy is what amplifies the value [of the company] to stratospheric levels."
@berlinbuzzwords@floss.social
2025-08-01 11:00:31

Data in organisations is traditionally split between operational and analytical estates. At this year's Berlin Buzzwords, Tom Scott and Roman Kolesnev shared their journey of combining Apache Kafka and Apache Iceberg to create a solution that addresses both estates from one data source.
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