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@david@boles.xyz
2026-09-24 12:16:56

The List on the Refrigerator
Every kitchen has some version of it: the list on the refrigerator, held up by a magnet from a pizza place that closed two summers ago....
bolesblogs.com/2026/09/24/the-

@shaun@mastodon.xyz
2026-09-20 04:15:03

It’s still #Caturday in my time zone

A gray cat with green eyes sits in the loaf position in a box on my kitchen floor
@Luc@dresden.network
2026-10-08 12:52:26

"Wer eine als #Katze verkleidete Person sieht, wird gebeten, Abstand von ihr zu halten und die #Polizei zu informieren."
🙀
via

@ruari@velocipederider.com
2026-10-09 17:59:00

My neighbour mentioned that they needed a new front for one of the cabinets in their kitchen but was not sure how to pick it up as it would not fit in their (small) car.
So I offered to pick it up for him. He then said, "How? You don't even have a car?"
I replied, "No, that is true .. but I have something even better! 😉"
So I fetched it for him.
#Cyclist

A cargo bike with a long cardboard box strapped on top. In the background are more bikes and a parked car.
@tarah@infosec.exchange
2026-08-21 22:21:53

Just recreated that scene in True Romance where Bronson Pinchot is frantically yammering on his cellphone and a bag of cocaine explodes all over his face and car but this was in the kitchen and it was a Costco container of ranch powder. Thank you for your thoughts and prayers; no further questions.

@stefanlaser@social.tchncs.de
2026-09-12 13:34:57

#FlyingLess puts you in iconic #trains, like this Polish-German InterCity. That’s a decent way to end the #EAAST conference. Including, of course,
VEGAN CABBAGE!🥬

Picture of a vegan cabbage served by the Polish railway
The actual kitchen on board where food is prepared; a photograph of the woman looking through a small window in the door, yellow interior
Snapshot from Wroclaw station, where we stopped to say goodbye to the restaurant part of the train that is not allowed to travel to Germany. Old railway station, charming, blue sky.
@david@boles.xyz
2026-10-17 13:57:55

The Rain Gauge
I am standing at the kitchen sink at 6:40 in the morning, rinsing a coffee cup in the dark, and there it is, whole and settled, as if it had been waiting behind the faucet for years....
bolesblogs.com/2026/10/17/the-

@gilest@mastodon.me.uk
2026-08-28 09:51:01

found this little fella in our kitchen. anyone got any idea what it is?

Close up photo of a very odd insect - like an ant, but with strange wings set at right angles. The body is brown but the wings have a thick tortoiseshell rim around their edges.
@kurt@nelson.fun
2026-09-28 18:45:09

Back on the full remote work train as of today! Guess I need to get my kitchen stocked back up.

@david@boles.xyz
2026-10-11 14:06:24

Jersey City Drank It First
The water in my glass this morning fell as rain over Morris County, some twenty-three miles west of my kitchen....
bolesblogs.com/2026/10/11/jers