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@waidler@bayerwald.social
2026-04-03 10:36:00

Kristi Noem und dahinter ein mutmaßlicher Geliebter, der als inoffizieller Stabschef Millionenaufträge vergab, ein Ehemann mit einem geheimen Fetischleben ausgerechnet in einer Subkultur, die das genaue Gegenteil der Geschlechternormen verkörpert, für die sie gesetzlich gekämpft hat. Steuergelder, die in dubiose Verträge flossen. Der Kontrast ist wirklich frappierend. Das muß wohl der amerikanische Traum sein.

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-04-02 13:17:07

The Trump clown show keeps getting dumber everyday. Even after being fired, Kristi Noem's in the headlines. Again.
#trump #KristiNoem

The Justice Department will receive a recommendation later today to conduct an investigation into whether former U.S. Homeland Security Secretary #Kristi #Noem committed #perjury in her testimony to Congress earlier this month.
The v…

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-28 15:40:38

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #SoundsOfSurvivance
Kristi Lane Sinclair:
🎵 LANDBACK
#KristiLaneSinclair
open.spotify.com/track/6MHRLX5

@shaun@mastodon.xyz
2026-01-20 03:28:06

The transformation is nearly complete. #KristiNoem

A meme that shows 3 pictures of Kristi Noem in progressive years, with the captions 2012, 2020, and 2026. In the first two images she looks normal. In the 2026 image she's had some plastic surgery, lip fillers, and whatnot, and is looking a bit puffy.

A fourth picture shows the "plastic surgery queen" or "cat woman," Jocelyn Wildenstein, with grotesque features from too much plastic surgery. It's captioned "2028" suggesting that this will be the next evolution of Kristi Noem's plastic adventur…
@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-11 20:19:48

Kristi Noem: “We can't trust our government anymore.” Bash: “You are the government.” Noem: “Yes, that’s what I’m saying.”
🤦 🤦 🤦 🤦 🤦 🤦 🤦
#KristiNoem #Bash #CNN

Kristi Noem: “We can't trust our government anymore.” Bash: “You are the government.” Noem: “Yes, that’s what I’m saying.”
@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-03-06 06:22:39

🟩 Yes, she should.
🟥 Nope, not happening. Not on the left; not on the right.
#NYT #opinion #KristiNoem #Noem #politics