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@cdarwin@c.im
2026-03-17 06:46:33

The Justice Department will receive a recommendation later today to conduct an investigation into whether former U.S. Homeland Security Secretary #Kristi #Noem committed #perjury in her testimony to Congress earlier this month.
The v…

EXCLUSIVE: Justice Dept to receive referral today to probe Kristi Noem for perjury
Recommendation comes two weeks after Noem testified in Congress

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-11 20:19:48

Kristi Noem: “We can't trust our government anymore.” Bash: “You are the government.” Noem: “Yes, that’s what I’m saying.”
🤦 🤦 🤦 🤦 🤦 🤦 🤦
#KristiNoem #Bash #CNN

Kristi Noem: “We can't trust our government anymore.” Bash: “You are the government.” Noem: “Yes, that’s what I’m saying.”
@cdarwin@c.im
2026-01-08 00:17:45

Homeland Security Secretary
#Kristi #Noem had a baffling excuse Wednesday for a
⚠️federal agent shooting a U.S. citizen ⚠️
protesting an ICE operation in #Minneapolis, Minnesota.
Speaking from Brownsville, Texas…

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-01-09 02:01:50

BOOM. Florida Representative Jared Moskowitz unloads both barrels on the frauds that are Kristi Noem & Pam Bondi.
#JaredMoskowitz #PamBondi #KristiNoem

@shaun@mastodon.xyz
2026-01-20 03:28:06

The transformation is nearly complete. #KristiNoem

A meme that shows 3 pictures of Kristi Noem in progressive years, with the captions 2012, 2020, and 2026. In the first two images she looks normal. In the 2026 image she's had some plastic surgery, lip fillers, and whatnot, and is looking a bit puffy. A fourth picture shows the "plastic surgery queen" or "cat woman," Jocelyn Wildenstein, with grotesque features from too much plastic surgery. It's captioned "2028" suggesting that this will be the next evolution of Kristi Noem's plastic adventur…
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-28 15:40:38

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #SoundsOfSurvivance
Kristi Lane Sinclair:
🎵 LANDBACK
#KristiLaneSinclair
open.spotify.com/track/6MHRLX5

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-03-06 06:22:39

🟩 Yes, she should.
🟥 Nope, not happening. Not on the left; not on the right.
#NYT #opinion #KristiNoem #Noem #politics