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@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-11 20:19:48

Kristi Noem: “We can't trust our government anymore.” Bash: “You are the government.” Noem: “Yes, that’s what I’m saying.”
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#KristiNoem #Bash #CNN

Kristi Noem: “We can't trust our government anymore.” Bash: “You are the government.” Noem: “Yes, that’s what I’m saying.”
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-12-12 04:44:57

Just another video of Trump racist shill, Kristi Noem, getting caught red handed lying about not deporting any veterans in the middle of her testimony.
#trump #KristiNoem #racism

Homeland Security Secretary
#Kristi #Noem had a baffling excuse Wednesday for a
⚠️federal agent shooting a U.S. citizen ⚠️
protesting an ICE operation in #Minneapolis, Minnesota.
Speaking from Brownsville, Texas…

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-12-12 06:15:55

Imagine being so evil, a Catholic priest shouts "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU" at you at the top of his lungs. That's where we are with Kristi Noem. We're executing exorcisms at the Trump administration. Thank you Padre. ✝️
#exorcism #KristiNoem

@shaun@mastodon.xyz
2026-01-20 03:28:06

The transformation is nearly complete. #KristiNoem

A meme that shows 3 pictures of Kristi Noem in progressive years, with the captions 2012, 2020, and 2026. In the first two images she looks normal. In the 2026 image she's had some plastic surgery, lip fillers, and whatnot, and is looking a bit puffy.

A fourth picture shows the "plastic surgery queen" or "cat woman," Jocelyn Wildenstein, with grotesque features from too much plastic surgery. It's captioned "2028" suggesting that this will be the next evolution of Kristi Noem's plastic adventur…
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-01-09 02:01:50

BOOM. Florida Representative Jared Moskowitz unloads both barrels on the frauds that are Kristi Noem & Pam Bondi.
#JaredMoskowitz #PamBondi #KristiNoem

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-12-16 10:02:19

Kristi Noem, Trump's Secretary of Homeland Security, didn't know what Habeas Corpus was.
She literally thought it was the exact OPPOSITE of what it is & got embarrassed on the Senate floor.
#KristiNoem #trump

@lilmikesf@c.im
2026-01-22 02:23:15

#KristiNoem's #ICE #storntroopers are staking out the rarefied sub #legal turf between probable cause and who gives a flying f#*k