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@shaun@mastodon.xyz
2026-01-20 03:28:06

The transformation is nearly complete. #KristiNoem

A meme that shows 3 pictures of Kristi Noem in progressive years, with the captions 2012, 2020, and 2026. In the first two images she looks normal. In the 2026 image she's had some plastic surgery, lip fillers, and whatnot, and is looking a bit puffy. A fourth picture shows the "plastic surgery queen" or "cat woman," Jocelyn Wildenstein, with grotesque features from too much plastic surgery. It's captioned "2028" suggesting that this will be the next evolution of Kristi Noem's plastic adventur…
@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-11 20:19:48

Kristi Noem: “We can't trust our government anymore.” Bash: “You are the government.” Noem: “Yes, that’s what I’m saying.”
🤦 🤦 🤦 🤦 🤦 🤦 🤦
#KristiNoem #Bash #CNN

Kristi Noem: “We can't trust our government anymore.” Bash: “You are the government.” Noem: “Yes, that’s what I’m saying.”
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-01-09 02:01:50

BOOM. Florida Representative Jared Moskowitz unloads both barrels on the frauds that are Kristi Noem & Pam Bondi.
#JaredMoskowitz #PamBondi #KristiNoem

@floheinstein@chaos.social
2026-03-06 04:38:26

Quod licet iovi non licet bovi.
Even if he is the bigger ox 😜
#kristinoem

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-03-06 06:22:39

🟩 Yes, she should.
🟥 Nope, not happening. Not on the left; not on the right.
#NYT #opinion #KristiNoem #Noem #politics