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@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-06-09 23:13:11

My partner met up with a friend today and the friend asked how I was doing since my surgery.
Partner: He's doing better. He made bagels the other day.
Friend: Oh good, so he can make lunch on his own?
Partner: No, he didn't... toast a bagel for lunch. He *made* a dozen bagels. Like, made the dough, then boiled and baked them. With three different toppings.
#lol

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-06-08 02:00:12

Don't ask... just wait for it. Waaaiiiit forrr it... 🤣
#humor #lol

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-05-30 01:00:53

ISLAND & BOLTON ARE STILL ICONIC. #LOL
▶️ Jack Sparrow (feat. Michael Bolton) - Lonely Island
youtube.com/watch?v=GI6CfKcMhj

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-05-12 03:30:28

Allan Xie drops more insightful observations... and I agree with him: "Mando & Grogu" is gonna be way bigger than anyone expects.
And Gogurt. #lol
▶️ It's kind of obvious isn't it? - Generation Tech