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@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-05-20 02:50:38

Professor is right. Pratt is an absolute tool & the Bravo TV boobs that fangirl over him are equally intellectually stunted.
#pratt #LosAngeles

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-17 01:25:50

Speed cameras are coming to Los Angeles. No word yet on whether methamphetamine microphones are far behind.
#LosAngeles #satire

@seav@en.osm.town
2026-04-17 05:42:06

It’s interesting when similar YouTube channels put out similar videos at roughly the same time.
The latest case is about the #LosAngeles aqueduct system and the water wars. And the two videos are quite complementary actually.
1. Practical Engineering
“The Los Angeles Aqueduct is Wild” (17 March 2026)

@primonatura@mstdn.social
2026-06-12 19:00:19

"Dutch Ocean Cleanup Folks Are Clearing LA’s Rivers of Trash in Time for 2028 Olympics"
#Netherlands #LA #LosAngeles

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-05-17 05:22:55

Spencer Pratt is a continual f-ck up who's never run anything & literally burned out his last hustle.
So his next hustle is you, Los Angeles. Take it from Brad Wollack.
#LosAngeles #Mayor

@Dragofix@veganism.social
2026-04-08 00:44:31

Study finds 70% of remediated Los Angeles yards still exceed lead limit #LosAngeles

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-06-10 01:05:49

#USpol #LosAngeles

screenshot of a post by Tony Camilli
@tony_camilli@threads.net: 

So let me get this straight. Democrats have invented an untraceable, undetectable method for rigging elections and rather than using that to win the presidency, they used it to win a mayoral race in a famously blue city in a famously blue state that pitted a seasoned politician against a widely-disliked reality TV personality with no discernible skills or redeeming qualities. 

Diabolical is right. 

Jun 8, 2026 at 5:31PM .
@lmc@mastodon.social
2026-03-28 17:58:14

#CriticalMass #LosAngeles last night as I waited for the bus outside BMO Stadium.

bike riders (and scooters and skateboarders and skaters) on Figueroa Street in Los Angeles
@bourgwick@heads.social
2026-05-23 23:47:33

50 years ago tonight, the jerry garcia band in #LosAngeles, their final gig before the dead resume properly, at the santa monica civic auditorium, site of the t.a.m.i. show, the dead’s summit with tim leary, & other events. audience tape:

STEVE WOLF & JIM RISSMILLER
IN COORDINATION WITH KLOS 95%2 ANNOUNCE ....
SH HY

Lo FEATURING: |
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Hy ve Eames Bo
Po Produced by WOLF & RISSMILLER COKERTS |
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-09 19:37:45

Part of the dry LA riverbed is being turned into a dance floor. We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, 'cause your friends are duds, and if they are duds, oh shit: now it flash floods.
#LosAngeles #satire

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-04-16 03:24:23

He's not tasteful. He's a giant fucking tool.
▶️ LA’s ‘Most Tasteful’ Burglar: The Case of a Mid-Century Modern Furniture Thief
youtube.com/watch?v=XbDEu5M1EF

@primonatura@mstdn.social
2026-05-15 18:00:15

"Smog, Lies and Pineapples: How LA Cleaned up Its Air and What’s Left to Do"
#US #USA #America #LosAngeles

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-06-06 07:03:55

LA voters that voted for the immoral criminal & fraud that is #SpencerPratt are the same kind of morons that voted for Fat Loser.
You can't listen to, understand or change *dumb*. Stop trying, #LosAngeles.
They're not going to change. Thank you,

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-06-02 04:37:05

Yeah, that BMW playing "Move Bitch" in the Express Lane on the 405 is probably me. Apologies in advance.
#humor #LosAngeles

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-04-26 16:54:30

Suddenly, the Los Angeles Rams selection of Ty Simpson at #13 a QB with 13 total college starts, when they already have the NFL's MVP QB for likely the next 5yrs, makes a lot more sense.
They really didn't need to do this but here we are.
#LosAngeles #rams

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-06-06 05:43:37

GAHHH THE LEGEND DOES IT AGAIN! 😁
▶️ Los Angeles Angels vs Los Angeles Dodgers - FULL GAME HIGHLIGHTS 🔥 June 5, 2026
youtube.com/watch?v=mHQxtFXfjt

@primonatura@mstdn.social
2026-06-13 12:00:19

"This LA neighborhood is choked by smog. The solution: a network of sensors on offices, homes and bags"
#US #USA #America #LosAngeles

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-05-28 03:11:10

The perfect player granting the perfect wish.
Go Dodgers.
▶️ Freddie Freeman & The Dodgers made her wish come true
youtube.com/watch?v=tCTQXOfbs7