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@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-05-03 01:59:44

If Trump played in the MLB, he'd hit 486 HRs *every season*. All of them grand slam and in the river.
His pitching line would be: ꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘꓘ.
Clemens, Ohtani, Judge would be his flunkies and brawl to hold up his spittoon.
#sarcasm #hyperbole #MLB

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-02-14 21:05:40

We've all seen MLB pitchers get ejected for a beanball but rarely have we heard the on-field chatter btwn the umpire, player & skipper.
#MLB #HBP #microphone

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-03-26 03:12:50

Baseball's sexy-sounding but misnomered "robot umpires" borrows heavily from Cricket's Decision Review System. ⚾🏏
But, we'll see how the part about "no assistance from the dugout" goes in baseball. 🧐
#MLB #ABS #baseball #Cricket #robots #sports #umpiring #technology