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Man this had me scared for a moment, then I realized it was two different posts. 😂

I don't partake, generally because I'm begging the kids to get into bed or collapsing myself after finally succeeding, but I dig checking in every Sunday evening and seeing that virtually my whole feed has transformed into a monster movie watch party.
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the social skills are strong with this one.

now what did mothra *think* was gonna happen climbing that tower
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I never saw Godzilla (1998), but #monsterdon watched it tonight. I *still* haven't seen it (I was putting kids to bed at 9pm), but that movie soundtrack included an incredible song by Rage Against The Machine that called out movies like Godzilla for being part of American imperialism.
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"will proceed to devour it"
yeah. Nothing bad is going to happen here!

Looking for **A GIRL**
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Not a full flight, I guess
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c'mon spores. do your stuff already
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umm. yeah. fumigate those tapes!!
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ok, time to set fire to the busses
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oh well. so much for all of the baggage
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is her picture in the newspaper already?
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hm. I think they reused the payphone set.
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"everybody out of here!"
and go where?
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I guess "good looking brunette" really nails it down.
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so they're going to narrate the whole fucking movie??
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"typhoid Mary"
yeah let's not panic anybody or anything.
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I guess it's good that they're following Proper Procedures.
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wow, those public loudspeakers everywhere are really useful!
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yay "An American in Paris" soundtrack.
just another busy day...
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I'm supposed to be rooting for her to make it onto the plane, right?
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I would have thought "point of no return" would be a LOT farther west than Santa Barbara.
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wait. that's it?
we don't even get to see fungus fucking off into the sea?
one star minus.
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"now she must change her appearance as well."
Thank you so much, Mr. Narrator; I would never have figured this out.
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#monsterdon SONG BREAK and MONTAGE!

#monsterdon "figure it out on the computer"
oh sure. chatgpt will have all of the answers

I think those end credits could use a bit more DX7
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"What a Finale!"
um, okay. I do like the birdcalls
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I guess they've got the "Bikini' part of the title covered
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wait. actual special effects?
I sense budget being expended.
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ok, so all of the vampirification happens offscreen? oh wait... ask and ye shall receive (nice masks!)
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I guess this *was* back when MTV still showed music videos. (was this their bid at getting extra air time there?)
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and a "Beach" scene. And I guess the mask guys were supposed to be Vampires so, all boxes checked. yay.
(why is this song break STILL going...?)
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