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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-10 04:20:03

Marmalade Mussolini
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

@oekologisch_unterwegs@mastodon.online
2025-12-09 05:15:08

BALD IST WEIHNACHTEN! 😃
#Schokohusaren
Die zahllosen Husaren-Rezepte auf dieser Welt haben eines gemeinsam: In der Mitte ist eine Delle mit #Füllung. 😍
Werbung: Das Rezept ist aus meinem

In einer Blechdose auf dem Tisch liegen ganz viele braune dicht an dicht gestapelte Schokohusaren. In der Mitte haben sie einen orangefarbenen Marmeladenklecks.
@pre@boing.world
2025-12-04 17:51:41

You may remember a few weeks ago I was at the live @… show in London.
My opinions are all so very great that I won the top prize, the first ever awarded. As you would expect and is only correct.
I took the jar to the party but nobody there even heard of B3ta or Fesshole or AnonOpinion or @…
So nobody was very impressed and seemed to prefer to concentrate on the cheese and the marmalade made by their friend with his own oranges grown on his trees.
No accounting for taste.
So I got to bring most of it home and finish it off this week.
Sweet sticky delicious and orangy. Thank you maam.
#anonOpin #liveShow #marmalade

@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-10 07:41:06

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #Breakfast
Sergey Prokofiev, Marin Alsop & Baltimore Symphony Orchestra:
🎵 The Young Juliet (Romeo and Juliet)
#SergeyProkofiev #MarinAlsop #BaltimoreSymphonyOrchestra

@wandklex@mastodon.art
2026-02-09 18:49:42

"Alles Flaschen hier!" moppert der Frieder und schippert an den hauseigenen Tresen.
Die Flaschenverschlüsse mit handgemalten #wandklexschmuck Motiven sind auf #miniaturepainting #marineLife #art #fediArt #MastoArt #creativeToots #artForSale

@searchparty@mstdn.social
2026-02-02 20:14:12

„…und die warmen Schühchen nicht vergessen, denn heute ist es saukalt da draußen!“ Selten passt das #GroundhogDay-Zitat so gut wie heute.
Frohen #Murmeltiertag! Phil hat übrigens seinen Schatten gesehen, also bleibt‘s noch sechs Wochen kalt.

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-06 05:20:03

Marmalade Mussolini
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-10 09:32:36

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #EssentialClassics
Leonard Bernstein, Charlie Harmon, São Paulo Symphony Orchestra & Marin Alsop:
🎵 Wonderful Town (Overture)
#LeonardBernstein #CharlieHarmon #SãoPauloSymphonyOrchestra #MarinAlsop

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-06 16:20:15

Marmalade Mussolini
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.
#satire #potus45

@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-10 17:14:36

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #InTune
Henry Purcell, Myriam Lowe, Joseph Lowe, Xavier Lowe & Danny Murphy:
🎵 O Let Me Weep
#HenryPurcell #MyriamLowe #JosephLowe #XavierLowe #DannyMurphy