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@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-08-07 20:30:09

"I too shit the bed"
- Every AI company now
#AI #marketing #irresponsible

@rettichschnidi@swiss.social
2026-07-26 11:33:54

Klar, ich kaufe das Gewicht. Aber trotzdem: Die Verpackung ist schon ein bisschen irreführend...
#Verarschung #Verschwendung #Marketing

Bild von einem Kübel Vanish 2.4 kg, ungeöffnet
Bild von einem Kübel Vanish 2.4 kg, geöffnet. Der Inhalt füllt nur ca. 50 %, der Rest ist Luft.
@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-06-07 14:00:15

I wonder if drogerie markt ever used something like "slide into your/our dm" in #marketing before that phrase/act became creepy and unwelcome. 🤔
*a #pharmacy chain in #Germany and elsewhere
#socialmedia

@PaulWermer@sfba.social
2026-06-12 13:41:42

"At national parks in the West, tourists are buying oxygen before hikes"
And the O2 cans "come with a rosemary, peppermint or pink grapefruit aroma." so you know they're good for you. #gullible #marketing

@paulwermer@sfba.social
2026-06-12 13:41:42

"At national parks in the West, tourists are buying oxygen before hikes"
And the O2 cans "come with a rosemary, peppermint or pink grapefruit aroma." so you know they're good for you. #gullible #marketing

@sherold@mastodon.online
2026-05-23 05:48:19

Can you think of any brands from the English-speaking world that use an ellipsis in their advertising slogan and are widely recognized?
The only one that comes to mind is the slogan "Square, practical..." from the German candy brand Rittersport, and I'm looking for an English equivalent.
#language

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-06-07 15:57:20

Is it even a documentary, if Ken Burns did not make it? 🤔 🎥
(legit question even without the second clause)
#misnomer #marketing #documentary #cpp #cPlusPlus #sarcasm #joke

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-08-09 15:59:28

If only this "best astrologer in Bangalore" could also *prevent* all my problems.😆
#marketing #dubious #astrologer #Bengaluru #Bangalore #India

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-06-02 19:53:42

Sprinkles. And they don't even check/care if you're a winner. 😲🍦
#iykyk
#Austria #sprinkles #marketing #joke

@gla@mastodon.social
2026-06-14 08:33:36

So good it has to be illegal is the greatest Mythos/Fable PR stunt of all times
#ai #mythos #Anthropic #Marketing