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@rettichschnidi@swiss.social
2026-07-26 11:33:54

Klar, ich kaufe das Gewicht. Aber trotzdem: Die Verpackung ist schon ein bisschen irreführend...
#Verarschung #Verschwendung #Marketing

Bild von einem Kübel Vanish 2.4 kg, ungeöffnet
Bild von einem Kübel Vanish 2.4 kg, geöffnet. Der Inhalt füllt nur ca. 50 %, der Rest ist Luft.
@PaulWermer@sfba.social
2026-06-12 13:41:42

"At national parks in the West, tourists are buying oxygen before hikes"
And the O2 cans "come with a rosemary, peppermint or pink grapefruit aroma." so you know they're good for you. #gullible #marketing

@paulwermer@sfba.social
2026-06-12 13:41:42

"At national parks in the West, tourists are buying oxygen before hikes"
And the O2 cans "come with a rosemary, peppermint or pink grapefruit aroma." so you know they're good for you. #gullible #marketing

@pixelpusher220@dmv.community
2026-08-24 17:10:39

In one of the worst marketing concept implementations I've seen in a while...
The NFL is partnering with Disney, Marvel & Pixar to pair teams with characters.
#NFL #Disney #Marketing
Buffalo Bills: Disney's Beast - nothing says football like a ballroom
Miami Dolphins: King Triton - rotting fish
New England Patriots: Captain America - b/c Tom Bradys ego wasn't big enough?
New York Jets: Buzz Lightyear - 'No Intelligent Life (in mgmt)'
AFC North
Baltimore Ravens: Diaval and Maleficent
Cincinnati Bengals: Shere Khan (who?)
Cleveland Browns: Pluto - 'woof'
Pittsburgh Steelers: Pete
AFC South
Houston Texans: Jessie
Indianapolis Colts: Horace Horsecollar
Jacksonville Jaguars: Pepita
Tennessee Titans: Thanos - greatest villain in the cosmos, fun with kids?
AFC West
Denver Broncos: Maximus
Kansas City Chiefs: Big Bad Wolf (what no Riding Hood?)
Las Vegas Raiders: Darth Vader - hey they got one right!
Los Angeles Chargers: Hercules and Pegasus - they get two???
NFC East
Dallas Cowboys: Woody - goes ragdoll when people look at him
New York Giants: Wreck-It Ralph (well at least the mgmt)
Philadelphia Eagles: Doctor Doom
Washington Commanders: Hamm (again who?)
NFC North
Chicago Bears: Baloo - vs Thanos????
Detroit Lions: Simba - again vs Thanos?
Green Bay Packers: Chewbacca - furry for the winters?
Minnesota Vikings: Thor - too easy
NFC South
Atlanta Falcons: The Millennium Falcon - "she may not look like much" brilliant
Carolina Panthers: Bagheera - no idea
New Orleans Saints: Louis - sure uh what?
Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Captain Hook - scraping here
NFC West
Arizona Cardinals: Jafar and Iago
Los Angeles Rams: Sulley - wait Sullenberger?

San Francisco 49ers: Stinky Pete the Prospector - 'Stinky', just priceless
Seattle Seahawks: The "Mine, Mine, Mine" Seagulls - fitting for the money grabbing agents I guess

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-06-07 14:00:15

I wonder if drogerie markt ever used something like "slide into your/our dm" in #marketing before that phrase/act became creepy and unwelcome. 🤔
*a #pharmacy chain in #Germany and elsewhere
#socialmedia

@gla@mastodon.social
2026-06-14 08:33:36

So good it has to be illegal is the greatest Mythos/Fable PR stunt of all times
#ai #mythos #Anthropic #Marketing

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-08-07 20:30:09

"I too shit the bed"
- Every AI company now
#AI #marketing #irresponsible

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-06-02 19:53:42

Sprinkles. And they don't even check/care if you're a winner. 😲🍦
#iykyk
#Austria #sprinkles #marketing #joke

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-06-07 15:57:20

Is it even a documentary, if Ken Burns did not make it? 🤔 🎥
(legit question even without the second clause)
#misnomer #marketing #documentary #cpp #cPlusPlus #sarcasm #joke

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-08-09 15:59:28

If only this "best astrologer in Bangalore" could also *prevent* all my problems.😆
#marketing #dubious #astrologer #Bengaluru #Bangalore #India