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@cwilcke@bildung.social
2026-02-02 18:58:06

Brutal but seemingly fitting review of #Melania #film in #theatlantic :
"After a while, “Melania” starts to feel like an OnlyFans account crossed with that meme of Kim Jong Un visiting factorie…

@annsev@troet.cafe
2026-04-28 19:40:07

Did #Melania and Donald Darth #Trump actually meet through #Epstein?

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-02-02 20:30:13

The $75M "#Melania" vanity project bribe reportedly beat box office expectations by making $7M opening wknd, per #Amazon MGM distribution head, Kevin Wilson.
If I invested $75M with no tangible ROI, I'd be so fired, Google wouldn't even have data on me.

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2026-03-26 16:40:36

Pop Quiz: Which possesses a heart and a soul?
#irony #satire #Melania #robot

BBC SCREENSHOT

PHOTO: Video still of Melania Trump with a robot. Behind them, a pair of double doors and two American flags, one to the far left, the other to the far right.

PHOTO CAPTION:

FIRST LADY MELANIA TRUMP ARRIVES WITH HUMANOID ROBOT AT TECH SUMMIT

First Lady Melania Trump is hosting the Fostering the Future Together summit in Washington, DC aimed at 'expanding access to educational tools' and protecting kids in digital environments, according to the White House.

Trump, France's Fi…
@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-04-10 02:29:23

Looks like Donald also failed to negotiate the annual "public appearance and behavior" agreement with the First Lady. 😭
#negotiation #sarcasm #fail #Melania #Epstein

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2026-03-26 16:40:36

Pop Quiz: Which possesses a heart and a soul?
#irony #satire #Melania #robot

@frankstohl@mastodon.social
2026-04-13 18:38:29

Heute Nacht könnte es in Sachen Epstein interessant werden in den USA #trump #melania #epstein #cnn

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-04-11 05:21:46

FTW you watch some news segments on #YouTube about that #Melania #Epstein presser and the #algorithm immediately starts listing unrelated sitcom, late night clips etc. with (flirty) discussions of nudity. 🤨
I suppose that's a clue to the First Lady's #reputation, unfortunate/unreasonable it may be. 😟