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@adlerweb@social.adlerweb.info
2026-02-01 20:54:01
Content warning: USPol

Oh. ooooh. Das Melania-Erotikbuch von 2018, welches grade aus unerfindlichen Gründen höhere Absatzzahlen als die teuer produzierte #Melania #Trump Doku von #Amazon hat, ist für Kindle gratis…

erdgeist (@erd@gei.st)
Good news: Melania als Such-Term wurde erfolgreich durch eine erotic "fan" fiction weggetrollt. Bad news: Jetzt habe ich Melania Trump in meinen Such-Verläufen 😬 https://www.404media.co/erotic-p...

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-01-31 17:35:47

Tell me you’re paying people to write positive reviews without telling me.
#melania #rottenTomatoes

Screenshot of Rotten Tomatoes showing that the “documentary” Melania has 6% from critics and 99% from “the general public”z
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-02-02 20:30:13

The $75M "#Melania" vanity project bribe reportedly beat box office expectations by making $7M opening wknd, per #Amazon MGM distribution head, Kevin Wilson.
If I invested $75M with no tangible ROI, I'd be so fired, Google wouldn't even have data on me.

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-01 17:28:35

#Shitpost #shitposting #melaniamovie

theandyharris > Melania Movie Just saw the movie "Melania" at a sold out theater in Huntington Beach. When the credits rolled, the whole audience erupted in a 35 minute standing ovation. Every woman in the theater was crying. Every man in the theater jizzed in his pants simultaneously. Everybody then started speaking in tongues. The guy in front of me shouted "I don't deserve to see a film this pure" and took his own life right then and there. 1/2 theandyharris Melania Movie Melania then bur…
@markrsmith@smithtodon.org
2026-01-30 01:30:36

In Boston, they are paying people to watch the Melania documentary. $50 and a free ticket if you stay in your seat for the whole movie.
#trump #melania #melaniamovie

Attend MELANIA documentary- Free tickets + $50!!! - event gigs - craigslist
Attend MELANIA documentary at any Boston area theatre during opening weekend (this upcoming weekend) Free tickets + $50 per seat occupied Must remain in seats for entirety of film.

@cwilcke@bildung.social
2026-02-02 18:58:06

Brutal but seemingly fitting review of #Melania #film in #theatlantic :
"After a while, “Melania” starts to feel like an OnlyFans account crossed with that meme of Kim Jong Un visiting factorie…

Movie Review: “Melania,” Directed by Brett Ratner
Lauren Collins on the documentary about Donald Trump’s First Lady, which Jeff Bezos and Amazon financed in a deal that has been described as a bribe.

@Simone21@mastodon.social
2026-01-30 22:25:40

Endlich hat jede und jeder Einzelne von uns eine Möglichkeit, Trump und seinen Clan zu bereichern. Jeder Kinoeintritt in den Film "Melania" kommt ganz bestimmt am Ende Trump zu Gute.
Also! Bewegt Euch, Leute.
*Ende Ironie
#Trump #Melania

@tokensane@mastodon.me.uk
2026-01-29 09:03:45

Found elsewhere and reposted. #melania #melaniamovie

Logo for the Melania movie, except the "M" is replaced by a silhouette of a woman with her legs spread wearing stiletto heels.
@searchparty@mstdn.social
2026-02-01 11:10:26

Ich habe nicht vor, mir diesen #Melania-Imagefilm anzusehen, aber der Umgang der Filmkritik mit dieser Nennt-Es-Bitte-Nicht-Doku ist sehr interessant. Daran könnte man fast eine Studie zum Thema Hatewatching aufziehen.

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-31 17:03:35

#Shitpost #Shitposting #melaniamovie

This image is a movie poster for a film titled "MELANIA TWENTY DAYS ON THE ISLAND". The title is prominently displayed at the top of the poster in large, bold, black letters. Above "MELANIA" is the text "NEW FILM" in smaller black letters. The letters of "MELANIA" are stylized, with the first two letters, "ME", appearing to be formed by the silhouette of high-heeled shoes. The main visual element of the poster is a man and a woman standing back-to-back, with their shoulders touching. The man i…
@vosje62@mastodon.nl
2026-01-27 20:29:54

RE: #Melania #Trump

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-01-31 04:38:49

As seen in Culver City, CA.
(courtesy of David Andraone)
#melania #trump

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-31 17:05:41

#Shitpost #Shitposting #melaniamovie

The image is a black and white poster for a film titled "MELANIA". At the top, the text "A NEW FILM" is centered. Below this, the film title "MELANIA" is displayed in large, bold, sans-serif capital letters. Underneath the title, the tagline "MAKE FUCK, GET GREEN CARD" is written in a smaller, grey, sans-serif font. The main visual element is a woman, presumably Melania, seated in a modern, minimalist chair. She is wearing a black suit jacket over a white collared shirt and black trousers. Her…
@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2025-12-20 08:21:13

Must admit I did not have Tommy Wiseau in Idiocracy 2 on my 2026 bingo card.
#Melania

@Speckdaene@nrw.social
2026-01-31 18:20:14

#WeLD will #Oscar für #Melania. #NoLink Next step Goldenes Mutterkreuz für M.

Abe Lincoln in dem Theater, in dem er erschossen wurde, sagt: "Just saw "Melania", was my worst-ever experience at a theater".
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-31 20:19:46

#Shitpost #Shitposting #melaniamovie

The image is a movie poster parody for "Melania 2: Escape from Epstein Island". The poster features a woman who resembles Melania Trump prominently in the foreground, looking intensely towards the viewer. She is wearing a short-sleeved, cream-colored dress with a V-neckline. Her hair is dark and styled with a windblown effect, suggesting movement and drama. The background depicts a dark, tropical night scene. To the left, a helicopter is shown in flight with its rotors blurred, indicating moti…
@frankstohl@mastodon.social
2026-01-31 10:07:23

Hoffnung nach schwachem Start? Melania Film bekommt FIFA Film Preis #melania #movie #trump #fifa

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-31 17:10:33

#Shitpost #Shitposting #melaniamovie

The image displays a tweet from "Four Seasons Total Landscaping" with a photograph of their lot. The tweet text, overlaid at the top, announces a "world exclusive" event and a photo to prove that "all the people who have gone to see the Melania movie" gathered at their landscaping lot. The photograph itself shows the exterior of a building, likely a warehouse or industrial space. The building's facade is painted a deep, somewhat faded teal green. A thick, off-white band runs horizontally acros…
@Speckdaene@nrw.social
2026-01-31 18:20:14

#WeLD will #Oscar für #Melania. #NoLink Next step Goldenes Mutterkreuz für M.