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@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-12-25 22:44:39
Content warning: Gen AI bad holiday pun

Happy Holidays! Dad joke, macabre pun? I don’t know, I just hope search and rescue finds him in one piece. 😳😝🎄🛩️🔥
#MerryChristmas #RudolphTheRedNosedReindeer #holidays

A World War Two era plane with its name “History” emblazoned on the side of the fuselage, piloted by a reindeer with a red nose, Rudolph, who is looking out from the opening of the front windshield, is aflame and starts to fall and tumble out of level flight as Dean Martin sings, “you’ll go down in history…”
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-12-25 18:26:02

They'll be playing the side stage at Lollapalooza.
#santaclaus #merrychristmas

@randombaywatch@mastodon.social
2025-12-28 12:22:01

Jwaye Nwel!!!
#RebeccaCarlton
Season 5 Episode 11 "Silent Night Baywatch Night: part 1"
#HoHoHo #MerryChristmas

@shaun@mastodon.xyz
2025-12-25 03:56:52

When you end up with too much #Nutella #cookie dough, you gotta do _something_ with it. I did… this.
Shitter’s full! 🎄 #MerryChristmas to y’all, and to all, “fuck

A couple dozen Nutella cookies cooling on racks. In the background a cookie sheet is visible with something on it…
Extra Nutella cookie dough was rolled into a nice thin log, a few peanuts were added, and some reshaping was done. The result, a joyous Yule Log 💩
@paulbusch@mstdn.ca
2025-12-24 13:45:28

Good Morning #Canada
No nonsense news or fun facts this morning. I'm taking a few days off due to a busy schedule and a compressed family gathering. My oldest daughter has scheduled radiation treatments this morning and early on Boxing Day, so we're having a Christmas Eve dinner and exchanging gifts early tomorrow. I might post if something snark-worthy pops up but otherwise look for the next Good Morning post on the 26th.
I hope all Canadians have a safe and happy holidays.
#CanadaIsAwesome #MerryChristmas

@mk_rexx@metalhead.club
2025-12-24 16:06:03

RE: #MerryChristmas

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2025-12-25 08:36:02

Woohoo, brilliant, I wake up on Christmas morning to find that Father Lotterymas has left me the most wonderful present in my stocking.
This is it, everyone I know is getting a gazillion pounds, I can fix homelessness and world hunger and everything and .... Oh. As you were.
#MerryChristmas anyway, Fedi.

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-24 22:59:31

Happy Holidays ❄️ | @AmericanAirlines #DallasCowboys #NFL #MerryChristmas #football

@randombaywatch@mastodon.social
2025-12-22 16:22:08

#HoHoHo #MerryChristmas
#DonnaDErrico
When they're not on the beach #BaywatchStars

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-23 18:09:24

Dak’s gift to the ‘Boys 🎁 | ​⁠#DallasCowboys #NFL #DakPrescott #MerryChristmas

@randombaywatch@mastodon.social
2025-12-20 12:22:23

#CarmenElectra
When they're not on the beach #BaywatchStars celebrate Xmas
#HoHoHo #MerryChristmas

@randombaywatch@mastodon.social
2025-12-20 16:22:20

#GenaLeeNolin
When they're not on the beach #BaywatchStars celebrate Xmas
#HoHoHo #MerryChristmas