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@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-05-03 03:36:08

"You wouldn't normally buy this pile of dogshit, but what if we mixed all this dogshit together with shit from other animals and put a pretty bow on it and called it a cupcake? Would you buy it then?"
beige.party/@maxleibman/116507

@randombaywatch@mastodon.social
2026-06-03 18:42:19

This is a beautiful couple
#StacyKamano #MichaelBergin
S11E12 "The Ex-Files"
#BaywatchHawaii

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-03-04 14:53:51

Happy 26th Birthday, PlayStation 2!
[where did I put the dustpan, I need to clean myself up]

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-04-03 04:16:09

"I think the most liberating thing I did early on was to free myself from any concern with my looks as they pertained to my work."
—Meryl Streep
#acting #coaching #inspiration

@benb@osintua.eu
2026-03-04 15:15:46

RUSSIAN DRONE hit a train in Mykolaiv region #shorts: benborges.xyz/2026/03/04/russi

@fanf@mendeddrum.org
2026-05-31 08:42:03

from my link log —
cproc: a C11 compiler using QBE as a backend.
github.com/michaelforney/cproc
saved 2020-08-06 dotat.at/:/3GNQW…

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2026-05-03 12:55:47

RE: #Gaza

@detondev@social.linux.pizza
2026-05-04 06:31:14

for my birthday every year since i 100% accepted i was trans, i usually arrange to be home alone almost the entire day, shut the curtains, and then wear mom's clothes and play music out loud and talk to myself and hope for a glimpse of a future where it's possible to exist naturally. i feel like this year i should get ideas from others cuz i dont wanna just do the same old sad shit. this is supposed to be the year i eventually snap and start transition even if most would consider it …

@jae@mastodon.me.uk
2026-06-03 00:39:41

There is a movie out now I want to see, but my social anxiety of going to the movies by myself means I’ll wait until it’s out digitally.

@cheryanne@aus.social
2026-06-04 11:20:39

I had such a good day today...
I got myself and the wee one dressed and organised early without any drama (preschool day).
Had a late breakfast meeting in Civic that seemed to go well.
Went to the theatre and saw a fabulous matinee performance.

Had lunch afterwards with theatre friend.
Bought a great handbag - on special.
Had a meeting with CYF that seemed somewhat positive(?).
Nice quiet evening with husband and wee one with no bath or bed …