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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-21 06:20:05

Donny McLiarface
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This is a joke, not a threat: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2026-04-18 08:56:03

How elite athletes such as Rory McIlroy are learning to keep calm in clutch moments nytimes.com/athletic/7205044/2

How elite athletes such as Rory McIlroy are learning to keep calm in clutch moments
Keeping your mouth shut, breath and sleep experts, plus wearable technology are now all key parts of preparing for action at the top level

@seeingwithsound@mas.to
2026-01-22 11:44:12

Forbes: Reversing blindness with electronic retinas forbes.com/sites/williamhaselt "PRIMA does not cure macular degeneration or restore normal sight. Many pe…

Reversing Blindness With Electronic Retinas
Electronic retinal implants such as the PRIMA system bypass damaged cells to restore partial central vision, bringing high‑tech artificial sight closer to everyday clinical reality.

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2026-03-20 18:03:11

The scariest part of this for me is that it would be entirely unsurprising if he did this and instead of a sane "normal" tacnuke strike, he’ll demand that they put a nuke on a deep penetrator of some sort to nuke the big gas field and make a really big boom. @…

Leah McElrath (@leahmcelrath.bsky.social)
Still concerned. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

@ruth_mottram@fediscience.org
2026-03-18 18:39:39

Off to the #CBQuiz - traditionally in November, and now March, Team Rigsfællesskab (Team Danmark) is heading to our traditional host at Mikkeller NŸrrebro see you online shortly @…

@Kingu@sakurajima.moe
2026-03-19 09:54:24

Good Morning Fedi!
💿 Malcolm Mask McLaren /「my way」ONE MAN LIVE "PULSE"
▶ youtube.com/watch?v=5xSxATmrLbg
🎵 song.link/y/5xSxATm…

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-17 16:10:39

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

® yummytomatoes | was drawing a muscular back earlier and | couldn't get it too look how i wanted; | felt i was doing something wrong so i decided to look for pictures to see if references would help. In google without thinking i typed, “muscular men bare back” and BOY HOWDY WAS THAT SOMETHING
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-12 16:29:25

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Roadhouse
Michael Rault:
🎵 Exactly What I Needed
#MichaelRault
michaelrault.bandcamp.com/trac
open.spotify.com/track/1O0YDpc

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-19 09:20:05

Donny McLiarface
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-18 22:20:07

Donny McLiarface
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: no waterboarding please and thank you.
#satire #potus45