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@Jyoti@mas.to
2025-10-20 00:33:24

theonion.com/secretary-of-the-

Secretary Of The Macabre Unveils Initiative To Fill Nation’s Empty Eye Sockets With Maggots
WASHINGTON—In remarks delivered to the White House press corps, the U.S. Secretary of the Macabre unveiled a new departmental initiative Friday that aims to fill the nation’s empty eye sockets with federally funded maggots. “Making use of $50 million allocated by Congress under the Befouling of Our Remains Act, the Department of the Macabre will […]

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-11-18 15:24:34

Giants' Carter: Missed practice 'honest mistake' espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/470099

Missed practice an 'honest mistake,' says Giants' Abdul Carter - ESPN
Giants rookie Abdul Carter denies sleeping through a recent practice, saying a change in the team's original practice schedule led to an "honest mistake."

@sean@scoat.es
2026-01-18 23:01:37

The number of default-named #Meshtastic nodes in #Montreal is surprisingly high.
Like lots of `Meshtastic 40af`/`40af` nodes.
Is it like this everywhere? Why don't people configure their nodes? Am I just failing to read the configured name properly? So many questions…
Edit: adding screen…

Screen shot showing default-named nodes. Hope it’s not exposing too much to show this, but they’re literally broadcasting this so I don’t feel too bad.
@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-19 01:39:25

Raiders’ Darien Porter intent on learning from mistakes reviewjournal.com/sports/raide

Raiders’ Darien Porter intent on learning from mistakes
The learning curve of Raiders rookie cornerback Darien Porter was on full display Sunday against the Philadelphia Eagles. Can he learn from his experiences?

@wraithe@mastodon.social
2026-01-19 20:06:18

Can’t believe no one posted this here yet
bsky.app/profile/alexm247.bsky

A still from The Shining showing Jack Nicholsons character chopping through a door with an axe Overlaid over it in a yellow font are adapted lyrics from “Last Resort”: “Cut my wife into pieces, this is a ghost resort” https://bsky.app/profile/alexm247.bsky.social/post/3mcdxwvu4e22w
@kamasystems@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-18 14:57:06

Amsterdam – Mesdagstraat
#kamafotos

Amsterdam – Mesdagstraat - Volkswagenbus
@tinoeberl@mastodon.online
2025-12-18 13:26:29

Bisher war das mein meistgeteilter und meistgefavter Beitrag in 2025.
Die Tarnung von #Spionagetools als
#Staubsaugerroboter kommt anscheinend nicht so gut an. 🤣
#SmartHome

Ein Ingenieur entdeckte, dass sein smarter #Staubsauger heimlich #Telemetriedaten an den Hersteller ohne Einwilligung sendete. Als er den Datenfluss blockierte, wurde das Gerät per Fernbefehl blockiert.
@maxheadroom@hub.uckermark.social
2025-11-19 17:20:10

Has someone tried to join a #Meshtastic or #Meshcore network with a software defined radio (#SDR) yet?
Should be possible, right?

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2026-01-19 21:16:36

Firing Sean McDermott is a risk. Promoting Brandon Beane is the real mistake.

cbssports.com/nfl/news/bills-f

Firing Sean McDermott is a risk. Promoting Brandon Beane is the real mistake.
Buffalo has many roster holes to fix and not many ways to fix them

@kamasystems@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-18 14:55:57

Amsterdam – Mesdagstraat
#kamafotos

Amsterdam – Mesdagstraat - Volkswagenbus