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@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-09-20 20:31:25
Content warning: NSFW limerick

There once was a pirate named Gates
Who thought he could rhumba on skates.
He slipped on his cutlass
And now he is nutless
And practically useless on dates.
#limerick #NSFW

@mela@zusammenkunft.net
2026-09-25 04:26:48

Debating how to smuggle disassembled communicator parts onto the space station without detection:
"We are women, we have options."
#StarTrekAdventures #NSFW