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@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-08-23 17:41:39

"He’s a walking, talking deepfake."
- Maureen Dowd, #NYT
$: #NY_Times #quote #paywall

@pavelasamsonov@mastodon.social
2025-07-14 19:27:20

it's unbelievable but true - after being defeated in the Primary Saga, Andrew Cuomo has returned as the fearsome Mecha-Cuomo to bedevil the Z-Warriors once again in the General Saga #nyc #ny

Poorly drawn black and white caricature of Andrew Cuomo, with the cyborg parts of Mecha Frieza from the Cell Saga of DBZ.
@david@boles.xyz
2025-07-18 15:35:59

The New York Cookie always crumbles!
#NY #cookies #logo #artwork

NY city designed cookies in cellophane wrappers.
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2025-07-02 22:13:06

Hey NY, let Eric Adams know that he's a piece of shit.. er, wait, sorry, I meant let him know that making ebikes limited to 15mph (not the motor speed, but literally pedaling faster than 15mph) with *criminal* charges if you go faster is a terrible idea. Cars will still have a 25mph (or more) speed limit, only ebikes will be criminally charged for keeping up with car traffic on the road.
#NYC

@atthenius@fediscience.org
2025-07-28 17:58:32

NY&NJ Harbor&Tributaries Focus Area Feasibility Study Draft Report was just released.
In it, US Army Core of Engineers looks at seawalls and similar to mitigate coastal storm surge risk in the #NYC metro
Public comment period July 24, 2025 – August 25, 2025
There are 3 spots of actionable items (FY2028 cost, added value):
1) East Harlem (cost $762million, $1.264 billion)
2) East Riser Meadowlands (cost $249million, value added $428 million)
3) Oakwood Beach Staten Island (cost $55million, value added $87 million)
I only know item 1 well enough to comment.
nan.usace.army.mil/Missions/Ci
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@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2025-07-28 21:17:15

I was late to pick my daughter up from camp because #NYCParks closed a huge portion of Corona-Meadows Flushing Park. Apparently for some kind of music festival. There was, of course, no bike detour. The area has highways running through it, and the bridges over the highways are cordoned off. How do you get to

View from an overpass bridge sidewalk, showing a chain-link fence at the end completely blocking access to the park. In the background, trees and the big.. I don' t even know what they are, sculptures?
A sign for KeineMusik Soulection, saying "there will be restricted park access july 21st - july 31st to the following areas: skate park, festival grounds, ny state pavilion, garden of meditation, and surrounding areas. The map shows an area of the park bordered by the Long Island Expressway (a highway) on one side, the Grand Central Parkway (a highway) on another side.
A pedstrian overpass entrance, showing 3 offset chain-link fences close together so that you can barely fit a bike (or stroller/wheelchair, for that matter).
@lilmikesf@c.im
2025-08-04 17:20:18

#Democrat Governor of #NY openly threatens to collude with political allies and corruptly #Gerrymander her state #votingdistricts to match…