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IT EXPLODED UPON RETURN. THE ROCKET SUPPOSED TO CARRY AMERICAN ASTRONAUTS EXPLODED.
"MOSTLY SUCCESSFUL", NYT?
Y"MEAN, EXCEPT FOR THE TOTAL DESTRUCTION OF THE VEHICLE?
JFC ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
#SpaceX #NYT

US Park Service gave $17mn *no-bid undisclosed* contract to the same company that does the East Wing. To fix *two* simple fountains.
To the initial estimate, they added ~25% *twice* for "inflation" and then added 50% for "urgency".
No #corruption at all. 🙂‍↔️
#NYT

"Anthropic tops OpenAI to become the world’s most valuable AI start-up after fund-raising that put its value at $900 billion"
Tell me again what a unicorn is. 🦄
#NYT #Anthropic #business #technology #AI #unicorn

Growing dear leader's profile overseas at US taxpayer expense. "To celebrate USA's 250th."
Unrelated: If you know anything about the quality and content of any "snack at a roadside stall" in Delhi, you'll see the irony of a *dietician* eating there.
#NYT #misuse

#NYT: #Ukraine is thinking of naming a part of #Donbas “Donnyland” and give control over to Trump's "Board of Peace".
So, Trump can turn around and sell that land to #Russia? 🥺
At this rate he *is* going to end up a trillionaire. 🙂‍↔️
#Donnyland #stupid

👏 to the NYT Games team for this banger of a puzzle within a puzzle! 🧩
#NYTConnections #puzzles #wordplay #AprilFools

Intresting that #NYT's caption for the billboard leaves out the most important part/message/object of the image.
The "Failing New York Times" indeed. 😏
#press #truth #fail

"White House Warned Staff Not to Engage in Insider Trading Amid War With Iran"
Except the people with whom the president has an agreement of some sort. 🙄
#sarcasm #InsiderTrading #corruption #NYT

I think #NYT meant to say "unprecedented violations of transparency requirement". 🙂‍↔️
#transparency #Epstein #DOJ

What ICE's racial profiling looks like.
This is not supposed to happen in USA, but SCOTUS says it's OK. 🤷‍♂️
🎁
#ICE #bigotry #profiling #NYT