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@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2026-07-28 13:02:47

#CryBabyDonald #ChildDonald #DishonestDonald #NarcissistDonald

Cartoon: Trump throwing a tantrum.

- The election is rigged... unless I win.

- The news is fake... unless it's flattering.

- Everything is a hoax... unless I tweet it.

- Nepotism is bad... unless it's my family.

- I'm rich... but you can't see my taxes.

- I'm smart... but you can't see my grades.

- I'm a patriot... but I dodged the draft.

- I'm successful... but my businesses fail.

- My staff is the best... until I fire them.

- I'm innocent... but I refuse to testify.