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@frankel@mastodon.top
2025-12-29 16:00:04

A year on #GitHub
git-wrapped.com/profiles/nfran

GitHub Wrapped 2025 - Your Coding Year in Review
Like Spotify Wrapped, but for your GitHub activity! See your top languages, commit streaks, most productive days, and more in an engaging story format. Get your 2025 coding year in review now.

@Jyoti@mas.to
2025-12-25 19:23:38

theonion.com/bullshit-newborn-

Bullshit Newborn Not Even Christ
READING, PA—Saying the snot-nosed brat sure as hell better not expect any damn frankincense or myrrh, sources confirmed Friday that a bullshit newborn wasn’t even Jesus Christ, the Son of God. “There’s not a fucking chance this useless goddamn baby is going to die for our sins,” said the child’s uncle Brandon Lowrey, explaining that beyond […]

@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-28 19:21:29

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Eminem:
🎵 Without Me (Clean Version)
#NowPlaying #Eminem
nevermind-music.bandcamp.com/t
open.spotify.com/track/2YaiY5C

@karlauerbach@sfba.social
2025-12-25 02:10:26

This, if true, is damning. Although I do not know whether this is true, it certainly is consistent with many things we know about trump.
lgbtqnation.com/2025/12/quick-

Trump watched as girl's newborn was murdered & dumped in lake, Epstein document says - LGBTQ Nation
"He was present when my uncle murdered my newborn child."

@chiraag@mastodon.online
2025-10-29 02:02:16
Content warning: Puzzles

Strands #605
“"Nevermore!"”
💡🔵🔵🟡
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@cdarwin@c.im
2025-12-26 04:57:49

Absolutely hideous to read. And Trump has Republicans convinced he’s pro-life.
According to this document, Trump was present and 70 years old when a girl’s newborn was disposed of. To be clear, she’s a victim of sex trafficking.
Witness Info
First Name: Donald
Last Name: Trump
Age: 70

Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com)
Absolutely hideous to read. And Trump has Republicans convinced he’s pro-life. According to this document, Trump was present and 70 years old when a girl’s newborn was disposed of. To be clear, she’s a victim of sex trafficking. Witness Info First Name: Donald Last Name: Trump Age: 70 1/2

@cosmos4u@scicomm.xyz
2025-11-25 18:35:47

First Results from ALPPS [the Atacama Large Millimeter/submillimeter Array Perseus Polarization Survey] - A Sub-Alfvénic Streamer in SVS 13A: #Star-Building Material into Newborn System in Perseus: almaobservatory.org/en/press-r

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-11-29 14:52:54

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #90TEEN
Broadcast:
🎵 I Found the F
#Broadcast
broadcast.bandcamp.com/track/i
open.spotify.com/track/3qr2hBL

@metacurity@infosec.exchange
2026-01-26 21:43:33

Crunchbase Confirms Data Breach After Hacking Claims
securityweek.com/crunchbase-co

@cdarwin@c.im
2025-12-27 16:04:04

Denmark recommends routinely vaccinating all children against just 10 diseases.
In the U.S., the immunization schedule calls for routine universal vaccination against 16 diseases.
-- It was 17 diseases until last week, when the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention officially dropped the recommendation to vaccinate all newborns against hepatitis B.
But Denmark has created its immunization schedule in a very different context than that of the U.S., notes Dr. Sean O'L…