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María Corina Machado goes to Washington:
The opposition leader told reporters Thursday that she had “presented” Donald Trump with her #Nobel #Peace #Prize #medal

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2025-12-29 21:59:13

I'm waiting for "I want a Nobel Peace Prize. Gimme, gimme. No one has ever deserved one more than me" to become "The Nobel committee is a bunch of talentless hacks. No one wants the worthless Nobel Peace Prize."
#NarcissistInChief #NobelPeacePrize

@askesis@qoto.org
2026-01-23 18:42:54

Prêmio #Nobel da Paz, #MariaCorina Machado convoca os #EUA para invadirem #Cuba e

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-01-20 14:54:38

"We stopped eight wars. Maybe we'll be stopping a ninth one soon...
...And if there're no more wars after that, we'll start some and then stop them." 🙄
I added the second part, but we all know that's the kind of thinking.
#sarcasm #USA #peace #NobelPrize