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The Justice Department will receive a recommendation later today to conduct an investigation into whether former U.S. Homeland Security Secretary #Kristi #Noem committed #perjury in her testimony to Congress earlier this month.
The v…

@roelgrif@mstdn.social
2026-03-06 21:33:23

Why was Kristi #Noem fired? #BrianTylerCohen has the answer.

The push to impeach,
-- in particular the current breakout push among Dems for #Noem
-- but also more generally,
⭐️is NOT just about taking the long shot of flipping a couple of Massie types to get it through now.
🔥It's also about creating and holding them to a pre-commitment to do it when Dems have the House.

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-03-03 21:54:23

Kristi Noem is reportedly considering sleeping over in American’s homes (whether or not they want her to) just so she can violate the 3rd Amendment too, and have a matched set of violated Amendments.
#USpol #BillOfRights

New polling suggests, in the wake of Donald Trump firing former Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Secretary Kristi #Noem from her position, that a plurality of voters would like to see the firings of numerous other Trump administration officials.
The latest Economist/YouGov poll published on Tuesday found huge support for Noem’s firing.
Just 15 percent said they disapproved of Noem being remov…

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-02-19 17:33:46

Comment by #StephenColbert regarding reports of an affair between Krusty #Noem and her assistant, #CoreyLewandowski, both of whom are married (to others) with children.
“If that romantic part…

@PaulWermer@sfba.social
2026-01-24 23:01:12

What's the difference between the tangerine tyrant & #Noem, and a pair of gang bosses ordering a hit? I can't think of any, except that the gang bosses are more likely to be honest about their intent.
And will the #GOP finally acknowledge that they need to act to prevent more murders?

@paulwermer@sfba.social
2026-01-24 23:01:12

What's the difference between the tangerine tyrant & #Noem, and a pair of gang bosses ordering a hit? I can't think of any, except that the gang bosses are more likely to be honest about their intent.
And will the #GOP finally acknowledge that they need to act to prevent more murders?

Homeland Security Secretary
#Kristi #Noem had a baffling excuse Wednesday for a
⚠️federal agent shooting a U.S. citizen ⚠️
protesting an ICE operation in #Minneapolis, Minnesota.
Speaking from Brownsville, Texas…

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-03-06 06:22:39

🟩 Yes, she should.
🟥 Nope, not happening. Not on the left; not on the right.
#NYT #opinion #KristiNoem #Noem #politics

@paulwermer@sfba.social
2026-02-22 15:27:28

I never realized making everyone spend time in the most crowded, most slowly moving lines would end up "prioritizing the general traveling population" - I thought that would just slow down throughput for everyone, creating longer, slower lines. I'm amazed at #Noem's brilliant management insights. /s
Homeland Security suspends TSA PreCheck, Global Entry airport security prog…

@PaulWermer@sfba.social
2026-02-22 15:27:28

I never realized making everyone spend time in the most crowded, most slowly moving lines would end up "prioritizing the general traveling population" - I thought that would just slow down throughput for everyone, creating longer, slower lines. I'm amazed at #Noem's brilliant management insights. /s
Homeland Security suspends TSA PreCheck, Global Entry airport security prog…