Tootfinder

Technically #NotTheOnion
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/hitler-estate-sues-trump-for-stealing

Actual news headline today:
"A river that is home to about 500 saltwater crocodiles is given the OK to host Paralympic rowing"
#NotTheOnion

Scientists discover link between ED medicine and blindness
But men shouldn't worry about bumping into things...as long as you weren't lying about size
#NotTheOnion #NotApriFools
https://gizmodo.com/scientists-uncover-worrying-link-between-this-popular-erection-drug-and-blindness-2000800309

You cannot make this shit up. #NotTheOnion
https://edition.cnn.com/2026/08/28/us/milo-yiannopoulos-detained-by-ice