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@Nathan@social.lostinok.com
2026-06-20 14:22:19

I’ve reached the age where my Father’s Day gifts consist of nostalgic remembrances of days long gone by, and I love it. 🤣
#okc #oklahoma #baseball

Coffee mug with the old Eighty-niners team logo on it.
@Nathan@social.lostinok.com
2026-06-20 01:31:28

We sadly missed an egg pod on our avocado squash. We killed a bunch of adults and nymphs, but we will see if the ones we missed can kill it. In the mean time, we harvested all that we could plus some zucchini and blackberries.
#gardening #oklahoma

Avocado quash, zucchini and blackberries on a table.
@primonatura@mstdn.social
2026-04-06 12:00:27

"Mining in Oklahoma Left Toxic Wasteland Until Indigenous Tribe Brought it Back to Life"
#Oklahoma #Environment #Conservation

@Nathan@social.lostinok.com
2026-06-20 01:18:25

Squash Bug War Report:
3 adults, 2 egg pods, 10 nymphs. Total: 15.
Yes, I killed them. The adults were soldiers. The egg pods were weapons caches. The nymphs? The tribunal calls them children. I call them future war criminals in soft exoskeletons.
. . .
#gardening #oklahoma

Dr Strangelove
@Nathan@social.lostinok.com
2026-06-18 01:33:34

Argh, the squash bugs are back after a couple of days of reprieve. Good news is though there are cute mystery melons and blackberries. 🍈
#gardening #oklahoma 🌱

Mellon on a trellis.
Blackberries on a table.
@Nathan@social.lostinok.com
2026-06-13 13:49:30

Good morning Oklahoma.🌻
#oklahoma #gardening #sunflowers 🌱

A full sunflower in bloom.
@Nathan@social.lostinok.com
2026-06-17 00:40:00

The first of our onion crop is off the drying rack (though we’ve been stealing from it daily) plus our sad garlic crop for the year. Don’t feel bad for us though, we got dozens of heads from a single bed last year. 🧅 🧄
#gardening #oklahoma 🌱

Onions and garlic sitting on a table
@Nathan@social.lostinok.com
2026-06-19 01:15:58

Squash Bug War Report:
1 Adult, 2 Egg Pods
Too tired for story time, a simple harvest report will have to do. Getting some nice zucchinis plus a handful of blackberries daily. Onions are coming off the rack and harvested our first jalapeño of the year in nice purple hue.
#gardening #oklahoma

Onions, blackberries, zucchinis and a purple jalapeño on a table in front of a basket.
@Nathan@social.lostinok.com
2026-06-15 03:06:22

We’ve been getting a handful of blackberries everyday now, but it appears after last nights rain, we may soon be on track for a blackberry explosion. Jelly and Jam time!
#gardening #oklahoma

Blackberries which are still red but ripening nicely.
Blackberries which are still red but ripening nicely.
Blackberries which are still red but ripening nicely.
Blackberries which are still red but ripening nicely.
@Nathan@social.lostinok.com
2026-06-15 02:59:29

Squash Bug War Casualty Report: Adults 0, Egg Pods 0.
No enemy contact, but I know they are out there, it’s like they are taunting me . . .
“Hallo, you tiny-brained gardener! You frighten no one! Today we did not come, because we did not feel like it!”
#gardening #oklahoma

The taunting French knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
@Nathan@social.lostinok.com
2026-06-13 18:38:47

Upon learning that we had harvested the very last cabbage for the summer, an overwhelming, undeniable Teutonic command came welling up from within me demanding immediate fermentation activities.
#gardening #oklahoma 🌱

A sauerkraut fermentation crock.
@Nathan@social.lostinok.com
2026-06-14 03:06:58

Squash Bug War Casualty Report:
Adults: 1, Egg Pods: 2
Too tired to attempt dad humor tonight, but feels like we have reached a equilibrium. Great news is the it’s in our favor, we got 4 more squashes and zucchinis tonight.
#gardening #oklahoma

@Nathan@social.lostinok.com
2026-06-13 20:07:01

We had a leek escape our notice and we are letting it go to seed. They make such an interesting flower structure.
#bloomscrolling #gardening #oklahoma

A leak flower.
@Nathan@social.lostinok.com
2026-06-13 14:55:35

Had a productive morning in the garden. Got all the beds weeded. Said bye to some old friends. Harvested the last cabbage. Pulled our garlic crop which was pretty much a failure this year. Started harvesting the onions, which did great this year. Out with the kale too. 🧅
#gardening #oklahoma

Cabbage head on a table
Onions and Garlic Drying
Onions and Garlic Drying
Pile of leaves and weeds in a wheelbarrow
@Nathan@social.lostinok.com
2026-06-13 02:38:33

Hot peppers are on their way. The Thai Chilis are the first to appear this year. 🌶️
#gardening #oklahoma 🌱

Small green Thai chilis on a plant.
@Nathan@social.lostinok.com
2026-06-17 02:35:21

Squash Bug War Casualty Report:
Adults: 0, Egg Pods: 0
I know I’m lacking on Dad humor missives, but it seems we’ve come to a cease fire in the war. Two days now and only one egg pod to show for it. Going to go quiet until they return. I know they are out there somewhere.
#gardening #oklahoma

Guy with binoculars watching.
@Nathan@social.lostinok.com
2026-06-12 02:07:29

SQUASH BUG WAR CASUALTY REPORT
KIA: 0, Egg Pods Destroyed: 0
No contact with the enemy today. Not one bug. Not one egg. The leaves are still. TOO still.
This is not a victory. This is a TRAP.
#gardening #oklahoma

Martin Sheen rising from the water in Apocalypse Now.
@Nathan@social.lostinok.com
2026-06-11 01:03:59

Our Espresso Gladiolus have started blooming.
#gardening #oklahoma

A Espresso Gladiolus bloom.
A Espresso Gladiolus bloom.
A Espresso Gladiolus bloom.
A Espresso Gladiolus bloom.
@Nathan@social.lostinok.com
2026-06-11 00:37:18

BATTLE REPORT: 2 adults eliminated, 4 egg pods destroyed, 1 enemy escaped.
Comrades! Today we struck at the squash bug bourgeoisie — even catching two saboteurs in the shameless act of expanding their counter-revolutionary forces! They were dealt with accordingly.
#gardening #oklahoma

Soviet propaganda poster animated.
@Nathan@social.lostinok.com
2026-06-09 16:44:53

Dispatch — Squash Bug Front
Casualties: Adults 0 | Eggs 4
After last night's slaughter, both sides withdrew to their lines. No sentries crested the trenchline. Scattered egg fire at 0600 — harassing only, a reminder they still hold the zucchini salient.
#gardening #oklahoma

Soldiers writing letters in a trench.
@Nathan@social.lostinok.com
2026-06-08 16:27:37

Morning Squash Bug War Casualty Report: Adults 1, another adult was able to escape. Egg Pods: 0
#gardening #oklahoma 🌱

Cowboy escaping by jumping through a windows
@Nathan@social.lostinok.com
2026-06-09 01:44:39

Evening Squash Bug War Casualty Report: Adults: 9, Egg Pods: 3.
After several days of light contact, the enemy returned in force. Much squishing was inflicted and some good leaves were lost. But we survive to harvest another day.
#gardening #oklahoma 🌱

Marlon Brandon in Apocalypse Now saying “The horror.”
@Nathan@social.lostinok.com
2026-06-08 01:19:42

The onion crop is getting close, very excited. #gardening #oklahoma 🌱

Photos of onions pushing up through the soil.
@Nathan@social.lostinok.com
2026-06-07 13:29:23

Morning Squash Bug War Casualty Report: Adults: 0, Egg Pods: 1. Suspect enemy has retreated into hiding to regroup and resupply.
Will need to increase our sentry duties in preparation for the next attack wave. #gardening #oklahoma

Man popping out of tunnel.
@Nathan@social.lostinok.com
2026-06-08 01:17:39

Evening Squash Bug War Casualty Report: Adults: 0, Egg Pods: 6. This is starting to feel less like a war and more like a scene from Alien. On the plus side, we did get to harvest our first squash, albeit a small one. #gardening #oklahoma 🌱

An egg pod opening from the movie Alien
@Nathan@social.lostinok.com
2026-06-07 01:17:48

Tonight’s Squash Bug War Casualty Counts: 6 adults, 2 In flagrante delicto. 4 egg pods. #gardening #oklahoma

Marines shouting from Full Metal Jacket.
@Nathan@social.lostinok.com
2026-06-06 00:15:44

My Sisyphean battle with the squash bug has begun. I face this battle with resignation in my heart. On the plus side though, there are blackberries. #oklahoma #gardening 🌱

A small pile of Blackberries on a table.
@Nathan@social.lostinok.com
2026-06-06 23:47:20

I had a mad idea this spring to allow all of my volunteer sunflowers to grow in the yard. I hope this pans outs into something magical because right now mowing is difficult and I am afraid I might get lost in my own yard.
Music by the genius Kristy Kruger. #gardening #oklahoma 🌱

A video of a walk through a path lined with sunflowers.  Music by Kristy Kruger.
@Nathan@social.lostinok.com
2026-05-05 23:23:10

Looks like the small pool for the time being. #guthrie #oklahoma
guthrien…

@Nathan@social.lostinok.com
2026-06-10 01:08:55

Evening Squash Bug War: Casualty Report
10 adults KIA, 4 egg pods destroyed.
O cursed stinkèd foe, thou crept upon my vine!
But lo — my thumb of justice, swift and firm,
Hath crushed thy copper eggs and broke thy line.
The Union garden stands. Begone, thou bug.
#gardening #oklahoma

Union soldiers crossing a field firing.