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I dreamt that I was a crimefighter's sidekick.
My boss was a French woman who battled billionaires stark minge naked. She was as ruthless as she was gorgeous, de-capitating capitalists with her shiny scimitar. She said that Justice was not justice unless it was naked.
It was amazing.
My conclusion: I probably need a wank.
#OnanTheBarbarian